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Mothra , to memes in you've been warned
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Holy canoli, not only it’s beef stroganoff- it’s stock photo beef stroganoff!

eezeebee ,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

I heard that if you take even one bite, you won’t poop for 3 days

Masimatutu ,

Bet it also contains beans and sturgeon

Edit: Bean Störganoff

RQG ,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

beef stockanoff

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

What is this? A crossover episode?

getoffthedrugsdude OP ,
EmpathicVagrant ,

Just needs a side of beans and it would be perfect for a 3 day trip

Seraph , to memes in An industry shouldn't have multiple human rights watch reports about working conditions
@Seraph@kbin.social avatar

While screwing our climate via lobbying.

ddkman , to linux in What feature are you dying for to come to your DE - Linux?

Basically competent support for hardware for laptops newer than 2014. Proper thunderbolt, displaylink, trackpad, fingerprint reader, facial rec support.

Senseless ,

tbf more often than not displaylink just sucks, no matter the OS.

intelisense ,

My company insists on buying these shitty Dell DisplayLink docking stations. They suck so hard they are just a stupid expensive 90W charger. Even OS X users hate them. The frustrating thing is, these things were supposed to allow us to plug our laptop in anywhere and get two working screens, keyboard and charging. The only bit that works reliably is the keyboard and mouse.

intelisense ,

There is a driver for it, but it bricks my OpenSuSE and stresses the CPU so much on OS X that it’s literally unusable.

lud ,

I wonder why Displaylink still gets used when DP alt mode has existed for many years now.

We used Dell WD19 docks and they worked well enough. A bit buggy sometimes but a firmware update usually fixed it.

Jas91a ,

Really? I find displaylink awesome I alternatively use ChromeOS, Linux and windows with no issues even gameing on windows (lowers the FPS but fine for my abilities)

Curious what HW you are using I have a couple of different Dell DL models

Linux on displaylink was iffy but it has been great the last few years.

ddkman ,

Yes however on windows and mac displaylink “sucks” on linux it is practically unusable. I do agree Dlink sucks, but modern laptops have no alternatives to speak of.

superguy ,

That’s fair.

I’m glad I don’t rely on any of that, personally. Aside from the trackpad, which works as it should.

taanegl ,

You want open firmware, so this is not a DE problem.

vox ,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

trackpads work fine on Wayland or wirh xinput2

danielton ,

I wish Wayland had support for multi-finger gestures. I know my System76 laptop’s trackpad supports them on Windows, but Windows is trash. I use them all the time on my Mac, but I just use a mouse on Linux.

vox , (edited )
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

wdym, gnome and kde have 1:1 3/4 finger gestures and smooth scrolling.
ONLY under Wayland

danielton ,

I’m using the latest Plasma on Wayland on Arch and NONE of those gestures work!!

I am NOT using x11!!

vox , (edited )
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

something must be broken then.
thy work perfectly on both my 8 year old asus laptop and a new dell model from 2021

danielton ,

I have a System76 Kudu from 2018. I won’t buy anything from them again, honestly. It was overpriced for what it was, and the screen is awful. And it still has features that only work on Windows 10. Not at all what I expected from a company that claims to be Linux-first.

vox ,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

afaik tuxedo laptops are great… but I don’t own any (and don’t need a new laptop rn) so idk
also maybe you need a legacy driver for your touchpad like xf86 synaptics

danielton ,

Yet another Linux-first OEM that sells nvidia’s garbage. No thanks.

skooma_king , to memes in dark tower deck supremacy

Team dark castle

Bahnd , to lemmyshitpost in Do not.

Is noone going to comment on how someone trained a bunch of animals to help with cleaning? They were more than an employee, they were a Disney Princess!

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar
bighatchester , to memes in This is the way

Just the other day I had my year in review . My couch went over how much I improved and the great job I’m doing and for all that I get a raise for $0 . Meanwhile my rent , car insurance and grocery bill has increased alot . Hopefully one of the jobs I applied for today get back to me soon .

ignotum ,

To be fair, i don’t think your couch is in a position to be giving out raises

isVeryLoud ,

You never know, it could be one of those rising recliners!

herrherrmann ,

A great comeback, thank you.

bighatchester ,

Lol typo

InputZero ,

I’m glad that you didn’t edit it, that’s hilarious.

SnowBunting ,

Good luck. You can do it.

