There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

lemmy.world

ObviouslyNotBanana , to insanepeoplefacebook in Egyptian sonar!
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Seems totally reasonable

/s

ScruffyDucky , to memes in total destruction from mountain to shore

Mueowhaha

bruhduh , to memes in total destruction from mountain to shore
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

This stare

bruhduh , to memes in attachment shmershmachment
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

This looks like cover for Wizard’s new album

FIST_FILLET , to memes in please

the most enraging thing i’ve ever experienced on windows was when they started automatically “off-loading” files on my drive because i was running out of space. what the fuck, fuck you, i needed that, die in a fire and never touch my drive again. if i need more space i will fucking make more space

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Ah, but those aren’t really your files. You clicked “Agree” on the 10,000 page EULA so now Microsoft owns you body and soul and all of your offspring out to the 17th generation. They’re just moving around their contracted work product and if you don’t like it you can go pound sand, assuming you pay Microsoft $30/mo for the “Pound Sand^TM^” account license.

sxan , to lemmyshitpost in Ummm... What?
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

But… what if its a real deal? Can you afford to not reply?

I’ll admit, the request for an email address is suspicious. Seriously. It rules out anyone under 50, in any case.

FmbyMF OP ,

Update: i replied with some of my cursed images and asked them for their and they admitted to being 15.

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Oooo, hope you noped out in time before the FBI showed up.

todd_bonzalez , to lemmyshitpost in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

Just redirect my urethra and install a single Y-Valve. Flip the switch up and I cum out the tip, flip the switch down and I cum out my taint.

Ultimate pull-out method.

Grimy , (edited )

You could even add a bag attachment and keep it for later!

todd_bonzalez ,

Saving up cums so I can do one huge pint-sized cum.

Googling “What is the shelf life of cum?”

bitwaba ,

I’d say “imagine having to explain to your date why you’ve got cum in your ass”, but it sounds like you already did.

CarbonatedPastaSauce , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sounds legit sovcit.

Why is it that almost all sovcit bullshit is just them trying to pull off some kind of thievery without being prosecuted?

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

That’s literally it.

HootinNHollerin , to mildlyinteresting in For your convenience

Now they have even more time to fuck their sister

BetaBlake ,

Get a new joke

HootinNHollerin ,

If I were joking I’d say now they have more time to fuck their goat

aramova ,

‘For when they’re late for class’

How’s that?

Lemminary , to insanepeoplefacebook in The Off-Limits American Sphinx

Ah yes, the hoarding of stone masonry to exert control over our silicon-based lives. Makes sense!

PenisWenisGenius , to lemmyshitpost in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

I discovered this amazing life hack. If you never talk to women, you’ll never have sex with one and then you’ll never have kids.

lemmytellyousomething ,

I discovered a life hack to have sex without such a tool without getting anyone pregnant…

🏳️‍🌈

AlligatorBlizzard ,

And I discovered a life hack to get pregnant through gay sex!

🏳️‍⚧️

D:

Lemminary , (edited ) to insanepeoplefacebook in Egyptian sonar!

I think something like this was used but only as a pregnancy test. Where do people get these extra wild ideas from?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know, but if they didn’t get them, we wouldn’t have this community to enjoy their crazy.

CobblerScholar ,

This is real and the Egyptians did use the wheat and barley method for pregnancy testing. Surprisingly it’s not complete hokum because it did work for detecting pregnancy 70-85% of the time if not the specific gender

…harvard.edu/…/pee-pregnant-history-science-urine…

rand_alpha19 ,

I was really into ancient Egypt as a kid and read about this growing up. The level of medical knowledge they seemed to have (or at least their willingness to wing it) is very interesting!

CobblerScholar ,

When it comes to people figuring out things by chance it’s basically the monkeys writing Shakespeare gag, get enough of us in the same place just trying shit out eventually we get something right

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It definitely did not tell anyone the gender. It’s been tested and it can, as you said, detect pregnancy more than random chance but not perfectly. It cannot predict the gender.

SlothMama , to lemmyshitpost in Heathens!

This made me read her name, not as Heather, but like Heather, like more Heath.

brbposting ,

Heather? I barely even know ‘er!

Klnsfw , to lemmyshitpost in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

Forget the Codom and Get STIs

Wilzax ,

Bro forgot about committed and closed relationships

Klnsfw ,

As a matter of fact, I’m in a committed and open relationship.

Wilzax ,

Hence why STDs are a concern for you, but not necessarily for everyone

brbposting ,

Safe folks don’t need marketing.

Folks taking risks can be helped by marketing.

The comment makes sense to me as stands. Guess it could say “20-70% of you!” as an addendum (wonder what the percentage is…)

NeptuneOrbit , to insanepeoplefacebook in The Off-Limits American Sphinx

It’s hard to believe the first image is of a desert in Africa. That’s because it’s not. It’s a photo of a desert in North America.

YarHarSuperstar ,
@YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world avatar

I’m confused. It’s labelled “Grand Canyon” and that’s what it appears to be. Am I wrong?

NeptuneOrbit ,

In the show Cunk on Earth she makes a joke about it being hard to believe she is touring some ancient wonder of the world. Because she is obviously not and therefore one would not believe that she is. I’m riffing on the joke and just being baffled that anyone thinks the canyon looks like buildings, in a literal sense. It’s hard to believe this person is on to something… Because they aren’t.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • random
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines