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Schmuppes , to cat in Brünnhilde the Cat, 1936

So she was from Brünn, CZ?

TheFriar , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit needs help, not criticism.

Wow. This took me like 2x longer to read than it should. What brainrot.

Rivalarrival ,

Hey. They specifically said they didn’t need criticism.

dogsnest ,
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Should I downvote them for their crassness?

FlyingSquid ,
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Would pointing out the errors in their English count as criticism or just necessary instruction?

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit needs help, not criticism.
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I don’t know what an FRN is (something stupid, I assume), but damn, I wish I had the kind of money where I owed a million bucks in income tax. I’d pay it gladly and go back to my spring holiday in Tuscany.

dogsnest ,
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As an autogenous autonomous human vessel, I can access alta-vista to discover it’s a floating-rate note!
Not a voucher, nor coupon.

I’m off to the Moors, sheepster…!

Shiggles ,

Google tells me Floating Rate Note, basically a bond with a variable interest rate.

ieatpillowtags ,

I’m guessing Federal Reserve Note (he just means cash money)

Blue_Morpho ,

I’d guess since he said it was from intellectual property I bet it was a scam where he claimed something like “5 million intellectual property income” to secure a loan from a bank. So now the IRS is coming after him because he claimed income to a bank but didn’t pay taxes on it.

FlyingSquid ,
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You are probably right, but there are also plenty of rich people who will do anything to get out of paying taxes, even by convincing themselves they found the cheat code.

DudeImMacGyver , to lemmyshitpost in I wonder what they smell like.
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Wait, you guys can’t smell landmines? I thought everyone could do that!

ivanafterall ,
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I wish I couldn’t. It’s extremely distracting as I’m trying to go about my daily routine.

caut_R , to games in Day 21 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until I forget to post Screenshots

My Skyrim‘s incredibly heavily modded to the point where it‘s impossible to troubleshoot glitches I encounter, but goddamn is it pretty.

Ilovethebomb , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit needs help, not criticism.

Sorry, what’s an FRN? It sounds like they are actually earning money somehow, but I don’t understand the lingo.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Federal reserve note, aka money.

Zozano , to lemmyshitpost in I wonder what they smell like.
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I’m not saying he could smell landmines, but apparently elephants and rats can.

Though I’m assuming their snouts are fairly close to the ground.

Who knows, maybe LSD unlocks the part of our brain which can smell landmines, and he was spiderman crawling in front of the camera crew, sniffing around like a TSA dog.

dactylotheca , to cat in Brünnhilde the Cat, 1936
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Just goes to prove that cat memes have always been a thing.

Needs more compression artifacts though:

https://suppo.fi/pictrs/image/d67207bb-c623-4020-93f8-cae2fab30d98.jpeg

It’s awesome that the Library of Congress page had TIFF files of the kitty

watersnipje , to pics in Facilities [OC]

Your pictures give me a feeling that I can’t describe. Odd but not unpleasant.

Shawdow194 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit needs help, not criticism.
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Funny at preferring to "donate" money to someone to help with their taxes rather than.... pay taxes

Nougat , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit needs help, not criticism.

My mate just bore our 2nd offspring ...

Females, amirite?

ImplyingImplications ,

I’m honestly impressed that an orc learned to type.

niktemadur , to lemmyshitpost in I wonder what they smell like.

Let’s pause for a moment and focus on that intent:
I’m going to take LSD in a war zone.

It’s like the psychedelic revolution smashed right into The Right Stuff test pilot daredevil attitude. Some people truly seem to be made different than you and me.

That said, it probably wasn’t one of those legendary “heroic doses”, as a certain low-to-medium range (which varies from person to person) does sharpen awareness of things we normally filter out automatically.

If this guy did LSD in a war zone, he’s probably done it many times before, is familiar with its’ effects, a medium dose for him might be a heavy one for the rest of us… mere mortals.

Luci , to cat in Fluffball
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Wow! The hairballs that cat must get!!!

Maven , to aww in Meet Beacon, the therapy dog for Team USA at the Oympics!

I love you beacon

Rhynoplaz , to aww in Meet Beacon, the therapy dog for Team USA at the Oympics!

That’s funny, Meat Beacon was my nickname in High School.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Oh damn it. I hate myself for that typo.

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