Uncle_Iroh , to memes in Celebrating my release...

Boomer meme

wowwoweowza OP ,

Gen X but guilty as charged. How many boomers are making the transition to the Fediverse?

Bassman1805 ,

I’d say solidly GenZ. Thinking that everybody else is stuck in the vortex of lies but you have now broken free by [doing something only marginally different]. The kind of idealism you see in youth. Fediverse apps help with some of the problems we see in other social media, but ultimately it’s a new diet, same shit.

itsralC ,

Ironically Plato takes this into account in his allegory. There are lots of levels to “knowledge” (which he equated with goodness); we could be in the same spot just with our heads turned, or right behind the wall, or outside the cave but looking at the reflections in the water. And in each stage everyone believes they’re right and that they know the truth (except maybe in the last one). Honestly I think with fedi we just managed to turn our heads.

joenforcer ,

We did. Keep in mind that the explosion of growth on Lemmy is mostly made up of people that lost their apps due to the API rule changes, the ones that were opinionated and engaged enough to be selecting a 3rd party solution. So, Lemmy just got bombed with the loudest and most self-righteous of reddit users that now loudly circlejerk about how much better Lemmy is. In reality, all we have is a less diverse crowd of really loud people. Same shit, different platform.

wowwoweowza OP ,

Reddit is about cynicism— Fediverse is about progress. Optimism.

I’m a later comer here I think but I know everyone here met a great deal of disappointment in the redddit collapse.

What if we rebuild together — something that lives up to the possibilities?

Bassman1805 ,

You sound like the CEO at my old company 🤣

Fediverse makes improvements on existing social media formats, but there are so many issues inherent to online social media that cannot be fixed by slightly changing the format.

Short-term, consequence-free interaction with strangers is not a substitute for actual social interaction, but it’s become one of the default modes of socialization in the modern world. It’s a bell that can’t be un-rung, but moving from reddit to lemmy isn’t going to mute it in any significant way either.

wowwoweowza OP ,

We are in complete agreement about the “value” of social media — very little. The real value as you imply is in-person humans making kind conversation in physical environments. Let’s do that.

I’m really only here because I want to participate in the fall of Reddit — but just moments ago I was having a coffee with five close face to face friends — that’s where it’s really happening.

NorthWestWind ,
@NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

More like someone just started their philosophy course

JohnDClay ,

Way before that. What’s the generation for 400bc called?

Uncle_Iroh ,

a a aa aa AA AAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAA

dylanTheDeveloper , to lemmyshitpost in i have bad news ..
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Y’all live in the CUMZONE while I live in the CANT (China Australia New Zealand Tasmania) zone

BleatingZombie ,

Me sitting here horrified about the inevitable “Pangaea Proxima” forcing us all to live in the CANTCUM-zone

VikingHippie ,

Meanwhile, Scandinavia is just the DNS zone, I guess? 🤷

raubarno ,

Norway, Sweden, Finland: NSF (a.k.a. Not safe for)

Napain OP ,

(NSFD) Norway, Sweden, Finland, Denmark (not safe for Denmark)

VikingHippie ,

I’ll allow the inclusion of Finland and the exclusion of my native Denmark this one time because that’s EXCELLENT 😄

owatnext ,

Depends on your outlook. Tassie is a part of Oz, so you live in the CAN zone! (=

coaxil ,

Tasmania is fake!

balderdash9 , to memes in I don't pay my family to hang out with me and do me favors 8h a day.

Family that doesn’t want to give you overtime pay, paternity leave, two-week notice before termination, etc., etc.

Imgonnatrythis ,

TbF, my family totally wouldn’t want to do any of that either

lugal ,

“Now that I birthed a child, I need paternity leave from my family. I spent that time with my chosen family at work. Can you look after my baby in the meantime?”

“That’s a reason for me to break up. Here is my 2 weeks notice.”

Broken_Monitor , to memes in That's when the monsters came.

I feel old saying this but I think its dumb to put the “Nobody: _____”. Crop that and this meme works just as well, and IMO a whole lot better.

Schnitzel_bub OP ,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

“nobody:” indicates that in the kid’s perception, the split up was out of the blue. The “nobody:” formulation indicates a moment of initial silence, or of everything being fine. The contrast of initial silence/everything seeming ok, and a dramatic break up of one’s parents adds an extra layer of drama and comedy to the situation. It serves a purpose.

