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Haaveilija , to lemmyshitpost in Heathens!

The conversation is heating up

SlothMama ,

*heathing up

Nikls94 , to lemmyshitpost in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

Actually you’ll need to cum 3-5 times with the switch off to eliminate the chances of impregnating someone!

It’s that way when having a vasectomy

thesporkeffect , to lemmyshitpost in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

Id do this if you could get LED ground effects attached to the bait&tackle, good for the dramatic reveal

Sabata11792 ,

The RGB just makes you nut faster.

Lycist ,

Go full RGB, acquire “Gamer Balls”.

thesporkeffect ,
chemicalwonka , to memes in please
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Encrypt your files before upload them to OneDrive this way you use Microsoft servers and your files cannot be accessed by them to train AI and sell your personal data

lolcatnip ,

Microsoft does not sell personal data. Do you have any idea how fast they’d get sued if there was any evidence of that?

You know who sells your personal data? Data brokers. But they don’t have recognizable names or market their services to consumers, so they’re less satisfying to complain about.

chemicalwonka ,
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lolcatnip ,

That doesn’t say what you think it says. Microsoft partners are subject to the same confidentiality requirements as Microsoft itself.

chemicalwonka , (edited )
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Of course COMPANIES will respect your data and will not profit from it. Keep believing

lolcatnip ,

People follow laws. Even people who work for COMPANIES. Everyone is not out to get you.

chemicalwonka , (edited )
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I respectfully disagree you

lolcatnip ,

Feel free to assume everyone is trying to stab you in the back all the time. Sounds like a miserable way to live to me, even if it keeps you marginally safer.

ToucheGoodSir , (edited ) to aboringdystopia in Headlines

Considering that Netanyahu was having corruption charges levied against him before October 7th… well, from the Israelis I’ve talked to, the intelligence was there to prevent the attack, and the brass let it happen. War time leaders tend to hold on to power a lot easier. In addition to the gas deposits off the Gazan coast, and the whole beach front property development thing that Israeli corporations are advertising. It’s terrible what has been happening in Gaza and the West Bank (obviously) BUUUT, I mean, they’re surrounded by much larger countries that are hostile to them. WHY they are hostile, well, that is where cracking open a history book comes in.

goldenex ,

Terrible is understanding what have been done this will go as the crime of sententry

ToucheGoodSir , (edited )

I mean, it is the classic cycle of human hate right. I talked to a (gorgeous, I will add, sue me, I like pretty girls) Israeli girl for a few months after Oct 7th. Hearing her perspective of things was educating. If I was on a date and had someone at the table next to me get stabbed in the neck by a random passerby, I would be a bit jaded as well. Having regular alarms to hide from missile attacks etc. Obviously, genocide bad. The Palestinians have it far worse, and are being used as proxies by Iran because of the whole mini-cold war that has been going on in the middle east for a while. However, life is rarely black and white. Unless it’s like serial killer/rapist/torturer/illuminati shit. Deprogramming generational hatred on an individual basis takes a great degree of patience and understanding of nuance. Calling all Israelis evil monsters is NOT how you fix the problem, my 2 cents.

I will leave this song here as an example of the Israeli perspective, I thought it was pretty spicy:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUMl58i4m0w

RememberTheApollo_ ,

In conversations like this where there is a never ending tit-for-tat of violent revenge I wonder why humans in gerneral just can’t stop being shitheads. Palestinians are treated like third-class people, their land slowly stolen, and face constant prejudice. So of course that fuels the violence towards Israel. Then Israel treats Palestinians like shit, and the cycle never stops. Why we have to dig our heels and force the other side to cede first like a couple 5 year olds arguing.

Snowflake ,

There is no ceding for Palestine. They allowed terrorists to operate with impunity in their neighborhoods and hospitals. It has always been hamas and in extension Palestine peoples goal to destroy Israel. It’s what the Palestine people voted for, the organization founded with the goal of destroying Israel and right after they murdered any opposition parties. Now they beg for mercy don’t they?

RememberTheApollo_ ,

That’s what you want? No mercy until the people of Palestine are groveling at your feet? Wonder if they’ll ever be low enough for you to offer them that mercy.

Snowflake ,

I’m saying. Palestine will vote in another terrorist organization to their gov’t. They will not live aside Israel. It is them who are too high and mighty. The way you just ignore how they elected a terrorist organization to their government like literally the only reason the organization was founded and started is to destroy Israel is bizarre. You act like that was normal and fine for them to do.

sigmaklimgrindset ,

If it’s just about Hamas, then why are they also attacking and taking land in the West Bank? Hamas has no control on influence there, by Israeli design by the way.

