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Dhar , to insanepeoplefacebook in The aliens didn't just build the pyramids, they built one from space rocks!
grasshopper_mouse , to lemmyshitpost in every company right now
@grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world avatar

My piece of shit phone case says “AI Autofocus” on it near the holes for the camera lenses and it’s ridiculous

LiveLM ,

Chinese OEMs love to do this for some reason, my phone says"ULTRA PREMIUM" right near the flash.
I already bought the device Xiaomi, you can stop advertising it to me now lol.

ChillPenguin , to cat in A neighbor's cat. Named Beans.

Beans is the best

ryannathans , to pics in [OC] The Red Sea

Doesn’t look very red to me

Travelator , to pics in [OC] The Red Sea

Is non red comrade.

setsneedtofeed OP ,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

Fantastically original jokes everyone!

newproph ,

it’s not even red. what did you expect?

npz , to lemmyshitpost in every company right now
HootinNHollerin , to pics in Ten years ago, I built this thing for a 4th of July party.

Triple spud gun

dogsoahC , to lemmyshitpost in There's rupees in there

If that’s part of an airport or a governmental building, I’d be careful.

ArmokGoB ,

Nah, they hide candy in the walls.

kittenzrulz123 , to cat in Bonus cat included!

Kittes :3

Lost_My_Mind ,

I know thats supposed to be a cat face, but I always see a guy mooning me, and has 2 freckles on his lower back.

kittenzrulz123 ,

I’m going to tear out your spine like a wet noodle for putting that image in my mind

dactylotheca ,
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar

Mind viruses are fun!

Do you know the one about how the word “meow” can only be found in these words:

  • meow
  • meowing
  • meows
  • meowed
  • homeowner

Good luck not reading “homeowner” as “ho-meow-ner” from now on.

Hupf ,

Thor approved infohazard

jawa21 ,
@jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

" lol " is a drowning person holding up their arms in desperation.

dactylotheca , (edited )
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Jimbo ,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

Lost_My_Mind now making other people lose their minds

KazuchijouNo , to aboringdystopia in Youtube stopped working for me today when using uBlock Origin in Firefox or Vivaldi with anti-ad enabled.

If things keep going like this I guess I’ll abandon Youtube completely. How brighter my life will be

DarkCloud ,

That’s where things are heading. I wonder what video services will replace it.

Bahnd ,

It wont be, the scale of service and ease of revenue sharing will keep it as the king of video distribution untill Google kills it (like they do to all their products). FOSS projects and self hosting can not accomodate a viral hit (the slashdot effect), and also a self-hosted project like that would have to find a way to make money for the host to keep the lights on, and even Youtube fails at that one.

Tregetour ,
@Tregetour@lemdro.id avatar

scale

Who does scale really benefit, though? I don’t see how it matters from the audiences’ point of view. Say I watch Youtube for fishing videos - all the competitor needs to do to attract and keep me is offer fishing videos. I don’t really care that I can’t watch music videos on it, or cookery, or make-up tutorials, etc.

The preoccupation we have with scale should be re-examined when it comes to video distribution. A combination of user-friendly banner advertising, modern codecs, and P2P hosting should go an awful long way. If I knew ad placements provided material funding for a video site/community I loved, I’d whitelist the URL.

Video needs fragmentation.

unexposedhazard ,

All you need is a federated link aggregator like lemmy/mastodon with a UI made for videos.

You post a link to whichever video hosting service and attach a bunch of metadata (thumbnail, description, tags) and the comment section is built in already for each post. Nobody cares where a video is hosted, as long as they can follow creators and topics.

kugel7c ,

I think scale matters because almost no person is as much of an island as your example fishing video guy. I actually have noticed almost the opposite in most people I know, YouTube is the default place to get entertainment. Across all their interests.

From both sides the network effect might be strongest with YouTube, the creators can’t leave because YouTube has virtually all of the audience, and consumers don’t want to watch singular people on other platforms because on YouTube you can stumble over interesting videos and all the people you like to watch are already there.

The only way I see for other platforms to actually grow is forced interoperability, as in videos of other platforms appearing in the YouTube frontend. Which Google would never do so the government would need to force them.