Cheesus ,

What I don’t get, is why wouldn’t it be everybody? Everybody was silent like everything this is normal

I do appreciate the explanation

4am ,

It’s funnier to imagine it like “nobody said anything” or “nobody said nothing”, it kind of implies a casual delivery, it answers a question of how it all started

saltesc ,

Felt like it. In sixth grade, some kid was getting bullied for their parents splitting. The teacher asked everyone with separated parents to raise their hands and more than half the class did.

That kid with their weird family still being all together and stuff.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Useless nobody for real.

Nelots ,
flossdaily , to lemmyshitpost in Night owls and early birds

Sure, but night owls have more fun.

bassomitron ,

More fun or more regrets? Both. The answer is probably both. (Spoken from a night owl forced to transition to early as fuck morning life)

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

How have you coped?

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I would guess “coffee.”

name_NULL111653 ,

Monster is the way. Monster is life.

Spliffman1 ,
@Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

Sad to say after a while coffee tolerance rises dramatically. Coffee tolerance is real

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Somehow, my body became coffee intolerant. I would drink espresso all the time as a teen and then, one day, any kind or amount of coffee would just give me super severe stomach cramps. Like debilitatingly painful. So I don’t drink coffee no more. And it’s not the sugar or the caffeine, either; soda doesn’t do this to me. Just coffee. Which sucks, because I like coffee.

Spliffman1 ,
@Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

That is fucking terrible, I love coffee too, that would be hard to deal with for me

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I haven’t

Rootiest ,

“poorly.”

ShittyRedditWasBetter ,

Yeah, playing video games and drinking all night sounds totally healthy!

keeeener ,

An introverts wet dream 👌

Honytawk ,

Healthier than a night owl being forced to wake up early, yes.

ShittyRedditWasBetter ,

Yeah I bet being a drunk is 100% healthier than not getting enough sleep 🙄

Nikki ,
@Nikki@lemmy.world avatar

you sound fun at parties

ShittyRedditWasBetter ,

I’m a blast. I’m just not going to convince myself it’s healthy.

Mindfury , to memes in A moment of appreciation for a man who is undoubtedly the world's most successful promoter of Lemmy and the fediverse
@Mindfury@hexbear.net avatar

reminder that this dweeb saw himself as a slavemaster in a post-collapse future

jackpot ,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

what?

Hadriscus ,

really ?

Mindfury ,
@Mindfury@hexbear.net avatar

"I also have this somewhat egotistical view that I’m a pretty good leader. I will probably be in charge, or at least not a slave, when push comes to shove.”

From “Doomsday Prep for the Super-Rich” in The New Yorker

emilygage ,
@emilygage@lemmy.ml avatar

That sure is something. Jesus Christ.

keepcarrot ,

Never seen a picture of him, I think I could wrestle a can of soup off him

halfpipe ,

lol, the post-collapse Zoomer warlords would cook and eat him

BudgetBandit ,

He definitely got Uni-Reverse-Carded.

Anonymousllama , to memes in A moment of appreciation for a man who is undoubtedly the world's most successful promoter of Lemmy and the fediverse

Never forget that this cunt took the best parts of Reddit from us, cheers for that mate

FuckyWucky , to memes in Not sure how the girl's skin tone is relevant, but apart from that...
pjhenry1216 ,

Income share isn't actually a good indicator of anything on its own. One would at the very least need to provide some sort of inflation chart and some sort of equivalent to a consumer price index. Like, it wouldn't mean much if they all had the same income if that income couldn't buy bread for example. not saying that was or was not the case, just using an example of how the given charts are meaningless on their own. That you provided them without even trying to provide context means you're unaware of this and are ignorant to the issue or you're actively misleading people.

SadSadSatellite , to lemmyshitpost in Yeah but nah but yeah

Just give a quick “oh, thank you” in a pleasant, surprised tone. Comes off as gracious, but not conceited. Unless it’s something you can’t help, then it’s more charming if you act like it’s a skill in a cheeky way. I.e “wow you’re tall”

“Thanks I’ve been working on it”

It’s worth noting, you’ll come off as more awkward if you try to fire back a compliment yourself. It came organically to them, and isn’t necessary to mirror, unless you feel like they’re fishing.

Tobin ,
@Tobin@lemmy.world avatar

That was really well said!

arudesalad ,

The “talking to people tutorial”

Part 1 in @SadSadSatellite new book series

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