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cloudy1999 , to internetfuneral in Alert

At 4:53 pm, a confirmed, extremely delicious taco capable of producing dangerous and deadly flatulance was spotted near your mouth, moving rapidly eastward at 4 mph.

flipthetube ,

Hearing confirmed reports of touching cloth in San Francisco as of 9:28 Pacific Daylight Time. Careful out there.

dgilluly , to news in This is not a forecast for 50 years time, it’s happening today.

You can always count on the right winged politicians and voters to prepare for disasters instead of trying to prevent them.

doctorplasmatron ,
@doctorplasmatron@lemmy.ca avatar

i think you forgot the “/s”

dgilluly ,

I think the fact that it’s sarcasm is a given. For that reason I didn’t see a need to use it.

bappity , to lemmyshitpost in I hope Warner Bros. marketing is paying attention...
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

movie marketers should just make a large language model entirely trained on conservative statements

Llewellyn ,
@Llewellyn@lemmy.ml avatar

And call it DeSantis

Ryantific_theory ,

Please don’t lol. That little monster would be running bot farms so fast it wouldn’t even be funny.

betterdeadthanreddit , to lemmyshitpost in On three, give it everything you've got!

That’s either the smartest or dumbest guy in the picture. Depends on how hard he’s pushing.

rockerface ,

Depends on whether the others notice

yeather , to lemmyshitpost in Please don't post this on your campus.

Jokes on you liberal, these are going up in my college on Monday, and I’m gonna in the very library they will be posted in!

ilex OP ,
@ilex@lemmy.world avatar

You need to adhere to the sign policy. These rules are in place for you protection.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c507e732-768d-44f3-a2bf-b6dcc9460bb1.png

joel_feila ,
@joel_feila@lemmy.world avatar

You’re confusing my brqin and boner

gamall , to aww in A picture of some llamas i took a few years ago

Where did you take this?

Boofdev OP ,

Here are the coordinates: 60.465149,11.043318

over_clox , (edited ) to internetfuneral in Alert

Taco - Puttin’ On The Ritz

Edit for those that have trouble with piped.video:

youtu.be/YsGjFh1ke44

Wayren , to aww in I love these two so much

So freaking adorable.

gon , to lemmyshitpost in I hope Warner Bros. marketing is paying attention...
@gon@lemmy.world avatar

“They won’t be happy until we are all gay.” I thought Barbie and Ken were the quintessential straight couple? I haven’t watched the film but that is so odd.

Balssh ,

I watched it and I don't recall even one scene about gays. People are retarded.

julianh ,

There’s a dance number where some guys give (main) ken a kiss on the cheek. That’s all I can think of.

Balssh ,

I mean, that hardly can count as gay (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

Steamymoomilk ,

they could just be french

orphiebaby ,
@orphiebaby@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, but French people are all gay :^)

Zink ,

But it’s about girl toys, and girl stuff is so gaaaay!

Hextic ,

Fellas, is it gay to be in a straight relationship?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Once back in high school, I was walking down the hall with a female friend of mine, and some dumb redneck yelled, “HEY! LOOKIT THE F***T WITH HIS LESBIAN GIRLFRIEND!” I almost died laughing.

Hextic ,

“Yes I’m gay. Gay for dat pussy!”

🤣

alokir ,

Not gay, but you literally want to be in the body of a woman. Can’t tell me that’s not LGBT.

Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

That’s why the straightest thing to do is to fuck another dude, no feminity to make you gay

Listen to classical tradition, they knew what they were doing

alokir ,

Also, a man crossdressing as a woman is the manliest thing he can do because women can only regularlydress as a woman.

Steamymoomilk ,

Also, a man crossdressing as a woman is the manliest thing he can do because women can only regularlydress as a woman.

this thread is a blessing, i think i pulled somthing in my back from laughing too hard :/

Hextic ,

women can only regularlydress as a woman.

Sounds like a skill issue to me.

shadearg , (edited )
@shadearg@lemmy.world avatar

the straightest thing to do is to fuck another dude

They fuck

Edit: corrected vernacular

PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/watch?v=h5VliEjyohM&t=1m8s

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

DickFiasco ,

Well, straight girls like dick, and liking dick is gay, so yeah.

substill ,

I just saw the movie. There is nothing gay about it, unless a shirtless Ryan Gosling is too much for the commenter to repress.

BadRS ,

Ryan gosling won’t settle until we are all lost in his kind eyes

Imajustlayhere ,

I did read something about confusingly attractive lol

ImplyingImplications ,

Margo Robbie is on screen but I can’t stop staring at Ryan Gosling’s toned body and soft face. This makes me uncomfortable and it’s the movie’s fault.

gon ,
@gon@lemmy.world avatar

https://postimg.cc/k2jsyH8n

MargotRobbie ,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Stupid sexy Gosling.

Pinklink , to lemmyshitpost in Please don't post this on your campus.

These are amazing. I love you

ilex OP , (edited )
@ilex@lemmy.world avatar

Here take a few of unused quality ones. I think I’ve had enough for a while. I’m gonna touch grass.

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Jimbo ,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

Based and furry-uhh lemmy-pilled

xuxebiko , to cat in Bandit

Bandit's here to steal hearts. And he's really good at it, the handsome devil.

jaamesbaxterr OP , (edited )

You’ll be seeing more of him and his brothers. I’m gonna try to post a picture everyday. I love cats and I want Lemmy and this community to grow. We all need more cats in our Lemmy feeds!

xuxebiko ,

Please do.

Meganium97 , to lemmyshitpost in I hope Warner Bros. marketing is paying attention...

…I thought the overall point was that the movie was confusing and stupid, but also barbie so it’s fun?

Napain , to pics in View from the Boston Ghost Mine, Mayflower Gulch, CO

background looks like a bob ross painting

DoctorWhookah ,

It does. I see trees with friends and happy little clouds. And even an old building that lives right about… yea! he lives there now.

miked , to lemmyshitpost in That's rough, buddy.

This hits me in the feels.

MudSkipperKisser , to mildlyinfuriating in broken egg

Humpty Dumpty will smoke meat no more. WHYYYYY OH WHYYYY

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