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deegeese , to linuxmemes in Do I have a life? No

This meme is old enough to drink.

Aurenkin ,

I tried to drink it but nothing happened? Maybe next year

SteveFromMySpace ,

Gotta drink the thermal paste

festnt ,

nah use it as toothpaste

SteveFromMySpace ,

Crap I’ve been doing it all wrong

Alexstarfire ,

You must have a Mac.

Aurenkin ,

Not exclusively, but yes. I feel called out.

abbadon420 ,

Did you just admit to drinking an underaged meme?!

IllNess ,

I was curious so I checked.

Aqua OS X logo is 2001-2007.

MS Vista - 7 Logo is 2006-2020.

Seems like you are correct it if the meme creator used the most recent logos at the time. So 17 or 18 years old.

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

It’s almost too old for Leo to date.

festnt ,

whos Leo

Gormadt ,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Decaprio

festnt ,

oh that guy, everything makes a lot more sense now

JackGreenEarth ,

18 years old is old enough to legally buy alcohol.

IllNess ,

Really depends on where you are.

Most of Europe the age is 18. Some countries goes as low as 16. In North America, in Canada it is 18 for 3 provinces, in the USA it depends on the state. Puerto Rico is 18. Mexico it’s 18. Nearly all of South America it is 18 with a couple of exceptions where it is 16 and one case where it is 20. Most of Africa it is 18. Asia is mix but China it is 18.

JackGreenEarth ,

So in the vast majority of places, my initial statement that 18 is old enough to legally buy alcohol was correct.

Pacmanlives ,

lol right! I think that’s Windows Vista’s logo too not Windows 7

shadowedcross , to linuxmemes in Do I have a life? No

But I can’t afford a Mac :(

konalt ,
@konalt@lemmy.world avatar

Chromebook!

bali10050 ,
@bali10050@lemmy.world avatar

Buying a chromebook is like buying nearly expired milk because it’s cheaper as a lactose intolerant

fuckwit_mcbumcrumble ,

Buy more money.

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

You can just print more, dummy

adespoton ,

With an Epson, HP, Lexmark or Brother printer?

I sense another meme coming on….

oo1 ,

Just install it from AUR.

SteveFromMySpace ,

Get a refurbished Mac mini

lengau , to linuxmemes in Do I have a life? No

Wait I’m an idiot who has a life. Why am I on Linux?

palordrolap ,

I'm not sure there's a way to answer that without being unnecessarily mean.

lengau ,

Just call me a penguin fucker and get it over with…

RecluseRamble ,

Well, it’s a life, I guess…

bali10050 ,
@bali10050@lemmy.world avatar

Team spirit

Diabolo96 ,

Stop bragging 😤

festnt ,

cus ur not in 2005 anymore so linux is a usable os for most people

SteveFromMySpace , to linuxmemes in Do I have a life? No

HAHAHHAA APPLE BAD SUCH LEMMINGS HAHAHA IT’S 2010 AND I’M SO BRAVE

hydroptic ,

LOL ONE BUTTON MOUSE

SteveFromMySpace ,

Got i hated those lol never bought one

hydroptic ,

The “pucks” definitely were terrible, but they had one button mice in the “classic” Mac times too and people were always using that as an example of how Macs are baaaaaad

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass , to lemmyshitpost in Das Bagel
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

I hate the fancy restaurants with the stupid square/rectangle yuppie plates. Why the plate gotta be so damn small? It leaves you no choice but to make a damn mess especially with all that sauce everywhere.

/OldManRantOver

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m ok with square plates, but the rectangular ones annoy me because it means you can’t turn them the way you might want to. In order to, for example, not have food fall off your fork and go everywhere.

Etterra ,

You’re someone who refuses to eat pizza cut into squares, aren’t you.

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass ,
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

Nope square Pizza is fine. It’s even a requirement if ya baked it in a rectangular pan, which is how many Pizzas I’ve eaten have been made.

tomi000 ,

Theyre talking about plates not food

VelvetStorm ,

It makes it look like you are getting more food so that way you don’t think about the fact that you just paid 15 to 20 bucks for a bagel sandwich.

Frozengyro , to lemmyshitpost in Das Bagel

Is that chocolate milk?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I think it’s some sort of coffee drink.

abysmalpoptart ,

Looks like a Milchkaffee, which is kinda like a cafe au lait

parpol , to linuxmemes in Do I have a life? No

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  • HStone32 ,

    I don’t think Windows user disagree with privacy per se. IMO, it’s more that they believe the lie that privacy is a myth, despite the fact it was had in abundance hardly more than a decade ago.

    SteveFromMySpace ,

    So you’re that generous with windows users but Apple users are anti-right to repair?

    HStone32 ,

    That’s certainly a conclusion to jump to.

    I don’t have anything to say about Apple users, because I don’t know anything about them. I do however have things to say about Windows users, having been one my entire life up until a few years ago.

    SteveFromMySpace ,

    Fair enough just seemed like a pretty major omission. Should’ve asked though, my bad

    SquirtleHermit ,

    No! Always make assumptions! They make conversations faster!

