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lemmytellyousomething , to memes in Very different situations

“I want 1 large pizza, 1 soda and 1 new government.”

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MuhammadJesusGaySex , (edited ) to memes in Very different situations

I thought I was banned from this instance? Because I said one guy was a CCP shill. Then the mods used the word orientalism. I don’t think that word means what you think it means.

RIP_Cheems , to memes in Lunch time
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OIL? THAT SHITS MINE!

EmperorHenry , to lemmyshitpost in They hated him, for he spoke the truth
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That’s only if the gambling place doesn’t rig the games…by the way, every gambling place has a business model that depends on their customers losing all their money.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Licensed casinos aren’t allowed to do that, that’s why they like to comp gamblers their drinks, including alcohol, instead. Makes people stay longer, lose their inhibition, and increases the chance that if they do win, they’ll keep playing until it’s all gone again.

EmperorHenry ,
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Licensed casinos aren’t allowed to do that,

They aren’t allowed to do a lot of the things their profits depend on.

br4b0 , to programmerhumor in Thanks, TCP/IP

Hahahaha

cupcakezealot , to programmerhumor in Thanks, TCP/IP
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“you pee tcp? i pee urine” - chip ~ sales guy vs web dude

tobbue , to lemmyshitpost in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

Ask if it wants to hear the best joke in the world. Then tell it: “Der Mann, zwei Pandas, plitsch platsch, dreizehn, Sand, Augen zu bumm!”

It will die of laughter.

superbirra , to lemmyshitpost in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

it’s meta and some assembly is required: the meme is the broken response so you can screenshot it and post on lemmy

EvokerKing ,

The response isn’t even broken. It’s not finished. It gives responses in markdown, same as Lemmy. That is the syntax for a picture embed, it’s just still typing the rest and it doesn’t show it until it’s finished typing.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

I analyzed it in another comment: the header says the image is 300x300px 8-bit RGBA but the data is invalid. Most viewers will notice that and show an error.

However, the syntax it used for embedding images is valid, as data:image/png;base64, is the start of a valid image URL and you can use it like other image URLs in supported Markdown interpretors.

Example, using the 103-byte Google Maps’ sea tiles, and a 178-byte GIF:


<span style="color:#323232;">![Google Maps sea map tile](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAQAAAAEAAQMAAABmvDolAAAAA1BMVEW10NBjBBbqAAAAH0lEQVRoge3BAQ0AAADCoPdPbQ43oAAAAAAAAAAAvg0hAAABmmDh1QAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">![wink.gif](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhDwAVAKIEAAAAAP//AP//3v///wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH/C05FVFNDQVBFMi4wAwEAAAAh+QQFlgAEACwAAAAADwAVAAADSUiq0L2QtEDpg6Bqu/LeAGN5wVRKlVmS6qe17hiDHvlyNciho5N2sxDGtoIMBgyH8Kg4IiMEZ1NKlUarSOdTe81arZHvE3olJAAAIfkEBR4ABAAsCAAEAAQABQAAAwYIGtz+ASQAOw==)
</span>

renders as

Google Maps sea map tile wink.gif

Works in the default web interface

reflex , to lemmyshitpost in Buon giorno
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MacNCheezus OP ,
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Gorr-LAH-mee

IWantToFuckSpez ,
newcockroach , to lemmyshitpost in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...
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Dude am typing this on my neighbors wifi XD. Btw they left the 5ghz band public so have been using it for the past 1 year or so. Lol its quite fast too!

user224 ,
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I’ve been doing that for 6 years when I didn’t have internet connection. I was 8 when I got a first smart device, Android tablet. One of the first things I tried was connecting to Wi-Fi of all neighbors. 2 of them had the ultra-secure password “12345678”. I remember the first website I visited was Wikipedia.
However, I have tried to not spend too much data. I only watched videos in low quality (240p) and browsed the web. For downloading large files (which I considered anything above 50MB at the time) I’ve used public networks. Usually at the bus station or a nearby pub.
Sometime later I got access to even more Wi-Fi networks using the convenient “WPS WPA Tester” app. Like a third of all networks used one of the default PINs.

sneezycat , to lemmyshitpost in Trying to lose weight?
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I’m sure the carbs are the problem, and totally not the half a kilo of ham and cheese filling.

Kusimulkku ,

That’s cheese?? I thought it was mayo or something

Walican132 , to lemmyshitpost in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...

I wish I knew more about networking.

variants ,

Today is the day to wish no longer

Swedneck ,
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i mean this isn’t really a networking thing, it’s just waves being blocked or reflected such that different areas have different coverage.

it’s like trying to read an optician’s letter poster in a house made of glass of varying opacity.

Walican132 ,

Really good analogy.

GiddyGap , to lemmyshitpost in This

'MURICA! WE GOT THE BRAINS!

JewKiller64 OP , to mildlyinfuriating in This fat mod is a jew and has a heart disease

He’s incredibly fat

J0rnaldund , to world in Weak heart, happier American

Yo that’s me

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