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JoMiran , to linuxmemes in Tough choice
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Definitely next to Linux guy. I’ve been working on Linux since very early days, so I don’t talk about it because at this point it is as core to my life as knowing how to brush teeth. Nothing would entertain me more than to spend a flight giving that guy the ole “ummmm…actually”.

kionite231 ,

I would love to sit next to you gaining Linux knowledge!

pmk ,

Could you give us your opinions on what you would change about bash if you could go back in time and just decide how it was?

JoMiran ,
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Blisterexe ,

Add a 30-second delay after every command to make it harder for hackers

SpaceNoodle ,

No, you’re the Linux guy this image macro is about.

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Oh, I’ll bore you to death talking about stuff, just not Linux.

ccunning ,

You convinced me; “Pack of wolves, please?”

dogsnest ,
@dogsnest@lemmy.world avatar

Emacs or vi?

superkret ,

nano

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Heathen!

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Obviously vi.

TheFriar , to insanepeoplefacebook in Jimmy Corsetti shows his wisdom once again.

The people who built them, no. But the slavers who ordered them built…

clay_pidgin ,

Historians don’t think the great pyramid were built by slaves, but farmers paying their taxes through labor for the kingdom.

pineapplelover ,

I thought they worked for alcohol

PythagreousTitties ,

Don’t we all?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Just grueling labor enforced with the threat of violence then.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Or religious zeal. Or boredom.

There’s some speculation that the Pyramids were a kind of jobs program - the proverbial Keynesian “paying people to dig holes and fill them up again” trick to a perpetual growth economy - that gave Egypt a degree of stability and developed culture not seen outside the region for centuries.

The original Pharaohs came to power as a religiously-themed accounting/insurance bureaucracy. They administered the stockpiles of reserve grain after the harvest and paid it back out again during the growing season. But in traditional corrupt bureaucratic fashion, leveraged their control over the information of who was owed what and how much to accrue wealth to themselves. Then they started leveraging their newfound wealth to commission large arts projects - palaces and sculptures and such - as the population grew larger and more sophisticated. Finally, they were mobilizing tens of thousands of artisans and laborers to build these super massive tombs. The system worked for thousands of years, until they were colonized by neighboring territories with even more advanced technology and sophisticated bureaucracy.

But the idea that it was just a big guy with a whip hitting a bunch of smaller guys misses how these large theocratic governments functioned in practice. The real power of the throne was the ability to read and write, to know how much agricultural surplus the country had accrued in prior years, and to cultivate favors through the timely repayment of debts. The accounting system gave people a sense of equity and reliability, which became a means of justifying violence when it was periodically doled out. Faith in the system was so high that its administrative leadership was considered god-like, via their ability to successfully manage a large population of agricultural workers so successfully.

It wasn’t violence that compelled people to build the pyramids. It was trust in the reliability of a large and efficient bureaucracy.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Plus…a worker’s village excavated on the Giza plateau contained large rows of bakeries, evidence that the workers ate meat, fish and vegetables, had extraordinarily good healthcare (evidence of life saving amputations and setting of broken bones, etc).

Imagine you’re an individual young man in ancient Egypt, and it word comes around that the king is building the world’s biggest triangle or whatever, and they need help moving the giant stone blocks. Any young men who volunteer will be fed lots of great food and beer. They’re recruiting young women in the tens of thousands to work in the kitchens, bakeries and breweries.

“Hey I think I’m going to Giza to check out this big triangle thing.”

redisdead ,

So, slavery with extra steps

clay_pidgin ,

Are taxes slavery? This was the method they had.

redisdead ,

Is forced labor under the threat of violence slavery?

shasta ,

Not when the alternative is to pay a percentage if your income like everyone else

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

laughs in dated Rick & Morty bit

boatsnhos931 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Jimmy Corsetti shows his wisdom once again.

The Jewish slaves?

samus12345 , to linuxmemes in Tough choice
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Linux guy. My time here at Lemmy has acclimated me to his kind.

Ilovethebomb , to lemmyshitpost in Kids and their computers these days.

People like this think computers and electronics are magic.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to foodporn in Homemade BLTs and Fried Mushrooms 🥓🥬🍅🍄🍻

That taste in beer almost makes up for the emoji spam.

dumbass , to linuxmemes in Tough choice
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

In my designated seat…

aodhsishaj ,

Exactly! Why would I sit next to myself?

KrapKake , to linuxmemes in Tough choice

Well this is lemmy, nearly everyone is the Linux guy. Personally I would definitely sit next to the Linux guy because I would love to nerd out with someone else about Linux for 10 hours.

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

There’s an easy way to solve the hungry wolf problem. Which also solves the other.

Feed the Linux bros to the wolves.

*I use BSD, btw.

EldritchFeminity ,

I thought it would’ve been for you and the Linux guy to grab the people in first class to feed to the wolves…

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

We tried that first. Wolves were still hungry.

lemmyvore ,

You say that, but what if they use Manjaro.

Emerald ,

Then they won’t be able to talk because their SSL cert has expired

HubertManne , to mildlyinteresting in One of the heads of garlic I grew turned out to be just one solid clove

looks like an onion to me.

HappycamperNZ , to cooking in Focaccia fail - TIL fresh garlic kills yeast

Yum

trolololol , to linuxmemes in Tough choice

Can I choose the bear?

SapientLasagna ,

The bear uses Arch, BTW.

uis ,

You need vodka

pedz , to linuxmemes in Tough choice

Only 10 hours of talking about linux?

lemmyvore ,

That’s barely enough time to talk about best editor. Then there’s best DE, best distro, best shell, Wayland vs X, systemd, whether sudo needs to be replaced, Nvidia vs AMD etc.

Fedizen , to linuxmemes in Tough choice

what do the wolves smell like?

lemmyvore ,

Trick question, it doesn’t matter since the plane reeks of kerosene with a faint hint of vomit.

dumbass , to lemmyshitpost in dumbass
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Buthead: Heh Heh… Gaytes

Blackmist , to lemmyshitpost in Kids and their computers these days.

Yet still slightly less crazy than “Vote Trump”.

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