    SteveFromMySpace ,

    WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!?

    acockworkorange ,

    If my experience in the heavy industry is any indicator, windows users believe that green crayons taste the best.

    bali10050 , to linuxmemes in Do I have a life? No
    @bali10050@lemmy.world avatar

    MacOS is a great os, and it comes with solid hardware. If you use your laptop for anything except gaming, and you can pay premium, a mac is a really good choise. Also, it’s a lot easier to develop apps for iphones from macs, and that’s a thing that a lot of people do.

    DmMacniel ,
    @DmMacniel@feddit.org avatar

    Also, it’s a lot easier to develop apps for iphones from macs, and that’s a thing that a lot of people do.

    Given that’s actually the only way to do it… (Without resorting to jumping through hoops via emulation)

    bali10050 ,
    @bali10050@lemmy.world avatar

    There is always a third really obscure way to do things

    HStone32 ,

    And that is why my code will never be multiplatform. No way I’m going to sink several thousand dollars for a machine I will never use except as part of my build pipeline.

    SteveFromMySpace ,

    several thousand dollars

    You don’t need the latest and greatest to build smartphone apps.

    Tenthrow ,
    @Tenthrow@lemmy.world avatar

    Mac mini $500 and refurbs are cheaper.

    SteveFromMySpace ,

    The m1 Mac mini when it launched for about a solid 18-24mo was the single best deal at the time (largely due to the insane GPU price hike admittedly but still very powerful objectively for the price). Very weird to say that but honestly it’s true. The minis are still very robust for the price.

    dohpaz42 ,
    @dohpaz42@lemmy.world avatar

    I used my 2010 MacBook Pro for about 10 years before I decided to buy a new one (no longer supported by Apple). It ran great too, for being 10 years old.

    IllNess ,

    MacBooks are great. You can still run Linux on it if you still want to use the hardware.

    Or you can try OpenCore Legacy Patcher.

    What is OpenCore?

    dohpaz42 ,
    @dohpaz42@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m waiting for Linux support to come to iPads. I have an older iPad I would love to see Linux on.

    dinckelman ,

    I’ve switched my laptop from an XPS machine to an M1 Pro MBP, and it’s genuinely been one of my best purchases. I can easily do my work for an entire day, and more often than not, I can spend like 3 nights in a row watching something in bed too. Not to mention that it doesn’t run like a furnace, even under load

    some_guy , to lemmyshitpost in Murca

    Embarrassing af.

    Num10ck , to greentext in Anon ponders the cosmic mysteries
    Etterra , to lemmyshitpost in Das Bagel

    Is that supposed to be a salad? Because it looks like a bunch of entire vegetables.

    possiblylinux127 , to linuxmemes in Remember to not to forget clearing your journal

    You just need a bigger drive. Don’t delete anything

    b00m ,

    Oh lord watch me hoard

    distantsounds OP , to pics in Cicada [oc]

    Bonus pic

    cicada

    s08nlql9 ,

    look like a cousin of scorpions

    some_guy , to greentext in Anon ponders the cosmic mysteries

    The funny part is that if there were a god (there isn’t), he would absolutely be an asshole.

    Flax_vert ,
    Honytawk ,

    Well, it is in your lore book. We just extrapolate by reading.

    Flax_vert ,

    The thing I find funny about Atheists is when they’re like “uh why doesn’t God stop evil??” And then you complain when He actually does something about it

    RecluseRamble ,

    We don’t argue anything. We just cannot understand how an adult human still needs their imaginary friends to cope.

    RadicalEagle ,

    I’m not trying to be funny, but would you also characterize “nature” as being an asshole?

    funkless_eck ,

    if it was a sentient being making the choices - yes.

    RadicalEagle ,

    Gotcha. I guess I don’t really see “God” as a sentient being exclusively, so applying characteristics to him has always been a challenge.

    quixotic120 , (edited )

    This assumes that if there was a god they are perfect and chose to make us with teeth that fail, bodies that get cancer, anger issues and mental health problems, etc

    While that could be the case it could also be the case that if there was a god said god could just be a much higher level lifeform that could create galaxies and life and shit, but still was maybe not all that good at it. Like look at humanity. We can do crazy shit, we can make computers that do incomprehensible things to humans that existed as little as 50 years ago. But those computers still fucking suck and crash all the time, blue screen, lose data, etc.

    Maybe there was a god that made humanity but he just wasn’t very good at it and as a result we now have cancer and war. and maybe they’re up there like “oh they’re deifying me, that’s super awkward bc it’s totally my fault their first child died of leukemia at 7 years old”. Or maybe they did all that and now they’re dead too because they’re not actually a god but just a higher lifeform and were deifying a loser that would’ve gotten a c on their biology homework

    but there’s probably not one

    some_guy ,

    An interesting argument. I don’t think I’ve heard anyone seriously put this forward, only George Carlin (who was perhaps serious but not presenting it seriously).

    MonkderVierte ,

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  • GregorGizeh ,

    I mean that kinda makes sense no? If I was convinced god existed, is all powerful and all seeing but also a total dick I’d be very faithful to the creed lol. Dont want to make him pull some petty vindictive crap with me like sending a plague or so

    MonkderVierte ,

    Right, i forgot the god-fearing sort.

    dohpaz42 , to linuxmemes in Do I have a life? No
    @dohpaz42@lemmy.world avatar

    At least Mac is genuinely UNIX. 🙃

    paraphrand ,

    “… I know this!”

    ensignrolaren ,

    And she DID

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