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needanke , to aboringdystopia in This is where gift cards are at

I don’t get the point of this post

Kusimulkku ,

I think it’s supposed to be dystopian that you can buy gift cards for Tinder but I dunno, if you know someone is using Tinder then it might be an useful gift. Especially since it’s premium or what’s it called is that expensive.

wreckedcarzz ,
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“my standards are too high to fuck you myself as a gift, so much so that I decided to purchase you a gift card, with my own money, so that someone else can reject you instead.”

“oh, thanks”

Kusimulkku ,

Fucking your friend as a gift sounds bizarre

Th4tGuyII ,
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If I had to choose between my mates trying to fuck me or getting me a Tinder Gift card, I'd go get a new set of mates haha

wreckedcarzz ,
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Sounds like you have some pretty dull friends, then :p

Kusimulkku ,

It’s more it being a gift that makes it bizarre

Scubus ,

Would you prefer it be a punishment?

MelodiousFunk ,

Why do I feel attacked?

GeneralEmergency ,

Because it’s all edge no point.

glimse ,

Dystopia is when gift cards

AnxiousDuck , to lemmyshitpost in Boy meat

Look how they massacred my boy

TempermentalAnomaly , to lemmyshitpost in Boy meat

When learn about and discover the missing child in the same instant.

LesserAbe , to insanepeoplefacebook in I'm sure glad Paul Bunyan took care of that problem.

Ok clearly this is bat shit, but it would be cool if trees scaled to that size. Like an entire town is under the shade of a single massive tree

Naz , to insanepeoplefacebook in Surely won't attract attention sovcit.

Did they write that “Private Traveller” thing in blood?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

It makes it legally binding.

homesweethomeMrL ,

Hah. Joke’s on them, it’s not at a 43 degree angle.

n00b.

harrys_balzac ,

They kept eating the crayons, so options were limited.

SpaceNoodle , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit..... appointed the judge the trustee?

Pac-Man goes to a pellet court

Resol , to lemmyshitpost in poni
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If you hate the picture you just posted, then… you might not wanna watch My Little Pony.

Ok now that I mentioned it, you’re probably going to.

Resol , to lemmyshitpost in Boy meat
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Is this meat that Alex sold us, or are we actually eating the skin that make up Alex’s body?

I REALLY hope it’s the former, because otherwise this is lion food.

BananaTrifleViolin , to linux in [SOLVED] First time installing linux (Debian). Got this error. Please help

It’s a configuration error in Grub.

This has guidance on how to fix Grub; the 3rd answer on the page is the most comprehensive on how to fix this: askubuntu.com/…/what-to-do-when-i-get-an-attempt-…

ummthatguy , to startrek in Possibly the weirdest Star Trek memo.
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LodeMike , to lemmyshitpost in Life, huh

Hey, bud. You downloaded that image from this community: lemmy.today/post/13057839

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Probably true tbh

yesman , to insanepeoplefacebook in I'm sure glad Paul Bunyan took care of that problem.

It’s way easier to believe those formations were trees than it is to accept that something cut them down. (natural tree stumps are rarely flat on the top)

NeptuneOrbit , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit has tried everything.

Maybe I have never understood to the actual/literal meaning of run around.

Per the googles it means awkward or evasive responses. But a literal interpretation might mean “they kept telling us to talk to different people, research different issues, jump through hoops and then they move the goal post”.

ccunning ,

Per the googles it means awkward or evasive responses. But a literal interpretation might mean “they kept telling us to talk to different people, research different issues, jump through hoops and then they move the goal post”.

I’d say either works, but both in combination for the ultimate runaround.

NeptuneOrbit ,

But what does this person really mean?

daikiki ,

What they probably mean is they’re trying to get a passport for their child and the passport office has told them that that’s no problem at all. In fact, all they need is a copy of the child’s birth certificate.

NeptuneOrbit ,

How dare they

activ8r , to insanepeoplefacebook in Technology that was mystifying to the Vikings: the ship.

Of course the Vikings were famously land locked and never explored the fine art of smithing…

c0smokram3r , to insanepeoplefacebook in Surely won't attract attention sovcit.
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I love that they kept the license plate frame on 🤣

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