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zyratoxx , to memes in He is a broken man
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Jennifer’s kinda sardistic lol

SpaceNoodle ,

Is that when you abuse fish?

cantsurf ,

Sardomackerechism is the giving and receiving of pleasure involving the receipt or infliction of a hook in the mouth.

tym ,

Do you like fish dicks?

What about consent?

Supervivens , to memes in Shame 🔔

Still don’t know what’s it’s trying to say

Daryl76679 ,

Unashamed. Took me a second

adeoxymus ,

I was pronouncing the una like tuna and could not figure it out

Bye ,

Unshaved

Their religion values pubes

electrogamerman ,

Chewbacca is their god

Mothra , to memes in wtb puppies
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Loved this, I think it would be a better fit for the wholesomememes community though

Hexagon , to memes in Ghostbusters

Me with android auto and Bluetooth loudspeaker: hold my beer

Rowsdower ,

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  • LufyCZ ,

    What about the voices in my head?

    Rowsdower ,

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  • EmpathicVagrant ,

    Yeah. I mean, they can see the car weaving lanes too fast and coming in our directi- DEREK SLOW D— generic crashing sounds

    Sotuanduso ,

    Why is that more dangerous than a conversation with someone who is there?

    Rowsdower ,

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  • Natanael ,

    Inb4 AI that manages the call for you by delaying responses, etc (and whoever tries first will probably screw it up badly)

    HiddenLayer5 , (edited )

    It’s generally just a bad idea to distract yourself while operating a two tonne machine that can go 120 km/h. Studies have shown that talking while driving at all significantly reduces your situational awareness and reaction speed.

    Hexagon ,

    Then try steering the wheel and changing gears at the same time, with just one hand. Let me know how that goes

    sturmblast , to memes in Another Starfield Post

    I literally spent my entire Labor Day weekend playing this game so anybody that says it’s boring I’d really don’t understand what they’re talking about

    Asafum ,

    I have so many hours on my save for a game that just released Thursday night that I should be ashamed… It’s literally in the days, not hours anymore.

    I can’t stop lol

    derpo , to memes in Steehem Deck. wOW!

    Honestly, not even a meme. Now I just wanna see the post

    redcalcium , to memes in Chads!

    The idea of turning random windows users into arch users is absurd, but one can dream I guess.

    prettydarknwild ,
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    unless you are valve

    qyron , to memes in I'd saw off my leg for my grocery store to start carrying something besides shitty IPA's and Budweiser

    Meanwhile, in France, wine consumption is down due to craft beers to the point the government is going to spend 200 millions to prevent market crash.

    Not being a beer drinker I have to ask: why the IPA craze? Aren’t lagers, stouts and whatever other beers an option for crafters?

    aaronstc ,

    Basically, despite all the vocal complaints, IPAs sell better.

    I enjoy IPAs personally but it does get frustrating when you want something different.

    nik282000 ,
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    I love an IPA but you need to have a pallet cleanser from time to time. I’m a big fan of ‘Purity Law’ beers, they tend to be predictable, mellow flavour, and light to medium alcohol content. Perfect for lawn mowing, BBQing, or working on the car.

    SwampYankee ,

    Perfect for lawn mowing, BBQing, or working on the car.

    Oh beautiful, for spacious skies…

    sheds a tear

    escapesamsara ,

    While not the cheapest, IPAs are relatively easy to make and extremely easy to iterate on. IPAs in general allow brewers to fine-tune flavors and thus pump out multiple novel flavors quickly in order to find a market. If you go the stout or lager route, there’s really only so much wiggle room as they’re mostly ‘solved’ beers; as in buyers know exactly what they want to taste, and you better deliver that taste. IPAs are also really, really easy to dial in alcohol content without giving up flavor, where as lagers like Budweiser can only lower alcohol content while lowering the overall taste profile, hence the term ‘piss water’ for low alcohol lagers.

    bemenaker ,

    Ipa allow brewers to mask brewing mistakes by burying them in hop flavor. And if you think Budweiser is the only example of a lager, you shouldn’t be talking about beer. You can create 5-6% lagers without sacrificing flavor. There are tons of good lagers out there, Budweiser isn’t one of them.

    escapesamsara ,

    I think most people would agree, in general, lagers are the worst beer; but sure there could be a good low alcohol lager somewhere out there. Stouts will always win out in my book so maybe my tastes don’t align well with others.

    bemenaker ,

    Considering lagers are the number 1 selling beer in the world, you’re wrong. You know that lager is a broad term that actually covers several styles, including some of the most popular specialties. The fact that you think a lager means Budweiser shows that you don’t understand the conversation. Helles, maibock, bock, Vienna’s, Octoberfest, pilsner, are all lagers and that’s not the full list. American macrobrew is not the definition of a lager, which is why a class was made called.american light lager to cover those.

