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jayrodtheoldbod , to lemmyshitpost in Is this the new flex?

Oh man I completely forgot about stupid Christmas ornaments.

I’m like what manner of skibidi toilet-ass Gen Alpha bullshit? Me picturing 12-year-olds wearing these around their necks like rapper chains for some reason I’m too ancient to fathom. Once again, I stand here caught off guard by some huge trend, as I melt slowly back into the earth to die unsung.

Nah. Just lame super-corporate attempts at a Christmas cash grab. Let’s hang this garbage from some pegs and see if it sells before we chuck it into the dumpster on January 1st. It’s not even going on clearance, it’s going straight in the trash.

Same shit, different day. Behold, the bedrock of your economy, naked before you. I am relieved. The grave has not taken me, not yet.

Anyway, carry on then.

AlligatorBlizzard , to lemmyshitpost in Is this the new flex?

Pickle ornaments are a traditional thing for some people, but it’s a whole pickle and not a hail corporate jar. The jar is kinda funny too though. I’ve thought about getting pickle ornaments for the trans women I’m friends with as a joke, IDK if the whole jar would be funnier though.

RegalPotoo , to lemmyshitpost in You have no power here
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Also good luck getting that baggie of “tobacco” past the TSA

LemmyKnowsBest , to lemmyshitpost in Is this the new flex?

Food brands: “Here, hang this whimsical ornament on your tree. While you think you’re being edgy, you’re also advertising for us.”

MacNCheezus OP ,
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“While you’re at it, please pay us $6 for the privilege of advertising us to yourself.”

key , to lemmyshitpost in Is this the new flex?

Pickles make some sense but Skippy creamy peanut butter? That’s just tasteless

eguidarelli , to lemmyshitpost in Is this the new flex?

I’m not sure it’s a flex, just a funny little ornament. Thanks for posting because this will be perfect for my friend who loves pickles lol

dipshit , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason

Truth

Bobmighty , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason

I don’t know. I’ve been digging into dense scientific work on the subject of consciousness. From what I’ve seen, free will as a concept is pretty much an illusion we evolved to feel.

ininewcrow , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason
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Most relevant post I’ve read all day

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason
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Worst deciding of my life was misplacing about a quart of blood. My blood.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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At least it was only a quart, not a gallon.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Yeah, but I’m never gonna get to be in charge of the mcfurly machine again

Harvey656 , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason

Nuh-Uh!

SonnyVabitch , to lemmyshitpost in Does he bring presents too or just science homework?

This is so delightfully silly!

GBU_28 , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason

Smarter every day recently had a talk with NASA engineers where he said something that resonated with me.

“Its often discussed that if you could go back in time, you could change one thing, and observe a huge change in the following events.

But we never consider that we have that same power right now, today. Actions now can influence a wide variety of future outcomes.”

With some self reflection you can be the time traveler of scifi.

Some things are out of our control, but many are not, and simple changes, say, about our personal wellness or how we treat others can have big ramifications.

idunnololz , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason
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I thought the title said everything happened for a raccoon. I was very disappointed when I read the meme.

Thteven ,
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dingus ,

such a tragic gif

gibmiser , to lemmyshitpost in Does he bring presents too or just science homework?
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MacNCheezus OP ,
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Sooo… I guess it’s homework, then

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