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dreugeworst , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

my only criticism is that it isn’t old-fashioned enough. if we’re reaching back to old names, why not go all the way and pick a name like Ælfgifu

PhlubbaDubba ,

Too difficult for the clerk to find a keyboard with anglo saxon accomodative keyboard shortcuts.

They’d get Aelfig

name_NULL111653 ,

Yes, please! What I’d give to see generation of Çeowulfs, Ælfgifus, Freyjas, Thorrs and Ragnars.

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Elon?

MagnyusG , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

now if it was Mildread…

YerbaYerba , to lemmyshitpost in “Don’t worry honey, I got this”

Risk of writing down the list, it might end up here https://grocerylists.org/

brbposting ,

That’s not a bad idea!

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/c6540023-858d-4efa-b500-b19830f44ec8.jpeg

For personal use,

[voice assistant] add X to groceries

is quite convenient, but might try the printed version.

Fades ,

Using that would be insane vs just writing down what you fuckin need goddamn. I can’t imagine having to scroll down all those columns as I’m going around the grocers.

Also what about stuff that isn’t on that list? Now you gotta manage multiple

brbposting ,

Ahaha

Your second point must’ve been a common one. I screenshotted the newer editable version, so you can remove the pets and the arsenic or whatnot and add the handle of vodka etc.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Instructions unclear, bought everything on that list.

Not only am I broke now, but I have no idea what dish to use those carcinogens in.

kandoh , to lemmyshitpost in Man-made horrors

Animorphs

Vej ,

I’m no context sending this picture to people.

kandoh ,

The history they wouldn’t teach you, unless your mom paid scholastic

Uncaged_Jay ,

Even out of context, this shit goes hard

kandoh ,

Layer styles > outer glow

👌

superweeniehutjrs , to lemmyshitpost in On the road to Valhalla

WITNESS ME

niktemadur ,

Witness me, honey, here, hold my sandwich. Hey kids… KIDS! Settle down back there, jeez… pay attention, we’re about to ride all shiny and chrome.

“AWESOME!”

(proceeds to perform a Clark Griswold station wagon jump)

SnokenKeekaGuard , to lemmyshitpost in I piss in your general direction
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I genuinely don’t think I could talk on the phone while I piss

wesker ,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Call me.

eager_eagle ,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

surely

Empricorn ,

Maybe.

Aggravationstation ,

But could you piss whilst you talk on the phone?

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

You’d be surprised how many people I see in the public restroom at my work doing just that.

AlligatorBlizzard ,

In the early 2000s my mother’s bank got hands free headsets. She was horrified at how many of her coworkers would answer the phone in the bathroom.

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

I see dudes come in and start pissing in the urinal while thinking their phone in the other hand.

Also very regularly hear dudes in the toilet stalls answering phone calls while taking a shit. It’s fucking gross.

riodoro1 , to lemmyshitpost in Mind = blown

It’s pretty fucking tiny on my phone.

aeronmelon , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks, I hate it

But what… what flavor is the clear part?

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

Water flavored.

moody ,

Egg white.

sangriaferret ,

Clearly

Deepus ,

Yummy yummy, get in my tummy

aciDC14 , to games in The Star Fox-style roguelite whose dev refused to use AI voices to cut costs is adding an entire "anti-capitalist revenge" campaign about a cat-girl destroying AI

Sounds pretty lame honestly.

FiniteBanjo OP ,

Why did you unlike your own comment?

aciDC14 ,

Because liking your own comment is lame.

FiniteBanjo OP ,

To obtain respect from others often requires respect for ones self.

Wogi ,

And with that Huike was enlightened.

Daxtron2 ,

stop caring what others think

FiniteBanjo OP ,

If you didn’t care about what others thought, you would not have sent me that reply.

Daxtron2 ,

Not caring what others think doesn’t mean being antisocial lol

MHLoppy , to games in The Star Fox-style roguelite whose dev refused to use AI voices to cut costs is adding an entire "anti-capitalist revenge" campaign about a cat-girl destroying AI
@MHLoppy@fedia.io avatar

FYI if you're one of the people who just sees an image, the original includes a link to this:

https://www.gamesradar.com/games/roguelike/the-star-fox-style-roguelite-whose-dev-refused-to-use-ai-voices-to-cut-costs-is-adding-an-entire-anti-capitalist-revenge-campaign-about-a-cat-girl-destroying-ai/

MBM ,

I was wondering what was up with that

FiniteBanjo OP ,

Strange, the link is working on my post for me.

MHLoppy ,
@MHLoppy@fedia.io avatar

Probably a quirk of having different software. I'm on Fedia which runs on mbin, as does kbin.run which MBM is on. You're on lemmy, so I guess something was just handled differently for you (and most users!) vs kbin/mbin users.

Resol , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

This is an “imparfait”

Fun fact: it’s also one of the past tenses in French.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Hah

KoalaUnknown , to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job

Beer, deftones, and TOOL?

Where do I sign?

LeroyJenkins ,

Japan

psmgx , to lemmyshitpost in 99% of Lemmy users

my desire to shitpost

Track_Shovel ,

This right here. I post so much on here because of my uncontrollable meme addiction

eightforty , to science_memes in It is very therapeutic to garden, though.

Did Nestle posted this?

FiniteBanjo OP ,

Yes, you caught me, hand over the water and you’ll get to live just a little longer.

MrNesser , to lemmyshitpost in Finally

Think I’m going to be sick

5714 ,

…of not having enough of them!

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