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B_DL , to lemmyshitpost in me_irl

Wait, I thought Forest Gump invented this. My whole world has been shook.

eran_morad ,

Shit happens.

funkajunk ,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

Forrest Gump invented shrimp, dumbass.

VampyreOfNazareth ,

Don’t people know anything tsssk

Talaraine , to memes in A new semester’s just begun. Never forget this guy.
@Talaraine@kbin.social avatar

RIP to the GOAT

knorke3 , to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

This hotel Switzerland
famous you sleep located
rooms with mountains
no walls,

also: is for which let in the in

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Advanced level “don’t dead, open inside”

Aurenkin , to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

There’s a solid foundation for this idea but I still don’t see it putting a roof over my head to be honest.

indomara , to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin

This, is an occlupanid. To read further about the fascinating research on these, see the “Holotypic Occlupanid Research Group” (HORG) website. www.horg.com/horg/

Usernamealreadyinuse ,

Risky click of the day, but darn interesting!

indomara ,

Aren’t humans great sometimes? :)

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Wait, there’s not just one kind?

indomara ,

Indeed not! Australia has some interesting ones not yet classified, if you come across an occlupanid in your daily life that has not yet been classified and catalogued, you can contact HORG and send them in. :)

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Mind blown.

potatopotato , to memes in Oil is oil guys

… Why does the sunflower oil factory have a plasma cutter?

jettrscga ,

If they like sun, surely they like plasma.

fishos ,
@fishos@lemmy.world avatar

That’s all I could see as well. Either BBC just grabbed a stock photo, or something is up lol

fl42v ,

And how exactly are you supposed to cut sunflowers with a rotary CNC?

Hegar , to memes in I have bad news for you...
@Hegar@kbin.social avatar

I see dope, pedo, and pood. Now I wonder why there aren't more obscene word search shirts.

fushi01 ,
@fushi01@lemmy.world avatar

You missed the most important one, poop

tweeks ,

dodo / pepe as well

danl , (edited ) to news in Deaths and Injuries of the Israel/Palestine Conflict prior to the Oct 2023 war

Check your axes. You have 2x 25,000s. I genuinely want to know how on someone can create a chart with this kind of error these days. Surely you’re not adding axis labels with a graphics tool after the initial generation. Right?

meepmeep , to mildlyinfuriating in Google Disabling Phone 2 Factor?

This is like uninstalling Windows, installing Linux, and then blaming Microsoft because a feature you used in Windows doesn’t work in Linux

doctorcrimson OP ,

If installing linux was a feature sold to you by Microsoft, and then Microsoft removed the ability for the feature to work on Linux, then that would be accurate.

FinalRemix ,

I stalling Linux is now a feature from Microsoft. They even rolled out a guide recently.

NRoach44 ,
@NRoach44@lemmy.ml avatar

No, this is

  • buying a surface from Microsoft
  • immediately wiping it and installing Linux
  • Microsoft then forcing you to authenticate using the device that is only tied to your account via purchase, and NOT login records, AND disabling other forms of auth
thepiguy ,

It’s like installing Linux, then Microsoft not allowing you to access GitHub from any device.

ICastFist , to technology in Humble Bundle expressing their feelings about Unity
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I think it was mostly Zenva rushing to get some sweet cash while the drama and popcorn around Unity are still hot. HumbleBundle being anything but humble of course would set it up ASAP, I bet the charity was decided from a random wheel they keep around.

I hazard this guess because most other Zenva bundles offer Unity and/or Unreal courses. Also, a large portion of those Godot videos are “HumbleBundle Exclusives”, so stuff that they likely haven’t finished yet

crossmr , to gaming in Was Unity lying yesterday or are they lying today?

This is wizards of the cost all over again. Unity learned nothing from them.

ag_roberston_author ,
@ag_roberston_author@beehaw.org avatar

It’s just capitalism.

BackOnMyBS , (edited ) to greentext in Anon has a question
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

I keep a container for used cooking oil along with old motor oil. Whenever it starts getting full, I take it to the local auto parts store for recycling.

Do not take cooking oil to an Advanced Auto Parts for recycling. They do not accept that. If you’d like other options, a quick internet search will let you know what you can doodoo brown 🕺

Duamerthrax ,

Mixed? Motor oil should be recycled at the auto parts store, but different people people used vegetable oil. Worse case, you could throw out the veg oil. It will biodegrade in the landfill better then most of the stuff that ends up there

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

Oh shoot. I did not know that. I just called to make sure, and they confirmed that they do not take cooking oil of any kind.

Thanks for letting me know! 🙂👍

kirbowo808 , to lemmyshitpost in Macroeconomic Policies
@kirbowo808@kbin.melroy.org avatar

Anime tiddies are truly an excellent way of teach young folks some good education! /j

Track_Shovel , to lemmyshitpost in Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled
solsangraal , to lemmyshitpost in Ive bought two

this is fucking hilarious. it’s exactly as functional as the gigantic kitchenaid mixer that my housemate INSISTS that it stay on the kitchen counter even though it hasn’t been used in 5+ years. apparently for some people it’s absolutely imperative that anyone who happens to come to the house MUST be made aware that we have a fucking kitchenaid mixer

dejected_warp_core ,

Could be worse. You can get a cozy for these things which makes it even more pointless.

solsangraal ,

LOL no way… there really is a sucker born every minute

ZeffSyde ,

No shit. My mom got a kitchen aid from my aunt and it has day unused under a hideous floral pattern dust cover because it was white and not pink like she wanted.

Next to the unused bread machine which is next to the George Foreman grill which is next to the panini press…

MiDaBa , (edited )

I had an ex who insisted on this setup. Apparently Kitchenaid has somehow been able to convince people this is an decorative status symbol. As an appliance I’ve never seen one in action and I’ve seen many of them.

solsangraal ,

it does the same thing you would normally do with your hands, except it takes 50 times longer

AlotOfReading ,

Have you tried plugging it in first? Machine kneading is usually faster than hand kneading.

dual_sport_dork ,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

decorative status symbol

Of course it is. That’s why it comes in so many color options. Including “limited edition” ones which I find equal parts hilarious and infuriating.

Anyway, Smeg probably holds the crown for that sort of thing currently. Check this out. Notice that they won’t even show you the price at first. That’s because it’s got a UMRP of $2000.

HootinNHollerin ,

Must assert dumbinance

Aasikki ,

My 50 year old Kenwood mixer stays on the counter for one reason only and that’s because it’s too goddamn heavy to be lifting back and forth. Also I sometimes get inspired to bake just from seeing it on the counter, which is a nice plus.

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