    Thetimefarm ,

    This is just ignorant lol. If you don’t like lager you don’t like lager but that doesn’t mean it’s the worst beer. I don’t really like stout but I’m not going around saying it’s the worst, it’s all preference. There are tons of different types of lager if you actually look, plenty of micro brewers make them.

    negativeyoda ,

    Saying lager is a style is kind of a misnomer, lagers use a different type of fermentation that takes longer than ales. Budweiser is a mass produced riff on the (Czech) pilsner style which is a lager. The thing with Bud is a lot of these sorts of beers use adjuncts in the malt bill which gives them a light body/ flavor. Instead of high quality wheat, there’s a lot of filler gains like rice and corn to the point where some can almost be considered gluten free. At the end of the day those sorts of beers are impressive in that they can create so much of it in different facilities and have it be so consistent.

    Saying pilsners are bad after drinking only Bud is like eating McDonald’s and thinking all beef is terrible

    Side note: Baltic Porters can be brewed as ales or lagers and they’re probably right up your alley

    eestileib ,

    I was with you until the very end. Budweiser is a good lager, like Imagine Dragons is good pop music.

    This does not apply in any way to Bud Light.

    bemenaker ,

    IPAs are still riding a popularity high in the US. It’s easy to make, you don’t have to be as precise and careful with your beer when you make them, the hops will hide your mistakes. Sign of a bad brewery, is they only sell IPAs. Currently in the US, IPAs are the top selling style, unfortunately. Saisons are so much better, for example.

    negativeyoda ,

    Saisons aren’t better. All taste is subjective. If I never get served another “bubblegummy with hint of white pepper, barnyard and Meyer lemon” I’ll be happy

    The IPA bros are annoying, but the “over it” pilsner and saison snobs aren’t much better.

    1847953620 ,

    I was over everything before it became hipster mainstream cool.

    eestileib ,

    I homebrewed all the desire for wacky beer out of myself.

    LexaMaridia , to memes in Most refreshing shower of my life 😫

    I love mint. Lots of bugs hate it, it makes aches less, tastes refreshing, and also mint ice cream. XD

    Frozengyro ,

    You forgot about the cool cool balls!

    bitwolf , to mildlyinfuriating in The Spotify Car Thing cost $100, but I can't use it anymore.

    I don’t use Spotify, but I selected a song on someone else’s phone recently. The first time opening it in years and it opens up to an ad saying “buy our tshirts”.

    I couldn’t help but think times must be hard 😅

    ProfessorZhu , to lemmyshitpost in Am I actually in charge?

    Drink a gallon of bleach and learn how much power you have over those little fuckers!

    KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX ,
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    It cleans you out, but leaves you hollow inside.

    tokyo , to linux in Today GNU/Linux is 32 years old

    This is an interesting piece of history that I have never seen. Thanks for sharing

    mr_MADAFAKA , to memes in Mugshot shirts are 20% off. Buy now.
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    MystikIncarnate , to asklemmy in What is the biggest lesson that employment has taught you?

    The “family” talk is only just talk. If an employer says “we’re family here” or some similar nonsense, it’s not family as in “we stick together through everything” - what a family actually is or should be… It’s more of a farengi perspective…

    Rule of acquisition 111: “Treat people in your debt like family… exploit them.”

    And rule 6: “Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.” (Which is also cited as “Never allow family to stand in the way of profit”)

    Fact is, they want you to be family in the way that you’ll do anything for them, like you would for your own family. But when it comes time that you need them to help you out like a family would, they’ll show you the door very quickly.

    Related: if you’re hit by a bus tomorrow, your job will be posted before your obituary. You’re just a cog in their money printing machine. As soon as you lose your value in that regard, you’re gone. If you slow down the machine too much, they’ll find a cog that is more easily lubricated (to push the analogy). If you’re broken and can’t work, they’ll replace you without a thought. Management is there to put a nice face on the company (for your benefit) and make it seem less like you’re a number; but that’s all you are.

    ElvenMithril ,

    Amen!

    InputZero ,

    Don’t forget Rule 211 “Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don’t be afraid to step on them.” (Gint, 7500 B.C.E.). It’s kinda funny that the Farengi were supposed to be an exaggerated example of laissez fair capitalism on TNG, but the writers of DS9 turned the rules of acquisition into something that’s more applicable in our world than Star Trek.

    Gint. (7500 B.C.E) The Rules of Acquisition, Farengi Guild of Commerce. memory-beta.fandom.com/wiki/Gint

    ZILtoid1991 , to memes in Environmentalist :D
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    I'd read a comic about them.

    ExtraMedicated ,

    I wanna see a sitcom with them as the main characters.

    explodicle ,

    Seems like a good application for AI, without costing anyone a job that would never happen anyways.

    ImplyingImplications ,
    Deceptichum ,
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    Yet you drink a legally-distinct-Starbucks. Curious!

    Mischala ,

    Can hate it, but still live in it.
    Or maybe the legally distinct version uses fair trade, rainforest federation beans and pays their staff a fair and living wage.

    I can dream.

    Roundcat , (edited )
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    Have you ever fucked a guy, but shouted the system's name on accident?

    Roundcat ,
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    "I sell the peaceful solution"
    "I make the peaceful solution seem enticing!"

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