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agitatedpotato , to memes in Trolley Problem Solution

Sir the Trolley has derailed in an Ohio neighborhood spilling vinyl chloride everywhere. Lets light it all on fire to get rid of it.

Bipta ,

We did it Patrick; we saved the city!

Viking_Hippie ,

They did say CONTROLLED derailment…

joyjoy , to memes in They wish

What about a guy with an onlyfans?

Sheeple ,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Markiplier?

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

F1NNSTER

lemmyknow , (edited )

I wonder what comment could’ve prompted a F1NN name-drop on Lemmy…

Edit: for context, the comment above yours, and the one above it, do not appear to me. Not sure if it is just me…

Edit2: Nevermind. I opened the post, from Jerboa, on the web instead, and the comments show

pewgar_kbin ,

oh yeah that exists.

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

They don’t want to date me either.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social avatar

Hmm, have you tried wearing a fancy hat?

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Peacock. Neg. Kino. Close.

M’person.

Viking_Hippie ,

Really? The missing link that makes pickup artist nonsense work is Keno? And here I thought it was the fedora and delusion!

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Been awhile since I’ve read The Game but thankfully reddit has my back.

www.reddit.com/r/seduction/s/wJgRC4GX8I

Viking_Hippie , (edited )

Oh wow. That’s so disturbing!

That is the purpose of this physical contact.

Way to sound like a re-enactment of Earth Girls Are Easy without any of the humor!

rotopenguin ,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

Shit, all this time I was doing Bingo

Viking_Hippie ,

I was doing scratch tickets myself

Darthjaffacake , to piracy in "Piracy is a service issue.." (Image is a real story btw, link in post)

This team surprises me every time😁

dditty ,

Asahi Linux devs go hard.

reallyzen ,
@reallyzen@lemmy.ml avatar

That Fedora Spin just works. This afternoon I fired up mine to a colleague, he was blown away: I’ve got the Spinning Cube! And the Wobbly Windows! Dzoinggg!

But seriously (tho I love my Cube), kdenlive, Ardour, the works, and all on modern pipewire - just works. It’s what I need, it is indeed fantastic work, both from the Asahi team and the Fedora people.

(Yes, I had to do all those things to get Netflix, yikes)

scarilog ,

Super interesting read. We get to experience apple’s incredible engineering, but we don’t often get the chance to see how things work under the hood. This was probably the most interesting article I’ve read in the past month.

Valon_Blue , to asklemmy in What Are Your Favorite FOSS Android Apps?
@Valon_Blue@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not sure about the rest of those, but Obsidian isn’t OS either.

wuphysics87 OP ,

I didn’t realize that. Thanks!

otter ,

Joplin works pretty well

Dagnet ,

Swapped to it a couple of months ago and really like it but, is there a way to go into edit mode by default when clicking on a note?

zeekaran ,

I use Joplin but I don’t love it.

CluckN , to memes in Omg, nooo.

You could easily take controversial of all time by going, “Linux is overrated”

Altomes ,

I immediately felt my heart rate soar just reading it so yeah probably

NotSpez ,

I heard if you say that phrase in front of a mirror three times in a row, all the Lemmy servers go down all at once

lightnegative ,

Linux is overrated *by arch users

FTFY

I use Arch btw, and so does my wife

NocturnalEngineer , to memes in elevator

But now all I want to do is turn off the light switch.

I crave the chaos.

DmMacniel , to memes in Is it because of me?

As a side note: you were/are able to send SMS to a landline and the provider of it would convert it to speech and read the content to you.

Faydaikin ,
@Faydaikin@beehaw.org avatar

The old landlines had a ton of smart features. It’s just that very few of us knew about them and thus they went unused.

killeronthecorner ,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

So I guess it’s because she never texts back

uis , to memes in Communist Filth/Capitalist Filth
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

This is not communist solution, this is half-socialism humant colony solution.

Real communist solutions look like this:

https://cs14.pikabu.ru/images/big_size_comm/2022-02_2/1644406233116629756.jpg

https://cs14.pikabu.ru/images/big_size_comm/2022-02_2/1644406236255438394.jpg

HikingVet ,

Not sure what the difference is. They are both pictures of high density buildings.

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Height and what surrounds them.

HikingVet ,

That’s a framing difference for the photo.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

And age…

Lamb ,

Trees are so fucking sexy. Really happy to live with a view onto trees.

