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AllonzeeLV , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Noooooo

Just an aside, it’s still impressive to me with all the technical limitations they had, they were still able to make Mario feel so damn floaty swimming through the water levels.

I think modern developers are in some ways stifled by an aimless lack of limitations.

theneverfox ,
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Creative constraints is the term you’re looking for

It’s absolutely a thing - they do it for creative writing and game jams, and it’s very effective.

Programming is inherently creative, even if we don’t think of it that way. You start learning the basic use, then you get into very rudimentary designs - at that stage, you transition from problem solving to creating a design that solves a problem.

Constraints help - if you pick what we call an opinionated framework, it limits and guides you. It tells you how pieces fit together, and ideally it doesn’t limit you, but it does make some things much easier and others harder.

Nintendo had an extremely opinionated engine in that time - they were still drawing the maps out on paper in a grid, then scanning it with custom hardware.

These days, you open up godot, and you get a blank screen. You could make anything, 2d or 3d, a game or a tool, and it just gives you the tools. You could build a tile map for a 2d game, or a terrain for 3d, you can set the camera wherever you want. You can have multiple cameras, multiple maps - you can do anything

It’s overwhelming.

Sotuanduso , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

Dondrinkdos.

ivanafterall , to lemmyshitpost in Noooooo
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Sonic games will be rendered borderline unplayable.

jettrscga ,

I feel like they’d be rendered playable.

Their normal speed makes it random chaos of running into stuff. Underwater would be a nice pace to navigate.

ivanafterall ,
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I hear you, but the underwater countdown from that game still gives me heart palpitations. A whole game of that stress would be a public health hazard.

synae ,
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Sonic3 bubble shield is the most important power up in the game for this reason - it’ll save your IRL life

ivanafterall ,
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I once thought it'd be funny to use that as my alarm clock sound. That didn't last long. But it's really effective!

Jomega ,

Some of the more recent games have the music cut out when you’re underwater. IMO, this makes the countdown even worse when it finally happens.

theodewere , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice
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most of the "American Food" aisle in European grocery stores in one bottle

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Your daily allowance of HFCS and artificial colors and preservatives in a single convenient serving!

I_Fart_Glitter ,

Don’t forget MSG and salt!

slaacaa ,

American “food”

LemmyKnowsBest , to lemmyshitpost in Task failed successfully

I’m browsing by “new” but this joke was from a week or two ago. Can we please move on?

Dempf ,

Sure, I have an idea. How about we talk about beans…

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/a392c9f1-27c2-4191-8ad6-d10543d5b19a.webp

aheadofthekrauts , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

Best invention since my shitbucket.

bigkahuna1986 , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

Thanks, I hate it.

GrammatonCleric ,
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But you haven’t even tried it 😂

Madison420 ,

I hate to think how much I would like it if it actually tasted like nacho cheese Doritos.

LinkOpensChest_wav , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice
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But does it have probiotics?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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IDK but definitely has lots of corn syrup

NegativeLookBehind , (edited )
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And grade A cheese* juice concentrate

MacNCheezus OP , (edited )
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*contains 0% cheese

NegativeLookBehind , (edited )
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*Cheese-like lard based product

kersploosh ,
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It’s got electrolytes!

VikingHippie ,

It’s what plants crave!

1984 , to lemmyshitpost in Task failed successfully
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At least they banned the new airplane model… That’s something.

CaptainMcMonkey , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in They're good dogs, Brent

What is Purebred, If it’s not just inbred with the paperwork to prove it?

Junkers_Klunker ,

Yea its like the house of Habsburg vs. Alabama

Kyle ,

I used to think that as well.

But I took the saying “adopt and shop responsibly” to heart and looked up what a responsible breeder has to do to be considered one.

Genetic tests determine if the dogs have known genes that cause diseases. If one of the parents has a recessive gene for a disease that won’t express in the pups because the other parent doesn’t have it, you can keep dogs that have desirable traits like excellent personality, lack of anxiety and general health in the gene pool—helping to maintain genetic diversity while not passing down a disease.

The kennel clubs (CKC) have started helping to reduce inbreeding by keeping track of the lineage of dogs and avoiding inbreeding by calculating the coefficient of inbreeding. The COI is a metric used in dog breeding to measure the level of inbreeding in a dog’s pedigree. It is an excellent tool for an institution that used to inadvertently encourage inbreeding because they created standards. Can more be done? Yes, is this a step in the right direction? Yes.

It’s worth noting that genetic tests don’t know everything, they might only test for a handful of the 20,000 or so genes and we don’t know what all genes do, and some genes are benign in some breeds and dangerous in others. This is why x-rays and elbow and hip assesments of the parents are still important. It’s also why meeting the parents of you puppy is important. If you don’t like them, you won’t like their pups.

On top of that epigenetics massively impacts the behaviour of pups. This is especially true if the grandmother of a puppy had a happy stress free life. Yes, we now know that improvements from nurture not just nature can be inherited. Dogs with happy lives produce happy dogs.

A responsible breeder will have done all of this, as well as done early socialisation and desensitization for the first eight weeks of the pups and many more considerations like limiting the amount of times they use a dam. These tests and assessments would have cost them around $10,000 for the dam and sire.

I wrote this insane response because if typing this on a meme educated one person who might get a dog, then the world is just a little bit of a better place.

normanwall , to lemmyshitpost in They're good dogs, Brent

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  • MacNCheezus OP ,
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    I see you understood the reference.

    Exatron , to lemmyshitpost in A time-honored tradition

    My mother once bypasses the refrigerator part and accidentally put leftovers in the cupboard over the oven. After a week or two, the smell had us thinking something crawled into the oven vent from outside and died. It took me noticing something bubbling up from between two casserole dishes to realize what happened.

    hakunawazo , to lemmyshitpost in A time-honored tradition

    Is this by chance a lasagna best before '97?
    Source

    A_Random_Idiot , to lemmyshitpost in A time-honored tradition

    I call the bottom shelf of my grandmothers fridge the petri dish for this exact reason.

    Constantly puts shit in tupperware, puts it down there, and forgets about it until i find it, and by then its become its own microscopic ecosystem.

    Hellstormy , to lemmyshitpost in A time-honored tradition
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    Sometimes I have even thrown it out with the tupperware because it’s gotten so bad that opening that container would probably poison everything in a 100m radius.

    MaxVoltage ,
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    in my experience its best to ooen those into the compost directly

    MycelialMass ,

    You can freeze the bad ones (mark it as bad in case you forget about it) then dump it as one big block and take the trash out before it thaws.

    CaptnNMorgan ,

    Genius

    LillyPip ,

    If you wait long enough, it will throw itself away.

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