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AnomalousBit , to memes in Another USA classic

The real dummy is the creator of this lame ass “meme” implying that you can bomb your way to victory

Zellith ,

I mean.. you technically can..

ZahzenEclipse , to memes in Thank you American software

This meme is a bit dishonest because its about Chinese government harvesting this data not about companies harvesting it. Both are bad but ones substantially worse.

Cysioland ,
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How the Chinese government having my (Westerner’s in a NATO country) data is any worse than Western (and thus subpoenable by the Western governments) corporations having it?

Bristle1744 ,

Cause somebody is selling the Chinese king false dreams of invading America. And maybe having documents on every American citizen would be helpful post invasion.

Source: anonymous internet poster

Cysioland ,
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Then they’re wasting their efforts because I’m not an American citizen (thank gods)

Bristle1744 ,

You’re on the same “Risk Board game” like the rest of us. If you’re not in the American sphere of influence then NSA is just taking all your metadata the harder way.

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
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Anglo manchilds and womanchilds after unironically bullshitting this:

r/iamverysmart

SleepyWheel ,

American companies have way more power over my life than the Chinese government

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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Yeah, if China wants the data of Americans they should buy it from American companies, not harvest it themselves.

They're not mad about leaking data, they're mad that China is drinking their milkshake.

oxjox ,
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The bill actually addresses any foreign adversary.

twinnie , to memes in Thank you American software

Wtf is Spotify doing?

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

Gathering and selling your data.

Quacksalber ,

So much data to infer from your music tastes. Listening to music about breakup? You had a breakup yourself. Listening to classical music? You’re a top earner. Listening to Eminem? You like mom’s spaghetti.

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
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Listening to Eminem? You like mom’s spaghetti.

Lmfao

lemmesay ,
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I stopped using it as soon as I ordered a takeout of my data and saw they saved my unfinished searches even after I deleted them

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
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I use a throwaway with a throwaway email. No regrets. I planned it that way. Keep tracking me, Spotify, you have absolutely nothing to give to NSA.

GissaMittJobb ,

Selling to who?

Dudewitbow ,

the service serves ads, anything that will serve ads will also typically create a profile on users preference to then have targetted ads.

lugal ,

Still it’s not American but swedish

tiredofsametab , to lemmyshitpost in Follow me for more recipes

I'm interest, but I need nutrition labels first

lugal ,

It’s healthy. A lot of iron in it

MacNCheezus OP ,
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iPhones are made from aluminum though

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Honestly, if you’re on a diet I’d stay away from it. Not only is it high in saturated fat, but also full of heavy metals and likely contains a toxic dose of lithium.

kia , to mildlyinfuriating in I know how much you dudes get off to pushing YouTube Frontends so here is YouTube recently replacing the comments section on desktop, Cheers

YouTube comments have been taking a nose dive since the Google+ integration.

Darkassassin07 , (edited )
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It’s slowed down significantly; but I’m so sick of getting a reply to every comment I post, disguised as the video creator, trying to phish me over to telegram or some other external bullshit.

doctorcrimson OP ,

I solved the spambot problem on my channel by blocking every single emoji as well as some common forms of url extension

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/5d543afb-9bfb-4d14-8147-ecdb386f0c55.png

gregorum ,

clever

TokenBoomer , to lemmyshitpost in Just doing my part 🤡

Taylor Swift needs to relax her Triangle of Sadness.

EdibleFriend , to cat in Best friends
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Can already see the lack of brain cells in orange

zfr OP ,

LOL

blindbunny , to memes in Could it be that I just have horrible taste? No, it's the market that's wrong!

I honestly like it

johannesvanderwhales , to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?

Probably would be fine for soup or stock.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I looked up the ingredients, and apparently it’s literally only chicken, water, and salt. So it could be worse I guess. Might be useful to have around if SHTF.

platypus_plumba ,

Why would shit hit the floor? Do you poop downwards? Fucking weirdo.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Uhhh… how do you poop, sideways?

Kase ,

I find it comes out easier if I spin

MacNCheezus OP ,
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hungryphrog , to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?

Remove this image from existence right now.

lightnsfw , to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

Someone has a fundamental misunderstanding about what a room is…

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Indeed

MrFunnyMoustache , to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

I thought it was the onion, but I searched and found it… $340 a night.

Had to double check the date to make sure I wasn’t in a 2 month long coma and that it wasn’t April fools.

dejected_warp_core ,

Anything “glamping” or related is full of unhinged rates for stuff. Don’t ask me why.

cypherpunks , to lemmyshitpost in Please clap
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this meme using the verb found instead of reached is mildlyinfuriating

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

No refunds.

curlywurly , to lemmyshitpost in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire

I’m one of those people that has never learned to drive and i know nothing about cars… I’m guessing from the comments that the joke here is that the stuff attached to the steering wheel will explode in the driver’s face if the airbag is activated, is this right?

terminhell ,

Basically, they’re converting an airbag into a shrapnel grenade.

Witchfire , (edited )
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Rhinestones aren’t really that sharp though (unless they’re the really nice glass ones which I’m assuming these are not). It’s also likely that at least the first two are plastic backed sheets. I can’t imagine they’d be worse than the sharp metal logo usually on there.

Disclaimer: I know more about rhinestones than cars, which isn’t a lot

Rhinestone sheet

panda_paddle ,

The airbag deploys at 200 mph. At that speed the sharpness isn’t really the issue.

Abnorc , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

Elves have standards.

Be polite.

Be efficient.

Have a plan to kill every orc you meet.

creditCrazy ,
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My party does not care for me at all.

I’m an assassin not a crazed elf.

What’s the difference. Well ones a job and the other is a mental sickness.

Gibliy put frodo on the communication spell.

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