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Machinist , to greentext in Anon is asking the difficult questions
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I was married for 13 years to a BPD witch. It was abusive, one time I spit my own blood in her face (proud of that). She liked to pick fights and hit me. Other than restraining her from hitting me and catching punches, I only got physical twice. Once with a coat hanger and once when I slapped her while I was holding a baby. Finally lost my religion and got out.

After some time, I started dating again. Using OkCupid when it was still good. Made two piles. One night stands and prospects.

All the crazy ones went into one night stands. It was fun.

Prospects were primarily sorted by intelligence, communication, kinkiness, career, having failed relationships and kids. First date was a lot like a job interview.

I hunted down the white buffalo. We just bought a play farm. She’s nasty in bed, makes great money, is an amazing cook, sweet as pie, smart as a whip, has a fat bottom and is easy on my eyes. She’s all around a better person than me.

Second time around I married up. I do my best to measure myself against making her happy.

We compare ourselves to mules. We’re both pulling, if one mule stumbles, the other pulls harder until we can both pull again.

We’ve had tense discussions. Never yelled except during danger and never in anger. It’s so easy it’s scary. Trust and love that are still growing.

Stegget ,

I’m you but still on the dating apps. So glad I got out of my marriage to that insane excuse for a woman, but man is the current dating landscape an absolute shitshow.

Machinist ,
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I have no clue what the apps look like now. I do know that I waited and looked for the girl that would fit me.

If you’re a functional individual, getting laid is easy. Scratch the itch.

Be patient and search for the right mule to tie up against.

Happily ever after does happen. Just takes discipline. Maybe I got lucky. Didn’t know that love could be this easy.

daniskarma , to memes in Bacon tho

I do actually like to see mosquitoes die.

Specially when they are running away with MY blood.

x4740N ,

Yeah I like to flatten them in a millisecond

TexMexBazooka ,

I like the trick where you squeeze the skin around where they’re sucking so they explode

Kacarott ,

Mosquitos have been causing humans harm since forever. If the vegan idea is too reduce harm then maybe vegans should be obligated to kill the sadistic little fuckers

Pacmanlives , to memes in Bacon tho
nondescripthandle , to memes in Bacon tho

I only kill animals so vegans can keep making memes. Fuck they’re tasty though.

x4740N ,

Tasty and go in a large variety of meals

FreshLight ,

The vegans or the animals?

Sarcasmo220 ,

The animals of course. Vegans don’t have enough meat on them.

Mac ,

what does quantity have to do with flavor

Zorsith ,
@Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

quantity gained versus effort expended. When feeding a larger group of people, it’s far easier to get enough by taking apart a deer as opposed to 20 something squirrels

0ops ,

The memes

Maeve , to cat in Cat distribution system apparently delivers on Sundays now

I'm with the others - enjoy your new addition! She's gorgeous, and I'm glad you were able to take care of her.

Norgur , to lemmyshitpost in LOCK EM UP
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If Donald is immune, isn't Kamala immune if she orders the FBI to throw him in the brig if (please, don't fuck this up! VOTE!) she becomes president?

bjoern_tantau ,
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Wouldn’t she already have those powers now as vice president?

Norgur ,
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We'd have to ask the Supreme Court if that's the case and the way those "super neutral judges" act... maybe we wait until after the election for that one.

nightwatch_admin ,

Why not let the current president do it? He is still in office.

folekaule ,

And better yet, he’s not running for re-election.

nightwatch_admin ,

Exactly, going out with a


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and no one can lay a finger on him.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Pretty sure SCOTUS carved out the exception for only the president based on their bullshit logic that the president needs to act without waiting a few seconds to consult the president’s army of lawyers waiting on standby 24 hours a day.

mkwt ,

Specifically several sitting justices have previous white house administration experience where they had to worry about consulting their lawyers because of the illegal stuff they were doing (like Iran Contra).

Ilovethebomb ,

Just sit down in the corner for a minute, and think of how trump’s supporters would react if someone actually stole the election like that.

There’d be a civil war.

Duamerthrax ,

They’re already demanding civil war if he loses fairly.

Ilovethebomb ,

Yeah, that’s my point. He lost fair and square, and they refused to believe it and staged an insurrection. If you actually did pull something like that, out in the open, there would be a second civil war.

zbyte64 ,

Biden could do it after the votes are cast, but to what end? We really need a functioning justice system …

HawlSera , to lemmyshitpost in Look you've just to got read the prologue that was a limited edition IHOP giveaway in 2015 and the story is awesome

And that’s why Comics < Manga

and I say that as someone who reads more Comics than she does Mangas (Not really fond of anime aside from specific examples)

madcaesar ,

I love batman and tried to get into comics many times. But every time I’d ask where to start it wouid be paragraphs of text exposing were I “could start” multiple reboots, side world’s, multi verse who else knows what. So I just give up.

GTG3000 ,

Yeah. I tried getting into comics once and got a multi-gigabyte archive of deadpool stuff.

…couldn’t make heads or tails of it.

Actually couldn’t get into IDW sonic/transformers for the same reason. WHERE DO I START!?

HawlSera ,

I’m surprised you had this problem with IDW Sonic as it’s an incredibly easy book to follow. If you were confused by the beginning then know that the whole book takes place after Sonic Forces, but before Frontiers in the game timeline. Unlike Archie Sonic which is its own continuity.

GTG3000 ,

Well, it was a spur-of-the-moment sort of thing when I went and looked at their site and it just had a bunch of names with no numbers there under the book art.

Went and checked now and site looks entirely different, and I can clearly see the issue numbers. I don’t know, maybe I hallucinated it.

HawlSera ,

Annoyingly enough a lot of books are trying to make the issue numbers harder to spot thinking that if readers aren’t intimidated by the issue number they’ll pick it up…

Maybe if they just stop doing reboots every three seconds instead?

And since each issue has “Variant Covers” now you can be tricked into buying the same book twice if you don’t notice those numbers

pyre ,

do comics have as much filler as manga? because most manga and anime I’ve seen (which isn’t too much admittedly) has been full of irrelevant shit just to pad things out.

emergencyfood ,

Most manga and anime don’t have filler. The long-running ones do, because, well, they want to milk them for all they’re worth.

HawlSera ,

Not really, since there’s such a limited page amount, the only comics with “filler” either are because the editor kept mandating arcs that sell too well be stretched out as much as possible (Marvel infamously did this with Spider-Man’s clone saga to the irritation of EVERYONE!), or because it’s something like Early Archie Sonic where the stories are intended to be episodically self-contained to begin with.

Australis13 , to cat in Cat distribution system apparently delivers on Sundays now

What a cutie. Hope you manage to find a home for her!

Agent641 , to funny in How could this be?!

What did we do to deserve Jim Carrey?

BluJay320 , to cat in Orange Squeeze
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Great. Now even cat pictures make me feel lonely.

pixeltree ,
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hug

variants , to lemmyshitpost in The politics are better where it is wetter

I touched a huge isopod the other day, they have a tough shell

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to be a sovcit but also get disability.
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I don’t want to pay taxes, please give me other people’s tax dollars.

FoxyFerengi ,

Which is funny because VA compensation isn’t taxable

Facebones ,

Hell if you’re 100% most states don’t even charge you property taxes.

(I say most, but its purely assumption lol)

Reverendender ,

They did say ‘please’

themakara , to lemmyshitpost in What Can Be, Unburdened By What Has Been
JohnDClay , to memes in Foul Bachelor Frog

Or open the shades if you aren’t too much of a night owl.

curiousaur , to lemmyshitpost in The art critic

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