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CareHare , to memes in Breakfasts from around the world!

Common misconception, but the towel dipped in mayonaise (often paired with a well aged Trapist) is very typical for a Belgian breakfast, not the Germans.

greyscale ,
@greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Duolingo keeps beating me up about trapist beer, the gravensteen being older than the atomium and red devils loving stew and sprouts

HurlingDurling ,

Also it’s a 98 Daewoo Tico, not a Focus

yogthos , to memes in 🙃😵💀
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

I see they moved on from telling us not to have avocado to toast to just not have any toast.

Naz ,

One more step and they’ll move onto what they actually want us to do.

Dirk , to memes in 🙃😵💀
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

If you don’t have enough money for bread, buy cake instead!

gornar ,
@gornar@lemmy.world avatar

Great advice with almost no historical downsides, probably!

saltesc , to memes in Priorities!

Damn. This comment section…

Reddit left a lot of y’all really insecure and easily triggered. Anyone would think OP threatened your mother’s life or something.

🥤🪑🍿

xrun_detected , to linux in Why does Nvidia hate linux?

nvidia has always been hostile to open source, as far back as i can remember.

back when nvidia bought 3dfx they took down the source code for the open 3dfx drivers within days, if not on the same day. i remember because i had just gotten myself a sweet voodoo 5 some weeks before that, and the great linux support was the reason i chose it… of course the driver code survived elsewhere, but it told me all i needed to know about that company.

also: linus’ rant wasn’t just a fun stunt, it was necessary to get nvidia to properly cooperate with the open source community if they want to keep making money running linux on their hardware.

oxjox , to technology in Twitter’s new X logo wasn’t made by an in-house designer. It’s from an old podcast
@oxjox@lemmy.ml avatar

I was just thinking about all the websites that have the Facebook logo, the Instagram logo, and the Twitter logo on their pages. That’s just supposed to be an X now?

CYCLR ,

Yes, but it should be pretty easy to add since it’s just an unicode character

ThaNook ,

cant wait to have that on my keyboard!

actually that’s some nice merch idea

asexualchangeling ,

If it wasn’t associated with the muskrat now it might make a nice escape key

Denalduh ,

I think you mean 𝕏cape key.

DragonAce , to futurama in dictionary.com represent

Actually no. That quote is from the bible.

Zapp’s quote is “The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.”

betterdeadthanreddit ,

Where do you think the bible got it from?

StarManta ,

The original Klingon of course

betterdeadthanreddit ,

The King James Tiberius Kirk Version is a better translation than most. Even keeps the line about beating bat’leths into ploughshares with the original context to show it as a shameful act.

hypnotoad__ OP ,
@hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah I know it’s not perfect mr buzzkill, trying to have some fun in here!

StarManta ,

It’s not that you misquoted a line or something like that. The dictionary quote is an extremely well known saying that originated in the Bible. Zapp’s line in futurama is literally parodying that saying. By thinking the dictionary is in any way referencing the Futurama scene, you have revealed that you didn’t even get the joke in the first place.

NikkiDimes ,

I’d say it’s fairly clear Matthew was just a time traveling Futurama fan and hypnotoad had it right all along.

herpderpedia ,

It’s also not dictionary.com. It’s very clearly Merriam-Webster. OP got nothing correct.

hypnotoad__ OP ,
@hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml avatar

Wahhhh

Tolookah , to programmerhumor in Programming Languages

C or c++ should be the one in the back, pointing at things…

ohlaph ,

Absolutely…

lowleveldata , to programmerhumor in No context validation

17.141592653 it is then

1Fuji2Taka3Nasubi ,

User with this age already grew up as soon as you press submit

ArtVandelay ,
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

Database stores as INT though, so you’re still fucked

derpo ,

Str(fuck)

CanadaPlus ,

Int you say? -17 it is. In Benjamin Button years.

Come to think of it, unsigned char is probably the best hardware data type for an age, if we assume nobody’s going to cure aging completely.

master ,
@master@lem.serkozh.me avatar

ok, my age is NULL

Maggoty , to til in TIL lemmy.ml is a pro-authoritarian CCP shill instance

Those devs have also pointed out that the Fediverse and Lemmy make it possible for you to have an instance with the exact opposite position. And there’s nothing they can do about it.

This really isn’t the scandal people want it to be. Except maybe reddit employees?

astral_avocado OP ,
@astral_avocado@lemmynsfw.com avatar

I get that of course, but a lot of people are going to be put off that the main dev is a genocide denier, there’s no way around that. I’ve seen mastodon posts of activists specifically telling people to not use Lemmy for that reason. In fact it’s equivalent to the attitude I see around here of people saying we need to silence fascists at all costs. They just see it as a scarlet mark on the whole endeavor.

We need a way to answer that while making people aware Lemmy is designed so that it doesn’t matter.

I recognize my post didn’t really convey that. I dunno, I’m not terribly charismatic.

PutangInaMo ,

This may be a bad take but… with all the evil the Nazis caused, we gladly took their science and scientists after we beat the shit out of them.

astral_avocado OP ,
@astral_avocado@lemmynsfw.com avatar

40s-50s was a wild time

BaumGeist , to linux in What is it with r/pcmasterrace and anti-Linuxism?