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah!

At least until autmn when trees become so sad, that they cry with all their leaves and fill you with their sadness.

But spring and summer totally worth it. And even during winter there are beautiful sights sometimes.

teuniac_ ,

Autumn’s beautiful though. It’s just that shorter days and the reason can make it a bit depressing.

spark947 ,

Pretty sure thats Pripyat.

RIP_Cheems ,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

And it failed miserable, at that.

ComradeChairmanKGB ,
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

So the same but more run down because the Capitalist regime that replaced communism doesn’t maintain them?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

There is no such thing as half socialism. There is only the oligarchy deigning to not be complete assholes, as long as you agree to beg.

finnie ,

Ugh, living in a forest like that sounds idyllic

riodoro1 ,

Shit still looks better than a tent under a bridge you know.

Flumsy ,

There is a thing called “homeless shelter” and Im pretty sure its more than just a tent

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Do you think they let you live there permanently?

kattenluik ,

In pretty much every country other than the US they do, these images are always very strange because they’re so focused on the US.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If they can live there permanently, they’re not homeless, are they? And that sounds surprisingly anti-capitalistic, almost like what this meme is talking about.

kattenluik ,

Getting these people help makes sense from a capitalist perspective too, help them and they can work again and probably do a full life of that. It really isn’t anti-capitalist.

Flumsy ,

Yeah they do, actually. At least in most countries…

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Then they’re not homeless. If you have a place where you can live as long as you like, you have a home.

Hawk ,

A shelter is not a residence

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Why is it not a residence if you can stay there indefinitely? That sounds like a residence to me. The Internet tells me that ‘residence’ means ‘the place in which one lives; a dwelling.’ If they don’t ever have to leave, they live there.

Smk ,

You have to be fucking dumb. Get the fuck out. AcTuAlLy LoL ThE iNtErNeT blablabla. Do you really think a fucking chamber that you can only go to sleep is a fucking residence ? Are you a moron ?? Get an education dumb fuck.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Blocked.

Smk ,

I’m 😭 😂😂

Flumsy ,

So homeless people dont exist then? Because where I live, everybody could go to a shelter for as long as they like.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If they don’t live in a shelter indefinitely, yes. They are homeless.

Flumsy ,

They could live in a shelter indefinitely…

Mango ,

More and worse. Been there. Done that. Got stalked in the shower by a mentally ill guy and they did fuck all about it.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m pretty sure that’s an issue with maintenance, not communism. And I’d still rather live there than in a tent.

spark947 ,

No one realizes what this is a picture of huh?

min_fapper ,

Is the point supposed to be that they haven’t been cleaned in a while?

Otherwise they don’t look that bad. 🤷

Master , to lemmyshitpost in You are my sunshine

Forcing my fetus to listen to cbat. Fuck you little shit. You going to hate me, ill give you something to hate me for!

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

I read this as “listen to chat” and decided that twitch has gone too far

Skates ,

Fetus listens to TTS, but I abort every time chat talks about Logan Paul

Add a thumbnail of a cut-through, sad looking Logan Paul, a dead baby, the streamer face-palming and the LOL emote. Easy 20 million views

I_Fart_Glitter ,

This is as inhumane as it is inappropriate.

Fraylor ,

Fucking cbat. Lmao

ArmokGoB ,

Your child will grow up to be a sad clown.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

That’s baby making music.

qarbone ,

Ah, new prologue to “Making a Murderer” just dropt

P1r4nha , to programmerhumor in Gotta watch them nil pointers!

You gotta allocate your GFs statically or this just keeps happening.

30p87 ,

*‘^You gotta allocate you GF$’

n3cr0 ,

The struct and its CRUD functions seem to be all implemented. Problem is: The Create method is never be called.

P1r4nha ,

Might be a problem with the factory then.

Tolookah ,

I tried to declare my GF global, but she became an astronaut, and I get linking errors

xmunk ,

Mate, your GF is definitely global. I was able to access her just fine… read AND write.

agent_flounder ,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Plus you won’t worry that you forget to free her

xmunk ,

As low as my opinion on some exes may be, I still don’t believe it’s appropriate to mark them as candidates for garbage collection.

datelmd5sum ,

I’d add an imaginary boolean flag to the GF class and always have an initial GF where imaginary == True.

