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AgentGrimstone , to lemmyshitpost in It just does.

I thought it was old liver

francisfordpoopola , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit went to the bank.
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Archangelos Micheal… Come on… (Second line on the return letter)… Ugh.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in It just does.

The real fun is when you replace one with human feces.

toomanypancakes ,
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That’s just shitty 😁

brbposting ,

This guy’s covered a toilet with cellophane

Anticorp , to workreform in Never believe the hype.

Thanks for the best 27 years of your life. Here’s a Bic pen, some Burger King coupons, and a fancy eraser to show our gratitude.

edgemaster72 ,
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Damn, a fancy eraser? I hope they still have those in 30 years when I retire (j/k either I’ll be dead by then or the concept of retirement will)

Anticorp ,

Better ask for your fancy eraser now then! Negotiate a bonus instead of a raise.

some_guy , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit went to the bank.

I don’t authorize you to close the account.

We are the bank. We don’t authorize you to bank with us.

I don’t know what they think their next move is. It seems pretty clear to me that the bank has won. Anyway…

barsquid ,

That’s illegal, I signed it crosswise so you are beholden to your half but I am free of all responsibility and obligation.

CeeBee_Eh ,

They know what’s going to happen. It’s just a vertical for them to get into an uproar about their sovereign rights.

Hikermick , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

That’s what the cops use when they are too impatient waiting for you to open your door. Where do people get the idea it’s for digging post holes?

moncharleskey ,

Just in case you’re serious, this is in fact a tool for driving metal fence posts like round posts for a chain link fence or t posts for a garden/cattle fence. You slide it over the post and drive it down to hammer in the post. Way easier and safer than using a sledge.

Hikermick ,

Huh TIL. I’ve put up many posts, used post hole diggers and augers of various kinds. Never saw anything like this. The soil where I live has lots of clay, this device looks futile

kitnaht ,

Its used with metal fence posts. Like these: i.imgur.com/pBwLMzL.png

Hikermick ,

Ah that explains it thanks. I always used a mallet on those

user224 , to nostupidquestions in Yesterday in Kroger (a supermarket for you non-Americans) I saw a bunch of cans of potato salad. Why would someone buy canned potato salad?

Long term storage for emergencies, camping.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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If society collapses and all we have left to eat is canned potato salad, I’m leaving the fallout shelter.

teft ,
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I’d only leave the Vault if I can become a Knight in the Brotherhood of Steel.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Bad news: you get to be one of the Khans.

(Fallout stopped with 2. I will fight you if you say otherwise.)

teft ,
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I’ve only played 4 and watched the show. I really liked Maximus and Paladin Danse. Except when Danse is being racist against Strong.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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The show had a lot more to do with the first two games than I expected. Shady Sands and the New California Republic are from them.

Rhynoplaz ,

That president, Tandy, was it? She was a real bitch.

user224 ,

It may not be that bad, and it’s probably just as healthy as all the other junk we eat. The only way to tell is if you… try it.

But I probably have no right to comment on this. I just ate dry ramen a few minutes ago.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Dry ramen is a whole thing. I can see the appeal of it as a weird form of crunchy snack, But you have stuff like this:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6d3aa782-aa50-4818-b49e-d07a04c91a5c.png

And I admit, I really don’t get it.

Willy ,

I see you just trashing all kinds of tasty food here and then I realized who you are. lol. Makes sense now. Hope your doing better.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Haha, sadly still not eating, but I can still appreciate (or not appreciate) the concepts.

Tasty food to me is often something from India or China… really almost anywhere in Asia. But dry ramen isn’t really a thing in Japan, is it?

AFKBRBChocolate ,

Wait, people eat uncooked ramen noodles? That sounds vile, even without it being a ludicrous replacement for bread on a sandwich.

Cheradenine ,

so, good news, we have enough canned potato salad for the next year. Um, I’m going to check to radiation levels outside. Don’t you want a Geiger counter? Naw, I’m good

atocci , (edited ) to memes in The likes the upvotes

I’m honored any time a comment passes 10

Edit: I wake up and I am honored

kosanovskiy ,

This man is a hero. Cherish him.

Varven OP ,
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We shall cherish him to the very end

Baku ,

'tis the highest honour

fsxylo , to funny in New anti domestic violence slogan just dropped

Pictured: Batman beating his woman.

KingJalopy , to lemmyshitpost in You had your chance.

Any of you ever read BuyMortv How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona?

It’s a great series, albeit very weird, but clippy is a character and it’s fantastic.

www.goodreads.com/book/show/62607307-buymort

Check it out if you like dungeon crawler Carl or anything similar, it’s great.

Assman , to lemmyshitpost in It just does.
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Enough to make my son one sandwich

paysrenttobirds , to insanepeoplefacebook in I guess we should call it Old Zealand.

So ten years ago visiting I was told about this earlier race of redheaded people as archaeological theory based on incomplete evidence, but like something that was an active question. But now the story is very different and I guess the government has officially acknowledged that it was just a way to undermine the Maori treaties and reparations.

CaptSatelliteJack , to cat in Work well spent

Holy shit that cat is huge

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in Breaking News

That fox should watch itself on Lemmy.

nifty OP ,
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It’s full time watching the void, poor sucker

Zier , to lemmyshitpost in You had your chance.
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Clippy is that pervert at the end of a Las Vegas bar just waiting to to be slimy.
Go away Clippy and take your AI wing man with you.

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