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unreachable , to lemmyshitpost in Life, huh
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MalditoBarbudo , to science_memes in Let's play Hollywood, er Academia Squares

As a former postdoc converted to technician, I endorse this message

Kanda , to lemmyshitpost in Whatever you do, don't translate 'with' in Latin.

Summa cum laude

needanke , to aboringdystopia in This is where gift cards are at

I don’t get the point of this post

Kusimulkku ,

I think it’s supposed to be dystopian that you can buy gift cards for Tinder but I dunno, if you know someone is using Tinder then it might be an useful gift. Especially since it’s premium or what’s it called is that expensive.

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

“my standards are too high to fuck you myself as a gift, so much so that I decided to purchase you a gift card, with my own money, so that someone else can reject you instead.”

“oh, thanks”

Kusimulkku ,

Fucking your friend as a gift sounds bizarre

Th4tGuyII ,
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If I had to choose between my mates trying to fuck me or getting me a Tinder Gift card, I'd go get a new set of mates haha

wreckedcarzz ,
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Sounds like you have some pretty dull friends, then :p

Kusimulkku ,

It’s more it being a gift that makes it bizarre

Scubus ,

Would you prefer it be a punishment?

MelodiousFunk ,

Why do I feel attacked?

GeneralEmergency ,

Because it’s all edge no point.

glimse ,

Dystopia is when gift cards

remotedev , to lemmyshitpost in Life, huh

Oh, it’s about me.

Wait no I’m 37, fuck

Nfamwap , to lemmyshitpost in Water

Deep

I_Fart_Glitter , to lemmyshitpost in Life, huh

Lol, same. Oh wait… fuck… I’m 40.

EmperorHenry , to lemmyshitpost in Life, huh
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I still look like a teenager to some people, even though I’m in my thirties now.

Not drinking alcohol and not smoking anything does wonders for your looks.

Harvey656 ,

How dare you. It’s the Gin that keeps me looking dashing! The cigs enhance my natural musk!

Gestrid ,

I still use a picture of myself that was taken in my late teen years whenever I need to upload a picture for some sort of ID or profile picture.

That picture is maybe around 10 years old at this point.

idiomaddict ,

Sometimes it’s just luck. I smoke weed and refuse to sleep normally and I still get carded for energy drinks (16+) at 33

No kids though… I don’t know how anyone can look young with kids.

Blyfh ,

Alcohol makes you look older?

EmperorHenry ,
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Yes and smoking tobacco and marijuana does too

bjoern_tantau ,
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For some reason Millennials look comparatively young and Zoomers look comparatively old. When you combine that into people’s perception it’s easy for an outlier to break through.

booly ,

I’ve seen some discussion hypothesizing an explanation that Millennials actually use more sunscreen, use less nicotine, and exercise more than Gen Z. I can buy it.

Sabata11792 ,

I need SPF 100 for that 1 day of the year total I spend offline.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in Water

If I had a garden hose that provided my Pepsi to me I would never leave my house.

gedaliyah , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is sooooo close..
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The forefathers were famed for their bake sales.

Ben Franklin used to make a bundt cake that was to die for

Sam_Bass , to cat in Hungy

Ah yes, the classic failsafe lure

3aqn5k6ryk , to cat in Hungy

Dont we all?

communism , to unixporn in [Hyprland] My latest Basmati
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Looks nice. How did you find rEFIfind in terms of setup? Considering switching from grub

Eyck_of_denesle ,

Wayyyy easier to setup. Not op but 100℅ recommend.

t0m5k1 OP ,
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When I first used rEFInd I didn’t configure it and it still detected windows and arch. I only configured it to change the theme and to make adjustments to the kernel command line. It is a very simple bootloader that is advanced and has waaaaaay less CVE’s if not any.

I’m in the process of moving over to UKI and so will remove the bootloader entirely and at that point will just use UEFI boot loader (F12) to change OS/kernel.

betterdeadthanreddit , to insanepeoplefacebook in The military loves fake plates sovcit.

Just hop the fence, it’ll be fine. Be sure to inform the Belgian Malinois flying through the air at Mach Fuck You that he doesn’t have jurisdiction, you’ll definitely be leaving with all of your arms still attached.

🐕No you will not.

magnetosphere , (edited ) to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit talked to the IRS.
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I don’t think being told to “shove it up your ass” counts as “an address as to where to mail the Doc”, but I applaud their optimism.

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