JeffKerman1999 ,

Yep, my entertainment is 90% YouTube and the rest some show. On YouTube I find everything: from a dude that does reviews of air filter for cars to somebody explaining some obscure Japanese woodworking techniques to the omniscient Indian dude that explains complex programming concepts. If there was fragmentation I wouldn’t be even able to find stuff, like in the early days of the internet that you knew the website existes because somebody shared the URLs in some usenet or some forums, before search engines became a thing.

Tregetour ,
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You make good points, but I still think what I envision would be able to attract enough people interested in specific hobbies, without achieving anywhere near Youtube’s scale. I’m thinking of a scenario where the video platform is more an extension of a web community, such an an old-school forum, rather than a straight video host where the primary aim is to gain any engagement whatsoever, and where (let’s face it) all engagement is generally fungible. It’d be something member-funded and run, like good torrent trackers, and the content is an interest ‘ecosystem’ - so not only fishing content, but fishing gear coverage, and camping and hiking stuff, and meat prep and storage, and boating, etc.

This couldn’t be any worse for either creator or viewer than what YT subjects them to. There would be no having to optimize for an opaque algorithm. The pressure to self-censor would be greatly relieved. Monetization scope and content guidelines would be accountably managed - ie. by the community itself. Creators would still have their Patreon/Liberapay/etc income streams. The platform can place the odd banner ad too, like 4chan.

I wonder how much convenience and (perceived) income security is a passionate creator prepared to sacrifice in order to start exercising power over Youtube by uploading elsewhere? We all know creators hate the place…

TheFriar ,

The benefit of scale is it attracts the creators. The people making the content we want to watch aren’t all doing it as a hobby, so the chance of attracting a large audience needs to be there. Otherwise they won’t come and the site is populated with really random, low-choice stuff.

ripcord ,
@ripcord@lemmy.world avatar

Twitter and TikTok

Kowowow ,

Could just make a system to automate the ads like muting(or white noise) them and automatically clicking skip, is not as good but still feels like a small win

zerofk ,

Skipping ads violates YouTube’s terms of service!

  • Video playback will be blocked until you allow us to shove ads down your throat.
  • You can also opt for YouTube premium, where we’ll allow you to skip the last 5 seconds of any ad! (*)

(*) ads shorter than 5 minutes do not support skipping the final 5 seconds.

monkeyslikebananas2 ,

The funniest part is they want to watch an ad (trailer) but they aren’t allowed to watch that ad without watching other ads first! Xzibit would be so proud.

ummthatguy , to memes in Ad blocker blocker blocker blocker…..
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boydster ,
@boydster@sh.itjust.works avatar

A møøse ønce bit my sister

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

Pøør sister!

jakemehoff11 , to aboringdystopia in Youtube stopped working for me today when using uBlock Origin in Firefox or Vivaldi with anti-ad enabled.
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That sucks. Do you have access to a VPN with servers in Albania or Moldova? They still don’t allow ads in youtube videos.

Happened to me last month, I set proton VPN to an Albanian server and everything worked until uBlock got updated to suppress the black screen of death again. Good luck!

Maeve ,

Black screen of death? I got a black monitor earlier while doing some work and listening to YouTube. I thought maybe my device overheated. Is this a thing YouTube is doing?

KillingTimeItself , to science_memes in Explain that, science nerds!

oh, and the atmosphere on venus is mostly sulfuric acid. No big deal.

SuiXi3D ,
@SuiXi3D@fedia.io avatar

The pressure alone would probably kill you if you didn’t suffocate first.

statist43 ,

BUUUTT, you are able to exist there.

PanArab ,

briefly

KillingTimeItself ,

but still, you would exist. Even though transiently.

lolcatnip ,

It would most definitely kill you.

GBU_28 , to pics in Progress: the Katy Freeway in Houston, Texas, spans across 26 lanes making it the worlds widest. The freeway is broken down in to 12 main lanes (six in each direction), eight feeder lanes.

Hear me out: stack it vertically. It’ll be great, I promise

BigDanishGuy ,

Yeah, we attempted a surprise vertical stacking on the highway one time. 0/10 would not try again

Got to practice my first aid skills, though, and I even picked up a few stories for my first aid classes.

100_kg_90_de_belin , to science_memes in Explain that, science nerds!

I never meant to cause you any sorrow

I never meant to cause you any pain

I only wanted one time to see you melting

I only wanted to see you

Melting in Venus’ acid rain

androogee ,

Little dead mankind

Baby you’re much too oxygen-dependent

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