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lemmiter , to memes in Earth has a cold

I was a bit confused before checking the comments and thought that the meme is saying that 60° F is considered too cold for Brazil. I didn’t even consider 60° C as a possibility.

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

yooo it’s in C?

Jax ,

Due to humidity, it’s technically not 60 C but feels that way.

Silver lining, a Taylor Swift fan died from it. We can expect some kind of response from the hive.

Algaroth , to cat in Seems fair

I’m bald but I shave the hair that still grows. My cat likes to rub her belly on my head when it’s freshly shaved. I’m telling you, you haven’t lived until you’ve had a kitten rub their belly on your bald head until they fall asleep.

dauerstaender , to memes in F#€k $pez

Fuck u/spez and fuck Tencent.

You know what? Fuck the enshittification of the internet too.

sizzler ,

That’s what this is all about, people are putting their trust in systems that aren’t trustworthy, who will sell you to the highest bidder. Or any bidder frankly.

MySkinIsFallingOff ,

Yeah, this fuck Spez thing is cool and justified and all, but we all should be really more worried about Tencent 😳

magnetosphere , to memes in How did this break rule 1? Did you just not read the 2nd panel?
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

That’s probably exactly what happened.

Anyway, I’m glad you reposted. This is a good point that people need to remember.

saltnotsugar , to memes in spookyyyy

Let’s get some good camera shaking going, turn on the night vision, and run out of the room randomly.

radioactiveradio ,

And make sure to only see the ghost when the camera turns and make it disappear when the camera points back at it.

Something_Complex , to cat in Get well soon, kitty!

Do cats fight in groups? Like if there is a cat intruder in your house and you have 2 cats.

Are they going to fight side by side or only one of them is going to face the intruder cat?

lol3droflxp ,
@lol3droflxp@kbin.social avatar

I think that depends on how they view the house as their territory

prettybunnys ,

When my neighbors cat enters the backyard my two cats suddenly turn into a crime fighting duo, even the dog gets in on the action, it’s all paws on deck against the intruder.

The rest of the time they’re all vying for control of their piece of the house.

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Guess they hate the neighbor cat more than they hate each other,

prettybunnys ,

A true family

RedAggroBest ,

Or the Holy Roman Empire

PixxlMan ,

Or ancient Greece

RedAggroBest ,

I feel like they liked each other a bit more than that. A bit more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

DaCookeyMonsta ,

Sounds more like the 5 families than crime fighters.

PsychedSy ,

If my mom’s dog starts shit with the younger cat, the older one will lose his shit and attack the dog.

Worx ,

We had two cats who wouldn’t be in the same room as each other without hissing, but they teamed up to trap a neighbour’s cat under my car one night.

creditCrazy ,
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They do infact team up hell my cat army of 4 even protects their weaker friends I really don’t know why my nabors cat continues to come into my lawn when he gets ganged up on by 3 of my 4 cats

ellabee ,

when we had a lot of cats and the occasional intruder cat, “duels” between one of ours and one intruder were most common. meet on neutral territory, hurl insults, maybe there’s an attack but maybe not. and only after sufficient insults.

this was a specifically male behavior, too. we got a young female cat, and the 2 older males were horrified when she came and jumped their opponent. she was very no holds barred, get off my lawn, don’t mess with my guys. a different time, a different young female cat was equally willing to jump in swinging claws and skip the insults.

typically the other male cats would be hanging around, observing and jumping in only if things moved from neutral ground to their territory.

lolcatnip ,

When my roommate’s dog chases my roommate’s cat, my cat jumps in to defend him.

jordanlund , to cat in WHO WOULGE
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

I read it twice and I still don’t get what they’re trying to say…

moog ,

Who woulge? “Dinner” it is my cat.

problematicPanther ,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

It looks like crappy speech to text trying to decipher a thick southern accent from someone chewing on tobacco.

airbreather ,
m3t00 , to lemmyshitpost in You are my sunshine
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Emerald ,

That’s just animal abuse.

davel , to programmerhumor in report abuse
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

Pet peeve: coworkers who don’t understand that Slack, like email, is an asynchronous conversation.

ultratiem ,
@ultratiem@lemmy.ca avatar

Pet peeve: coworkers that don’t make use of Slack’s in-depth scheduling features to mute messages or requests outside of work hours. I should be able to send you shit at 5am. Whether you’re notified that second or at 9am the following work day is a you problem 🥶

davel ,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

These are straight-up 📠.

dan ,

My colleagues having a chat about their favourite tv shows in the operations channel at 7am have entered the chat.

davel ,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

No @here, @channel, or @$USERNAME, no response.

ultratiem ,
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Real pet peeve: people that abuse @here and @channel

davel ,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

People who misuse @channel face The Wheel. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHjHXpFiegA

And by misuse, I mean use it for any other reason than SEV0 & SEV1 incidents or an office fire.

Eczpurt , to memes in Take back the memes!

Seize the memes of production!

StalksEveryone , to memes in It was all Hamas
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

at least understand humor if you’re gonna waste your time making memes

bojaber OP ,
@bojaber@lemmy.ml avatar

Lol who made you the meme police?

Rambi , to memes in She helps when I cook.

Every time I’m holding something and my dog thinks it’s food I let her smell it and then she’s like “oh ok I’m not interested then”

XTornado , to memes in Even my mom is a better pirate.
HurlingDurling ,

Was expecting jack sparrow but this is much much better

InputZero ,

Do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate.

Che_Donkey , to memes in Oh hi there
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backhdlp , to memes in ain't got no rizz
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KpntAutismus ,

💀

Rubanski ,

I wish I forgor 💀

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