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bruhduh , to lemmyshitpost in Better stock up on this before SHTF
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Hydrohomies would be mad

KuroiKaze , to lemmyshitpost in Spice up your breakfast

Eating these dry would probably taste awesome

hark , to lemmyshitpost in Sit still please
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Self portrait?

therealjcdenton , to lemmyshitpost in Sit still please

I’ll pass on the info

SubArcticTundra , to lemmyshitpost in Sit still please
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Funny, I only reply to failures

wildbus8979 , to lemmyshitpost in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb

Abraham certainly did not speak modern Hebrew. A language that was invented in the late 19th century to further the Zionist cause.

en.wikipedia.org/…/Revival_of_the_Hebrew_language

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Doesn’t matter what language he spoke (probably biblical Hebrew), he was a descendant from a people referred to as Hebrews (see Exodus 2:1-10).

gedaliyah ,
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Weird. Then why can I read the inscription in this photo of a text composed 3500 years ago? I guess some time traveler learned this totally invented 19th century language and taught it to the people back then, and also came up with Arabic and some other languages that are pretty closely related.

By the way, it says not to lie (although his hand is partly covering it).

EvilEyedPanda , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

Walk Walk Walk Walk

Halvdan , to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin

Yes, but how many knows that you can break them in half so that the opening is split in two. Then sort of wedge it onto your finger and shoot them at unsuspecting siblings?

Gabu , to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but people who don’t follow vehicle operation laws and safety deserve to be punished severely.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Nature is beautiful
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I prefer my plants scrambled.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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May I suggest some salad then?

RainfallSonata , to mildlyinteresting in Number of natural waterfalls in each state

Those ranges are so wide as to be pretty useless.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Maybe that’s why there’s numbers on each state?

RainfallSonata ,

Oh. Assumed those were abbreviated names.

mangaskahn ,

Proud to be from the great state of 3i6nesota. You should come visit and explore our majestic waterfalls.

XeroxCool ,

If could have used a few more colors for in-between ranges but I think as-is, it does a decent job of dividing the country evenly between the two blues in the middle.

bitwaba , to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

“mind if I get another slice?”

SouravSatvaya , to lemmyshitpost in Nature is beautiful
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You mean “Omlet Plant”?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Those are fried eggs.

psycho_driver , to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

I would definitely try it.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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What if the icing was beef flavored?

psycho_driver ,

I would be a little disappointed if it wasn’t.

niktemadur , to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

Looks like anti-vaxx pyramid scheme party food from where I’m standing.

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