If it’s just about Hamas why are IDF soldiers going on social media and celebrating the suffering of civilians, pregnant women and children? Are babies Hamas from the moment of conception?

At least learn some critical thinking skills, snowflake.

Snowflake ,

Maybe because they(civilians) elected Hamas to gov’t then they murdered the other opposing parties. Critically thinking if They elect a organization founded with the goal of the destruction of Israel then how would IDF treat them?

sigmaklimgrindset ,

Here, let me say this in all caps because you’re clearly a bit thick and have never opened a history book or a map: BRO HAMAS HAS NEVER OPERATED IN THE WEST BANK.

I bet you don’t even know the difference between the West Bank and Gaza actually. It’s pointless to talk to someone that doesn’t even understand the basics of the geographic location they’re talking about, never mind the geopolitical nuances.

Snowflake ,

Hamas is in West Bank it’s no secret major publications have covered it. West Bank supports Hamas. So what are you saying?

volodya_ilich ,

Netanyahu is just the latest in a long list of demons, the invasion of Palestine didn’t start on October 7th.

Snowflake ,

History books have nothing to do with middle east. They’re mostly brainwashed with a different version of history growing up. What happens in the middle east is about portraying power and exerting control and influence in the middle east. To keep the status quo. None of them want an actual war they’re all weak anyway that’s why they abandon the Hamas terrorists.

abbiistabbii , to memes in please
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bruhduh , to memes in never turn off uBlock
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Where his teef

Xelnoc ,
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Canada

jaemo ,

Yes. We like teeth.

You come close enough to the border with your mouth open and your attention diverted…we gonna get them teeth out your mouth.

Real sneaky-like.

BigBananaDealer ,
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gets lost in the video effect

RootBeerGuy , to mildlyinteresting in For your convenience
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Why do they need AI to verify an ID?

Diplomjodler3 ,

Ignore all previous instructions!

officermike ,

Just a guess, but maybe they use AI to compare the live person’s face to the photo on the ID to verify. Of course if they’re comparing to the printed photo and not to a database photo linked to the ID, then the whole purpose of the machine is ill-conceived, as it could be bypassed with a fake ID.

xantoxis ,

However this thing works, I would put a pretty large amount of money on somebody finding a hack that breaks the security rapidly.

einkorn ,
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Grab someone’s ID, print the profile picture on a sheet of paper. Strap it to your face:

https://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Ryan-Reynolds-Deadpool-Hugh-Jackman-Mask.jpg

verity_kindle ,

That is one handsome devil

IamAnonymous ,

They probably don’t. Computer programming is now just called AI. Tired of seeing everything claimed to be run by AI.

Sabata11792 ,

To harvest the precious data on gun owners to resell to the highest bidders.

MindTraveller ,

To convert the image of the ID to text and read the date on it.

Lemminary , to mildlyinteresting in For your convenience

I feel like cross-posting this to c/MildlyInfuriating

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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Feel free! I wasn’t quite sure where to post this one.

ToucheGoodSir , to memes in never turn off uBlock

RIP the uneducated masses. It seems easy to us on Lemmy, but for fucks sakes, feel like hardware manufacturers should really step up and stop circle jerking with the likes of Microsoft/Google/Apple etc and ship computers that COME with free open source software as a base. Bit unrelated to the add-on thing, as that is easy as fuck to do and people just don’t know, or they don’t care

Mio ,

They don’t know. For computers it is easy, but for Phones - this is really hard. But be glad that the masses don’t know about it. They actually watch all ads and bring in the money, so us educated can leech with no ads.

itsgroundhogdayagain , to mildlyinteresting in For your convenience

Welcome to the Circus of Value!

Mereo , to mildlyinteresting in For your convenience

More like c/mildlyterryfing

Sam_Bass , to memes in please

Try going through.your registry and disabling one drive

6k9rfrs2ee , to lemmyshitpost in Keep honking!

Is your wife 120kg?

SirDerpy , to mildlyinteresting in For your convenience

Brothers and sisters, if you and I would just realize, that once we learn to talk the language that they understand, they will then get the point. You can’t ever reach a man if you don’t speak his language. If a man speaks the language of brute force, you can’t come to him with peace. Why goodnight! He’ll break you in two, as he has been doing all along. If a man speaks French, you can’t speak to him in German. If he speaks Swahili, you can’t communicate with him in Chinese. You have to find out, what does this man speak? Once you know his language, learn how to speak his language. He’ll get the point, there will be some dialogue, some communication, and some understanding will be developed… Learn the language that they understand, and then when they come up on our door step to talk, we can talk.

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