Might seem a little far-fetched, but i’m going to go out on a limb here and say that the community that basically worships conspicuous consumption of electronics with complete disregard for e-waste and electrical consumption in support of being a better gamer, a consumer identity fabricated by marketing companies, and have thus turned it into an implicit contest might not be interested in practicality, liberty, nor freely available goods unless they’re the most visually appealing

m13 , to asklemmy in Why are many men growing beards again ?

Beards are where the Communism is stored. As the ruling class become richer and more obscene, class consciousness grows amongst the working class. Hence, beards.

intensely_human ,

I’ve got mine almost completely colonized with psychedelic mycelium!

ForgottenUsername , to linuxmemes in I'd like to interject for a moment.

Windows online for 2 days and 15 hours without crashing or having to reboot for an update.

Clearly Photoshop’d. 🤣

caustictrap ,

My jellyfin server is on windows 11. It is stable for now. The day it crashes i will switch to linux.

ccdfa ,

Bruh

meekah ,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

I hate windows as much as the next linux user but I have to admit windows has been very stable for me despite having uptimes in the months with my work laptop.

ForgottenUsername ,

Your preaching to the wrong crowd.

No Linux user is gonna go “perhaps your right, I should switch to windows for its stability”

You’ve had your work laptop run well for a few months with your on off daily usage. I’m sure there’s many ppl here with various distros running for years without a single reboot.

Personally I have one running as a mediaserver that hasn’t been offline in two years, and I’m sure that that’s young in this forum.

meekah ,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t expect anyone to switch to windows, I’m just saying this myth about windows being unstable does not align with my experiences at all. I haven’t even seen a blue screen since windows 7. All the weird behavior I encountered was fixed by replacing hardware, and without reinstalling windows. Sure, linux might run even longer without rebooting, but saying windows can’t go past 2 days is just a gross exaggeration.

ForgottenUsername ,

I literally turned on my work laptop yesterday and it blue screened on boot. (Win10). Didn’t even get an uptime of 5 minutes. Its not a myth that windows is unstable (in comparison with Linux and macOS).

And B. Take a joke, clearly my initial post is taking the piss. Windows is less stable than Linux, simply a fact. Hence the comment so people can have a laugh.

SuperSpruce , to memes in Americans be like

There’s a key difference: One is based on just your financial history, only on the numbers. The other is based on everything you do all the time, which is way way way more privacy invasive.

bountygiver ,

with the amount of information sharing between all the large corps, they are likely to be more similar than you think.

SuperSpruce ,

But does the corporate data collection factor into your FICO score? Unless there’s some new scary development I’m not aware of, the FICO score is only based on the following: length and number of accounts, revolving utilization, if payments are on time, and the loans you have made (based on the size and frequency of them).

jubilationtcornpone ,

Don’t give them any ideas.

cypherpunks ,
@cypherpunks@lemmy.ml avatar

FICO is just one of a multitude of scoring systems which impact people’s lives in the US today.

en.wikipedia.org/…/Criticism_of_credit_scoring_sy…

You and your friends’ social media activity, among numerous other things, can absolutely affect your ability to get a loan, a job, a rental contract, etc.

SuperSpruce ,

If that holds true, then it really is no better than China’s social credit system. Somebody needs to regulate this monster before it eats us all.

BeamBrain ,
@BeamBrain@hexbear.net avatar

If you know so little about your own country’s credit scoring system, you shouldn’t speak so confidently about one on the other side of the world.

TC_209 ,
FiniteBanjo ,

When you’re rejected for a loan by a bank in the USA you’re entitled by law to know the reason. If your credit is good, your job is stable, and you’ve got no history of finance-related crime then you won’t be denied a loan. If you’re denied a loan because of the type of porn you browsed or some shit you said on Twitter, then that’s grounds for a discrimination lawsuit.

cypherpunks ,
@cypherpunks@lemmy.ml avatar
FiniteBanjo ,

When you get your credit report, there is a statistical breakdown of your score and all of the sources on the report. So, if there is something as stupid as a social media adjustment, you can contest that.

cypherpunks ,
@cypherpunks@lemmy.ml avatar

Tell me you didn’t click either link in my comment without telling me you didn’t click either link

FiniteBanjo ,

I wouldn’t click that link in a thousand years, you rube.

cypherpunks ,
@cypherpunks@lemmy.ml avatar

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  • FiniteBanjo ,

    If I clicked every link sent to me by some CCP cuck on lemmy I’d be reading for the next 87 years straight and none of my questions would be answered.

    If you can argue my point then do so, if you can’t then stfu. I made a pretty simple statement, now you have the opportunity to retort. Everything impacting your credit score is listed directly on your credit report, and you can contest these entries.

    OurToothbrush ,

    Another key difference is one is aimed at executives and businesses and the other is aimed at everyone

    TC_209 , (edited )

    China’s Orwellian Social Credit Score Isn’t Real

    Edit: I can’t respond to replies from the deeply unserious users of the cowardly instances that have defederated from HB, nor those instances so filled with liberalism and foolishness (but I repeat myself) that we had no choice but to defederate from them. Go read a book.

    FiniteBanjo ,

    It is real, it was first put into use in 2014 with a six year plan to make it fully operational, but it’s never reached that point. It not being as big as the CCP intended doesn’t make it not real, it’s still in use right now.

    aport , to linux in a git cheat sheet - Julia Evans

    Reminder to read the official git book. It’s free and it’s useful. My dudes, stop pretending to understand your tools and actually learn them.

    catloaf ,
    drwho ,
    @drwho@beehaw.org avatar

    Madness!

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