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Tier1BuildABear , to lemmyshitpost in Disturbingly accurate
@Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

But they’re not fat?

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

They’re bears

Stalinwolf , to lemmyshitpost in Title
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

My cousin and I grew up deeply fascinated by cryptids, and would sit up all night on the roof of my barn watching for chupacabras. Never did see one.

Kusimulkku ,

They probably saw you though

Theharpyeagle ,

I developed a deep interest in the Jersey Devil as a kid. Didn’t even live anywhere near it, but I was terrified of it.

DoucheBagMcSwag , to lemmyshitpost in Disturbingly accurate

Guy in the beard in the bottom left corner pulling some serious Ian Mythic Quest vibes

FreshLight , to lemmyshitpost in Title

My sleepovers always involved Tommy, my grown up friend, appearing on the balcony and showing me how to wrestle. He taught me that the trick is to not wear any clothes so my mom won’t scold me for making them dirty.

tacosanonymous ,

Oh no.

CannedCairn , to lemmyshitpost in Disturbingly accurate

Beards are ruined now for a spell. I should shave mine.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, just don’t trim it and let it get proper bushy

TacticsConsort , to lemmyshitpost in Disturbingly accurate
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MASSIVE Dwarven energy. This image is the closest you’re going to get to seeing a bunch of children of the mountain sitting in their tavern, discussing their metalworking (hobby cars and bikes) and drinking brews that could atomize a human liver with a single sip.

Anyways I think these guys are cool

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Not my scene but I’m not hating on them

Hailstorm8440 ,

Rock and stone

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

Dwarves wouldn’t cut their hair like that

Rodeo , to lemmyshitpost in Disturbingly accurate

Bald with a huge beard is such a weird look. Big compensation vibes.

GregorGizeh ,

I feel very personally attacked

You see, the beard not only hides part of my face (which doesn’t hurt), it also provides a visual contrast that without hair on my head is sorely missing. Completely shaven looks like a weird human bowling ball, all smooth and featureless.

fizzydelta ,

Hey man don’t hate on the Mr. Clean fit

GregorGizeh ,

Point taken but you gotta be ripped to rock that

Gabu ,

If you don’t mind going full camp instead, Tom Allen looks pretty good with a stubble. (Does look weird when fully shaven, I’ll give you that).

Rodeo ,

What’s weirder, a bowling ball, or a bowling ball with a beard

GregorGizeh ,

For a head? Probably the bowling ball

BirdyBoogleBop ,

The beard is there to hide the jawline. The baldness is because bald.

VindictiveJudge ,
@VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world avatar

Men don’t go bald, their hair just migrates south for the winter.

KrankyKong ,

Maybe they have hair loss and like the way they look with a beard. Everything doesn’t have to mean something else. It’s not your style obviously, but no need to be judgemental.

TotallyNotSpez ,

Are you messing with the fantasy dwarves?

cheesorist ,

Attacking a hairstyle is such a weird thing. Big compensation vibes.

Mr_Blott ,

People have been taking the piss out of other people’s hair since the stone age, what’s weird about it?

cheesorist ,

People have been bashing other people’s heads since the stone age, what’s weird about it?

I don’t really care if they take the piss but the original comment seems to be the type to say “stop having fun” and I’m taking the piss out of him

boatsnhos931 ,

It’s a red flag round here… honestly anyone with a large beard, it’s strike 1

SandLight ,

If I didn’t have a beard I look like a q-tip. Not my fault I didn’t have hair on the top.

funkless_eck ,

I think its hot.

Rodeo ,

I appreciate that you’re able to read an opinion and simply provide your own, without being personally offended and feeling a need to assert your perceived moral righteousness.

I wish you the best of luck in finding a bearded bald dude that you like.

lennybird , (edited )
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I just tend to associate this style with right-wingers at least in my area, so I distance myself a bit.

Personally I think the long beard look is unkempt and a bit of a fad and a bitch to deal with from a functional standpoint; meanwhile it looks like they’re about to fly to Afghanistan to join the Taliban. To each their own though.

Gabu ,

“Huge tits with an ugly face/makeup with no tits? big compensation vibes!”

See how that’s a braindead take?

RaoulDook ,

Haha, my favorite description of that style is “wearing your hair upside-down”

aluminium , to lemmyshitpost in Disturbingly accurate

POV : You are overpriced artisional consumer product that has been locally produced.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

POV: You are a burger with $2 worth of ingredients sold for $15 and served on a wooden plank

ATDA ,

I mean at this point with inflation I think that’s just a big Mac on a McDonald’s chip board table.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, that should probably be a $50 burger. The last time I hung out with guys like that it was $15 though.

And with all the cattle deaths in Texas because of the fire it’s like $10 of ingredients.

Konstant ,

So true.

sirico , to lemmyshitpost in Disturbingly accurate
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The car park is full of Volvo 740’s Café Racer motorbikes and fixed gear bicycles

habl , to lemmyshitpost in Title

I have different memories from sleepovers as a boy.

bighatchester ,

Yeah playing GTA with lots of cheats, battlefront 2 or wrestling games. Ps2 was a great era of gaming.

_lilith , to lemmyshitpost in Title
@_lilith@lemmy.world avatar

Great B movie idea

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Starring Nic Cage

stoy ,

B movie

You don’t need to repeat it.

Annoyed_Crabby ,

angry nic cage fans noise in the distance

BluesF ,

Nic Cage is in two types of films - the very best and the very worst. Admittedly looking at other people’s reviews of the ones I consider “the best”… Well, my opinion may not be universal.

TankovayaDiviziya ,

It sounds a lot like the 80’s and 90’s brat pack movie!

Darrell_Winfield , to lemmyshitpost in Title

Is that the nowhere king?

tubaruco ,

i think thats a pentagram

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Ah, the old switcharoo

jaybone ,

Hold my demon

TimeNaan ,

Way to remind of how bad season 2 of Centaurworld was. What a shame, this show had so much potential.

Pirky ,
@Pirky@lemmy.world avatar

I see the similarities, but the Nowhere King had more legs.

Feathercrown , to lemmyshitpost in I heard you wanted more

“Go on.”

“…no. I sense I’ve made a mistake of some kind.”

TokenBoomer , to lemmyshitpost in I heard you wanted more

Are those the ones with the Hasbara insole, so on fleek.

Blackmist , to memes in Thank you American software

Yes but TikTok only let the evil Chinese spy on you, while the others only allow good old Uncle Sam to spy on you.

Ah who am I kidding, they’ll all hand your data over to any old cunt.

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