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dactylotheca , to programmerhumor in Yup that's how I got depressed
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I think that’s just IT jobs in general. I noped out after 15 years, no fucking clue what I’ll do but I can tell you it’ll be anything but IT

Lettuceeatlettuce ,
@Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml avatar

IT workers desperately need to unionize. There is so much bullshit that happens, folks are expected to do three different roles at once, have multiple technical stacks they are experts in, and work extra hours + be on call after hours or on weekends.

cmbabul ,

100%. A full on IT Workers Union would immediately become one of the most powerful weapons in fighting the oppression of the capitalist class. An IT strike could be effective enough that a general strike wouldn’t be necessary

1024_Kibibytes ,

That’s true. Let the largest BGP routers go down for 5 minutes and any demands the people who run them have would be met.

pineapplelover ,

Wait what? I’m tryna enter this field because I heard it was chill

Jozzo ,
@Jozzo@lemmy.world avatar

It depends entirely on the company you work for. Even then, I wouldn’t exactly describe the work as “chill”

mosiacmango , (edited )

It can be. I often find it “bursty.” I’ve had months at a time when I had stand-ups and then “do whatever you want” for the rest of the day. I generally did do useful work, but there were plently of days when I was just chilling out.

Ive also had months where I ran from fire to fire while on fire, spreading even more fire. Also, there was fire.

It juat depends. If some org treats you as disposable, pays like shit and lights your hair on fire as you walk in, y’all should walk back out. The next org will probally treat you better, because there are good orgs out there. Even the good places get busy for a bit though. Just make sure that busy comes with money and that it ends at some point.

bamboo ,

This is how I would describe my experience. Sometimes it’s crunch time and most of the time it’s fuck around time. After crunch time I always throw a tantrum about how if we only bothered with planning we could largely avoid it.

McOkapi ,

Just make sure that busy comes with money and that it ends at some point.

Excellent point.

UnsavoryMollusk ,

I am so sorry.

GBU_28 ,

Cold sweats are chill

notanaltaccount , to lemmyshitpost in To all you outside of the US...

The conspiracy theorists all say Joe is supposed to step down and Gavin Newsom somehow is added to the ticket which then will win. These conspiracy theorists also say that candidates are selected in advance by the powers that be and it’s all pagentry to deceive the gullible masses. Was this debate really an unepected plot twist, or was it planned?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

When is JFK coming back from the dead

notanaltaccount ,

I am not saying I believe all these things. It’s just what they say.

All the “misinformation” “conspiracy theorists” seem to have gotten quite a few things right.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I follow. The best lies have a teensies pair of truth legs to get them started.

notanaltaccount ,

It’s actually far beyond that.

Remember when covid happened and the media and government said it came from a bat at a market in wuhan and not from the experimental covid lab directly next to the market?

And remember when this was considered “misinformation” and a “conspiracy theory” if you even mentioned that it could be from the covid lab?

Do you rember when they said it was a “conspiracy theory” and “misinformation” to say the covid vaccine was impacting hearts, before they withdrew the Johnson & Johnson vaccine?

Do you remember people getting banned from Facebook for even mentioning that and being called conspiracy theorists spreading misinformation?

Well Pepperidge Farm remembers motherfucker.

smiletolerantly , to lemmyshitpost in Or Germans on the Ryanair flight from Frankfurt Hahn to Mallorca

Germans on the flight from Cologne to Palma, too.

Lost_My_Mind , to cat in Tired kitty

God cats have the best life. They wake up when they want. No annoying alarm clock to tell them they’re late to a place they don’t want to be. Performing work they don’t want to do, for an organization they don’t like. Just to come back where they started at the start of their day…too tired to enjoy the 3-4 hours before bedtime ready to do it all over again.

Nope. Cats just get to take 19 naps a day, be cute, and get free love and attention from the people providing this free lifestyle for them.

And then sometimes…just sometimes…they stare into the void. It could be a blank white wall, but they see something we don’t. Something frightning. Something terrifying!!! Whatever it is, it cannot be percieved by our simple human brains, but they can see it. They can see it clearly. So they take off running like a bat out of hell, racing up the stairs and under your bed, only to enter the cat dimension! No greebles can get to them in there! But what about the humans??? Can the humans survive the greebles attacks??? There is no way to find out until it happens. If the humans were smart, they’d have ran under this bed too when the greebles approached. All we can do now is wait, and prey that the macebre of death and destruction is at a minimal this time. For as a cat, they have seen this before, and know how it ends! It ends when the chosen son of goul is reserected into the body of…wait, is the human using the CAN OPENER!!! CHICKEN! CHICKEN! CHICKDN! GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE!!!

sirico , to retrogaming in Poor Sega just didn't get the timing right.
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The only console piracy massacred

1800doctorb , to programmerhumor in Yup that's how I got depressed
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What about the cloud engineer job do you dislike the most? I’ve been in the field for 7-8 years now and still find a lot of joy. Granted, the most frustrating parts of my job is lack of influence I have over the decisions that get made, but I moved to a team lead position to at least have a little say.

devilish666 OP ,

I hate everything about cloud engineer especially when tweaking & deploying, after that your boss blame you because the company got higher bill just because the apps have tons hidden micro service & peaked the server like crazy & your coworkers that made the apps got praise because your boss & project manager didn’t know anything about IT

BitchPeas , to lemmyshitpost in My powers are absolute!

