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SkypedFFFttt , to memes in Guess this little piggy's age
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jayrodtheoldbod , to lemmyshitpost in Is this the new flex?

Oh man I completely forgot about stupid Christmas ornaments.

I’m like what manner of skibidi toilet-ass Gen Alpha bullshit? Me picturing 12-year-olds wearing these around their necks like rapper chains for some reason I’m too ancient to fathom. Once again, I stand here caught off guard by some huge trend, as I melt slowly back into the earth to die unsung.

Nah. Just lame super-corporate attempts at a Christmas cash grab. Let’s hang this garbage from some pegs and see if it sells before we chuck it into the dumpster on January 1st. It’s not even going on clearance, it’s going straight in the trash.

Same shit, different day. Behold, the bedrock of your economy, naked before you. I am relieved. The grave has not taken me, not yet.

Anyway, carry on then.

key , to lemmyshitpost in Is this the new flex?

Pickles make some sense but Skippy creamy peanut butter? That’s just tasteless

dipshit , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason

Truth

Bobmighty , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason

I don’t know. I’ve been digging into dense scientific work on the subject of consciousness. From what I’ve seen, free will as a concept is pretty much an illusion we evolved to feel.

ininewcrow , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason
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Most relevant post I’ve read all day

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason
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Worst deciding of my life was misplacing about a quart of blood. My blood.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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At least it was only a quart, not a gallon.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Yeah, but I’m never gonna get to be in charge of the mcfurly machine again

peopleproblems , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason

No, no. It’s a hot mess because I made one very bad decision: to marry my highschool sweetheart who I thought I would enjoy her membership in the stupid slut club.

Turns out, you can’t fix stupid and true to the club, she broke my heart twice.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Shoulda listened to what the doctor said…

drhugsymcfur ,

No more monkeys jumping on the bed?

Gentoo1337 , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason
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Gta 6 type image

flamingo_pinyata , to memes in Bottom text

Everybody thinks they’re chaotic good. Except the lawful good - they are absolutely lawful evil.

RustyNova , to linuxmemes in Can I get a filesystem cleanup on aisle 6?

Can a linux/systemd nerd explain what the error is? I know it’s a shutdown sequence, but I’m curious on the fault

earthquake ,

These kinds of public errors are almost always a hard drive failure.

CameronDev ,

It is actually a boot failure. Normally the kernel reads some config from the initrd (the bootloader loads initrd and passes it to the kernel - thanks dan) and then does a bunch of setup stuff, and then it mounts the actual root filesystem, and then switches to using that. In this case, the root filesystem has failed to mount.

Hardware failure is most likely the cause, but misconfiguration can also make this happen. Probably hardware though.

If its misconfiguration, an admin can reattempt to mount the root drive on /new_root, and then ctrl-d to get the init system to try again

ELI5: couldnt open C:/ drive

Edit: clarified what loads the initrd - as per dans comment.

downdaemon , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story
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i saw these fun stickers that were like “clap to activate” or “yell to activate” that you could put on random things

sunbrrnslapper , to lemmyshitpost in Saves time and money

Not just practical - it also tastes great.

cobson , to memes in It do be like that

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cobson , to memes in It do be like that

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