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FlatFootFox , to programmerhumor in Died from reading this
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The two hardest problems in computer science are cache invalidation, naming things, and off by one errors.

teft ,
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A recent video I watched by Stand Up Maths about an off by one error 1200 years in the making:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAdmpAZTH_M

Hotzilla , (edited ) to programmerhumor in Shiiieeettt.......

They did it once by mixing meters and feets, and crashed the Mars lander.

Edit: looked it up, wasn’t actually meters vs feet, but newton-seconds vs some American eagles per gun unit for force

infinitepcg ,

it happened again with the Intuitive Machines lander that landed on the moon last week

pennomi ,

The Intuitive Machines lander issue was that no one disarmed the safety switch on the laser guidance system. (No, really!) Luckily NASA had a backup system installed that ended up working better anyway.

infinitepcg ,

Pretty much the hardware version of && false

threelonmusketeers ,

that ended up working better anyway

Not sure if it ended up working better, as it landed with nonzero horizontal velocity. Though I suppose we’ll never know how well the original system would have performed…

MooseLad ,

Hopefully, the transition to metric is soon and I can stop reading this same joke every week.

NaibofTabr ,

Technically the US measurement system is metric since the Mendenhall Order of 1893 reestablished all customary units as conversion factors of metric units. In 1933 the ASA redefined the inch to be exactly 25.4mm, following the lead of the British Standards Institution in 1930 (precision was increasingly important for manufacturing, and the previous value of 25.40005mm had become impractical). The international yard and pound were officially adopted by the US National Bereau of Standards (now NIST) in 1959, the Metric Conversion Act was passed in 1975, and finally EO 12770 (1991) required all agencies of the executive branch to transition to metric units.

So, from one point of view we’ve been transitioning to metric since 1893 and it’s still not done. From another, the inch is just a metric unit as its length is officially defined in millimeters (all customary units are now based on SI units), therefore the conversion is complete.

nul ,

It’s guns per eagle, get it right. What would eagles per gun even be?

blazeknave ,

Step clap step step clap

Potatos_are_not_friends ,
Tier1BuildABear ,
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A gun that shoots eagles, obviously

Sombyr ,

We don’t shoot eagles in America, we shoot turkeys. Just as Benjamin Franklin intended.

c0mbatbag3l ,
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Pound-seconds, I believe. Good ol’ LM giving imperial numbers to NASA.

Jumuta ,

it’s an orbiter not a lander

threelonmusketeers ,

It was intended to be an orbiter.

unwarlikeExtortion ,

Ended up a missile

The_Ferry ,

Peger the term high velocity lander

Jumuta ,

rods from god

BuboScandiacus , to patientgamers in The entire Dragon Age series is only $10 on steam until June 27th.

You don’t need the ea launcher for origins.

ShunkW , to aboringdystopia in no seating nearby

Gotta make life harder for homeless people

tonytins ,
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And everyone else in the process.

DenizEfe , to lemmyshitpost in Life, huh
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samus12345 ,
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kapitol ,

Sauce is Pbfcomics if anyone’s interested: pbfcomics.com/comics/todays-my-birthday/

samus12345 ,
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My brother sends me that one every year on my birthday.

some_guy , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is sooooo close..

Wow. I’m absolutely stunned.

RampantParanoia2365 ,

Thiz is probably a normal person trolling sovcits.

tourist , to memes in I’m that bench
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I believe in you OP

Fat fuck depression cat can go eat sliced turds

lukstru OP ,

fortunately it’s just a meme, but thank you for believing in me!

sverit , to aboringdystopia in This is where gift cards are at

$40 for, one month?! Jesus…

partial_accumen , to lemmyshitpost in Make it stop.

GenX here. Kids enjoying doing kid things even if we don’t understand why they do that hurts no one? Keep it up, kids. You’re doing fine. No cap.

shit_of_ass ,
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she freak on my gyatt till I baby gronk

Riven ,
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Damn I bet she hit you with that hawk ptui fr fr.

Killing_Spark ,

Excuse me the correct slang here would be to hit someone with that “hawk tuah”

fed0sine ,

Chiming in to say I that I understood “ptui” for what it was more clearly than “tuah.”

ivanafterall ,
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Is this true?

shit_of_ass ,
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i never lie

EatATaco ,

For riz.

Am i doing it right?

ma1w4re ,

On god

scottmeme ,

No cap frfr

Xtallll ,
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No gods, no kings, only man. ^Am ^I ^doing ^this ^right?

grrgyle ,

the children do not hear the canon

figjam ,

I… I don’t know. I DON’T KNOW !

drosophila , to insanepeoplefacebook in I'm sure glad Paul Bunyan took care of that problem.

Where is the rest of the tree supposed to have gone

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Don’t ask questions!

robocall , to lemmyshitpost in President 360 No Scope...
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trump said he could shoot someone in the middle of 5th avenue and not lose any votes. this all seems like it’s going according to plan.

bruhduh ,
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Seems like he’s not the only one who can do this now

Mr_Dr_Oink ,

The boys did this last season. Its complete satire but its like holding a mirror to reality at the moment.

Linsensuppe ,

Someone played uno reverse card on him…

XPost3000 , to cat in My chonky cat Link

The text on the railing looks like an error message from the cat

ThunderclapSasquatch , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit has tried everything.

Freebirths? More like Dark Caste dezgra nonsense

BrucePotality , to insanepeoplefacebook in Surely won't attract attention sovcit.

Honestly if I was a cop this might make me avoid them, dealing with that bullshit would be infuriating

Sanctus , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is sooooo close..
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Thats the neat part

TheFriar ,

Whatdoyoumean?! The govt obviously has so much money as to be able to put millions away for each and every person born! And that money isn’t even being used! Just $3M each, that’s just sitting there waiting for the right magic words to be uttered in a Bank of America in Lubbock, TX to finally be used! Of course money is infinite! They’re the ones printing it!

barsquid ,

the right magic words

“Nesara gesara”

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