Jokes on YOU, it’s ever present and inseparable from what I am.

Jokes on me. THANKS MOM.

classic , to interestingasfuck in Most amazing photo of Venus

How representative is this to what it would like to the human eye?

NegativeInf ,

Well, this is the dark side as seen in infrared. If you were to stand at the same point in space and look at Venus the same way, you’d be dead.

But seriously, your view would just be generally darkness. But with some heat vision goggles you could see it?

classic ,

Ah, missed the part about it being the dark side. Just saw the pretty image

splonglo , to lemmyshitpost in Stay Mad, Tankies

I think the Tankies have already made their minds up. The real people who won’t be voting Biden are some % people who saw the debate.

Carlo ,

I agree that it’s only really the low-information undecided voters who will be swayed by a bad debate performance. Happily, we still have 5 months until the election, and I doubt that many people will be thinking about this by the time they get to the ballot box.

TrickDacy , to lemmyshitpost in Stay Mad, Tankies

BuT tHaT mEaNs yOu LovE gEnOcIdE.

That’s what extra militant Joffrey says so it must be true.

blazera ,
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Why are so many biden supporters arguing like a grade schooler. “YeAh WeLl ThIs Is HoW yOu SoUnD”

TrickDacy ,

It’s just because we LOOOOOVE genocide /s

nyctre ,

There’s no good way to argue with trump supporters so this is the easiest, least brain damaging way. All the arguments have been beaten to death 10 times over. And those that still claim 3rd party votes in november will change anything for the better won’t be swayed either.

blazera ,
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The people criticizing Biden for the genocide arent trump supporters. Its left leaning voters that…arent fans of genocide.

nyctre ,

Like I said, people that think voting 3rd party in november is gonna change something aren’t gonna be swayed either.

blazera ,
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How about people that think Biden should drop out so democrats have a chance of beating Trump.

nyctre ,

Are you just making up people and arguments? Because that’s not an argument that I hear people making. Also it’s too late now and no other democrat could beat trump right now, unfortunately

blazera ,
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I say theres plenty of time and any other democrat would have a better chance of beating trump. No one likes Biden, no ones voting for Biden, theyre voting against Trump. If he drops out for someone else, tell me you wont vote for the replacement. Still a democrat, still not Trump, younger.

nyctre ,

I would, sure, but I’m not sure about the majority. Dunno… Most people are super uninformed and vote based on silly shit. They put less thought into it than they do into the stuff they buy at the supermarket. And most people don’t put much thought into that either, I was surprised to find out.

steal_your_face , to programmerhumor in Yup that's how I got depressed
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Is cloud engineer the name for devops this week?

CrypticCoffee ,

Well Devops isn’t a role. It’s an approach in which bridges development and operations and integrating it in the team. It isn’t sticking a cloud engineer (cloud biased sysadmin) in the team. It’s about collaboration and delegating and supporting.

Cloud engineer is unfortunately what many orgs think devops is.

itstoowet ,

We call ours “cloud DevOps engineer”, heh.

steal_your_face ,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Ah I see you read the book

LarkinDePark ,

Maybe we should circle back and touch base over what synergy we can ideate over?

AnUnusualRelic ,
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I thought devops was a way to get a guy to do a whole team’s job by giving him a silly title.

jubilationtcornpone ,

Fancy title for the developer that gets yelled at when the CI pipeline is broken. Also a good chance they are the one that broke it.

lanigerous , to lemmyshitpost in Take a gander at this

It’s the Daily Mail, it’s most likely total fiction as they do this all the time.

LordTE7R1S ,

Not this time, it’s real. Source: am argentine

Thcdenton , to lemmyshitpost in jeff

I have no idea who this guy is, but he’s always getting posted. His smugness could probably be detected from Andromeda.

OldWoodFrame ,

He somehow monetized being a Trump reply guy back in 2016, every Trump tweet you’d see this guy with a snarky little “well actually I prefer an X that WASN’T Y” or whatever. Within seconds.

Thcdenton , to lemmyshitpost in Or Germans on the Ryanair flight from Frankfurt Hahn to Mallorca

IBZA

Mordred_85 , to interestingasfuck in Most amazing photo of Venus

Sexy

kamenlady ,
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Yeah Baby, she’s got it!

Num10ck ,
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