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dipshit , to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

let the intrusive thoughts win

jballs , to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads
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Normally I’d be on board with this, but the picture is literally in front of an elementary school! If there’s any place that I’m ok having speed cameras, it’s in a school zone.

But yeah, if it’s a speed camera on a major highway raking in cash for everyone going 10 over? Fuuuuuuuck that.

Grabbels ,
MataVatnik ,
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GUNS ARE OUT CARS ARE IN

kobeathris , to mildlyinteresting in Number of natural waterfalls in each state

We have waterfalls in Florida? I guess when a sinkhole forms, water does, indeed fall.

Graphy ,

As a St. Pete native I figured it was counting like overflown toilets or something

shalafi ,

There’s a place on the Blackwater River I have marked. So far I’ve traced 7 waterfalls trekking uphill from the water side. But I can hear more in the distance!

The biggest one is a monstrous 3’ high.

GiddyGap ,

So far I’ve traced 7 waterfalls trekking uphill from the water side. But I can hear more in the distance!

So, I guess you hear 3, at most, in the distance.

MagicPterodactyl , to mildlyinteresting in Number of natural waterfalls in each state

The most shocking part of this is Florida not being last.

Fermion ,

www.ndtourism.com/…/north-dakota-has-waterfall

North Dakota is so proud of their waterfall. I’m surprised they dont have more than that.

Delware is at clear size disadvantage.

Sabre363 , to lemmyshitpost in Nature is beautiful

Sunny side up

TootSweet , to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

But do you use the flavor packet or no?

PunnyName ,

That’s for the gravy icing

MacNCheezus OP ,
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But is it creamy chicken, roast beef, shrimp lime or soy sauce?

Ulvain ,

Yes.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I do count 4 layers of ramen, each approximately the size of one packet, so I guess it’s not impossible to have used all of them at once for maximum flavor.

Imgonnatrythis ,

What kind of dumb question is that? You want a flavorless ramen bologna cake?

bigkahuna1986 , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

Thanks, I hate it.

GrammatonCleric ,
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But you haven’t even tried it 😂

Madison420 ,

I hate to think how much I would like it if it actually tasted like nacho cheese Doritos.

Norgur , to lemmyshitpost in A time-honored tradition

This happens every time because there is something else in the fridge that needs to be cooked so it won't spoil. Then you eat the new dish instead of the old one since you just made it and the old one goes bad....

0x4E4F ,
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Yeah, it’s pretty much like that.

Still, most leftovers are eaten… at least in our household.

M137 , to lemmyshitpost in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake
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The 70’s called, they want their nightmare food back.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Kusimulkku ,

Would try. I’ve made the Swedish dish Flying Jacob (because it was so bizarre) and it was honestly great

Flying Jacob (Swedish: flygande Jacob/Jakob pronounced is a Swedish casserole composed of chicken, cream, chilli sauce, bananas, roasted peanuts and bacon. The dish is baked in an oven and is usually served with rice and a salad.

Belgdore , to memes in Honestly

The US is politically older than most European countries.

European exceptionalism will lead to the complacency that leads to the kind of problems the US has.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

I love the salty Euros downvoting clear historical fact.

Plus, it already did. In the 1930s.

kittenzrulz123 , to lemmyshitpost in Hope that clears things up

What about non sticky non cooking non spray?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Your mom

Klear ,

She’s sticky.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Well, then she oughta take a shower perhaps

hex_m_hell ,
hungryphrog , to lemmyshitpost in Must be a pissing contest in there

I mean, pissing is a private event for a lot of people.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , to risa in Speaking of transporters
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Norgur , to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story

Is this the birthplace of "instructions unclear, penis stuck in fan"?

registrert ,
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I thought that saying was made back stage at a Led Zeppelin concert in 1973?

Assman ,
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You’re thinking of “fish stuck in fan”

ColeSloth , to memes in Pizza Party

That’s some 70s shit right there. It was a different kind of creepy by the 80s.

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