InevitableSwing , to worldnews in Palestine-Israel Crisis Megathread
@InevitableSwing@hexbear.net avatar

MSNBC had this doctor on to talk about the horrible situation in Gaza.

3 years ago, MedGlobal was born - MedGlobal

By Dr. Zaher Sahloul, MedGlobal President and Co-Founder

Three years ago, I was in Yemen with three other medical volunteers, providing internal medicine and pediatrics services to people suffering from the effects of war and famine. MedGlobal had just been formed. In between medical consultations, we talked about the goals for the future of our organization, dedicated to providing innovative healthcare to crisis-affected and low-resource areas.

I don’t know anything about him - I copy and pasted that for context.

I was listening to in the background so I don’t know how long the interview was. I think ~7 minutes at least. I noticed something very unusual. Almost zero questions. Stephanie Ruhle was interviewing him. Ruhle isn’t rude but it’s her habit to pepper guests with questions. She always does that. I’ve never seen her be so quiet. Also - MSNBC’s PR shtick is that they ask questions and it makes you smarter. I forget an recent tagline - it was something like “Never stop asking questions”.

It’s the norm that anchors/reporters ask a lot of questions. In one way - the lack of questions was really great. He was highly knowledgeable and informed the audience in stark terms about how awful things are. That’s the first time I’ve seen that on CNN or MSNBC. But the producers must have had him on because even though he didn’t pull punches about the medical situation - they knew he was very politic and he’d avoid “politics”.

The end result was that the agent of the chaos, Israel, hardly came up at all. It was like these horrible unfolding health problems were happening all by themselves due to unknown or poorly understood causes.

unclever_lemmy_name , to memes in It seems like the Internet always converges on these things...

Damn, that’s a low-effort meme

MindSkipperBro12 ,

Welcome to Lemmy

gravitas_deficiency ,

We also have beans, and beef stroganoff

_haha_oh_wow_ ,
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well I’m sold.

Aabbcc ,

I don’t know if effort is what’s holding this meme back. The premise itself is awful

whou , to linux in I had a journey

I too just turned into a Marxist after finding out about Linux and software freedom in 2020 lol

I think there might be more than a handful of us. Welcome, comrade.

imAadesh OP ,

🫡

7heo , (edited ) to memes in It's just faster....

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NightAuthor ,

Look at this guy over here, nerding out about the WiFi.

Jk, glad to find someone in the comments correcting the misinformation in the meme. OP is probably a hacker who likes to do session hijacking.

hai OP ,
@hai@lemmy.ml avatar

Not a hacker, just a silly goofball.

tdawg ,

And what happens next time they load the site?

7heo , (edited )

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Catweazle ,
@Catweazle@vivaldi.net avatar

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7heo , (edited )

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SnipingNinja ,

What about incognito sessions?

7heo , (edited )

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SnipingNinja ,

Yeah, that’s what I was curious about, the security issues you mentioned as I wasn’t clear in my understanding until now. Thanks.

4am ,

Yeah you really should do both. Some session cookies can just be used as tracking cookies later.

7heo , (edited )

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redcalcium ,

JWT sounds great on paper until you have to deal with logout and revocations. Might as well use standard session cookies.

7heo , (edited )

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hai OP ,
@hai@lemmy.ml avatar

Fair point, I made the meme to be silly, and, yes, this is one of the many reasons why tokens in general should expire after some point in time.

Also the meme isn’t wrong, memes don’t need logic, they’re supposed to give people a giggle.

7heo , (edited )

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hai OP ,
@hai@lemmy.ml avatar

To be Frank, who I am not (I’m Hai), I can’t tell if you’re a troll or not. Although, if you’re not, my meme is not “wrong” or spreading misinformation it contains a logical fallacy, as many jokes do. I can list jokes that contain logical fallacies upon request.

7heo , (edited )

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hai OP ,
@hai@lemmy.ml avatar

This was the funniest thing I read all day, thank you. Sorry for misunderstanding your tone.

joucker29 ,

Fr my thoughts exactly

sorrybookbroke , to programmerhumor in ChatGPT is finally ready to take over from human developers

I hate AI but what you did there was say “it’s broken please fix” with no description of your issue. You deserve nothing.

SamboT ,

Truly ai will give the gift of being a terrible manager to everyone

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