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GluWu , to lemmyshitpost in As requested

Shop a mini jet moving a mgnugget from the table to her mouth.

MacNCheezus OP , (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I tried to ask Bing AI to do that for me but apparently “Taylor Swift eating a McNugget flown to her mouth by a tiny airplane” violates their content policy, so they blocked it.

Trying a different AI now but all I’m getting so far is Taylor Swift eating strange McNugget-based burgers inside an airplane.

Update: now I’ve also gotten a picture of her eating an airplane in front of a McNugget-based burger. Getting closer, but at this rate it’s probably faster to just make a picture of her eating a McNugget and then shop the plane in.

EDIT: ah fuggit McNugget, I’m done trying. This is the best I could do:

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/de7f2d8e-5da3-451d-af3f-a074effa4985.webp

GluWu ,

Your efforts are valiant, thank you good sir.

bobs_monkey ,

That’ll do, pig. Ya done good.

TheLowestStone ,
@TheLowestStone@lemmy.world avatar

I hope this doesn’t awaken something in me.

Bronco1676 , (edited )
MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

A for effort

shootwhatsmyname , to lemmyshitpost in As requested
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

Not to be that person, but her proportions are off and she’s not respecting the environment’s vanishing point. I used to love her, but this making me question her motives.

radix ,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

I’m trying to learn perspective. What is there that isn’t respecting the vanishing point?

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I think that person is referring to the fact that the airplane’s trajectory is slightly ajar from the straight line that goes from the camera to the vanishing point. Perhaps the pilot got off course a little.

Tangent5280 ,

The enclosing airplane is so large, that there is natural formation of cross winds by pressure differential. One such pressure differential is giving our brave pilot trouble as he navigates the treacherous path from seat J3 to seat K3.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I ain’t no expert, but this guy sounds like he knows what he’s talking about, so it’s probably the correct answer.

radix ,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

Oh, now that you say it it seems obvious. Thanks!

shootwhatsmyname ,
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

I mean, just look at her. You can physically feel the rebelliousness in her adverse yaw. I can’t even imagine how disruptive her adiabatic lapse rate is. She needs to be grounded

Gork , to lemmyshitpost in As requested

What if she needs to go to the other side of the plane-within-the-plane?

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

It’s planes all the way down.

THE_MASTERMIND ,

Maybe there is a chopper in there somewhere and that will end the loop

ItsAFake ,
THE_MASTERMIND ,

Fuck i am out of solutions

jaybone ,

IM SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING PLANES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE

pigup ,

That’s a LOT of carbon emissions

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Carbon emission on top of carbon emissions

bobs_monkey ,

Planeception

cmgvd3lw ,

Goddamn Jimmy, this is some serious inception shit.

RandomVideos , to lemmyshitpost in me_irl

He invented the it so people could be happy

Before its invention, everyone was sad

morrowind , to lemmyshitpost in me_irl
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

No wonder emojis look so horribly unnatural

OldWoodFrame , to lemmyshitpost in me_irl

Humanity for the millenia before Harvey Ball: 😐

lowleveldata , to lemmyshitpost in me_irl

He’s smiling right there in the first panel…

B_DL , to lemmyshitpost in me_irl

Wait, I thought Forest Gump invented this. My whole world has been shook.

eran_morad ,

Shit happens.

funkajunk ,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

Forrest Gump invented shrimp, dumbass.

VampyreOfNazareth ,

Don’t people know anything tsssk

Grumpureagezxxf OP , to memes in Baltimore Christmas 🎁⛄

I know it’s fake guys, don’t downvote it. Obviously santa wouldn’t smoke crack since hes not a piece of shit

Mr_Blott , to pics in Today

Jim. Jim. Jim. Jim. Hashtags don’t work here

RGB3x3 ,

Oh, poor jim

aeronmelon , to pics in Today

bliss.jpg

catculation , to mildlyinfuriating in US Senator Bernie Sander's Newest Video is Unavailable in the USA
@catculation@lemmy.zip avatar

dEmOcRaCy

mlg , to mildlyinfuriating in US Senator Bernie Sander's Newest Video is Unavailable in the USA
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

Lol youtube shadowbanned me for a few days after I made some random comment about Israel under some news community post.

It was funny because I kept getting thread notifications from other stuff but all my comments I made were hidden, regardless of the content.

_number8_ , to mildlyinfuriating in US Senator Bernie Sander's Newest Video is Unavailable in the USA

end geolocking now

doctorcrimson OP ,

It’s probably unavailable anywhere, but it’s a bit of an outrage that the fairest of fair uses gets takedowns.

dangblingus ,

Fair use is a myth. I’ve only ever seen it punished on YT unless you’re one of the Jimmys.

doctorcrimson OP , (edited )

Fair use is not a myth, it’s just that YouTube and Google don’t give a fuck about the laws. Fair use is a USA Legal Policy, not a company policy.

Schadrach ,

Oh, they care about the laws, but (say it with me now) just because you can express it legally doesn’t mean a private corporation is required to host it for you.

Somehow a very lot of people only seem to remember that when it’s views they find upsetting. Usually right wing ones.

doctorcrimson OP ,

Yes I understand right to free speech is not the right to a platform, but it’s frustrating that they use Copyright Laws as an excuse in their explanations and statements despite the very clear exemptions.

Aatube , to mildlyinfuriating in US Senator Bernie Sander's Newest Video is Unavailable in the USA
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which is why I am once again asking for your usage of NORD V-

pineapplelover ,

If a company advertises that much I immediately put them on my sus list

dangblingus ,

They like money?

Schmoo , (edited )

Yep that’s a big red flag, unfortunate it’s so common.

To explain further, the problem is money as an end and the product the means. The best companies with the best products and services are ones that view their product/service as the end and money as the means. Such a company is satisfied when their product or service is the best it can be. A company viewing money as the end is never satisfied and the quality of the product/service is only relevant insofar as it’s not a barrier to making more moolah.

tyrant ,

Mullvad!

dan ,
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Mullvad removed port forwarding though :/ which makes it less useful for anyone that wants to use it for anything peer-to-peer.

Squizzy ,

Wasn’t there a privacy concern with, or that was their reasoning

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