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joyjoy , to memes in The only thing this story misses is an eagle somewhere

The story implies she shot herself. Fat kills.

Eheran ,

Indeed. What is up with that?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

The person you are most likely to kill with your guns is yourself.

SkyezOpen ,

Not if I kill that bastard first!

DragonTypeWyvern ,

That’ll teach him to ruin my life!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

The only thing that can stop a bad self with a gun is a good self with a gun.

joyjoy ,

My ego won’t let me.

balderdash9 ,

Shit, had to delete my comment because you posted this first. Fucking hell https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/d57c858f-d5f3-4679-b52b-56fabeda8517.webp

balderdash9 ,

Gun’s dont kill people. Sentient fat rolls kill people. Stay away from food kids

theFibonacciEffect ,

Stay away from wheat and wheat byproducts

HornyOnMain ,
@HornyOnMain@hexbear.net avatar

iirc she left the safety off and it went off accidentally and grazed her as well as someone else

pastermil , to memes in I heard there will be a fediverse messenger.

You had the chance to nail a Whatsapp joke, and you failed.

Samsy OP ,

As intended.

ken27238 ,
@ken27238@lemmy.ml avatar

Because it wasn’t a WhatsApp joke?

irmoz ,

Yeah bit it easily could have been, plus WhatsApp is owned by the Zuck

NegativeLookBehind , to memes in I heard there will be a fediverse messenger.
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

I TOO LIKE TO ENGAGE IN HUMAN INTERACTION SUCH AS CONVERSATION AND HUMOR. GRANT ME ENTRY TO YOUR DOMICILE OR I SHALL ENTER FORCEFULLY IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY WITHIN 64,000 MILLISECONDS

CrabAndBroom ,

PLEASED TO MEET YOU FELLOW NORMAL HUMAN LET’S ENGAGE IN NATURAL DIALOGUE I WILL START WHAT’S YOUR SOCIAL INSURANCE NUMBER

THAT WAS A JOKE BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE YOUR SOCIAL INSURANCE NUMBER NOW I HAVE USED HUMOUR TO LOWER YOUR SOCIAL DEFENSES PLEASE LET ME SEE YOUR DNA WE ARE FRIENDS

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

MY SENSORS HAVE INDICATED THAT YOU ARE OF SUITABLE AGE FOR HUMAN MATING RITUALS. PLEASE EVALUATE MY HUMAN INSEMINATION SHAFT AND DECIDE IF IT IS DESIRABLE TO YOU.

YOU HAVE 32,000 MILLISECONDS TO COMPLY.

MrBakedBeansOnToast ,

I CALCULATED THERE IS A NON-ZERO CHANCE OF YOUR ATTEMPT OF INSEMINATION TO SUCCEED.

TO ADVANCE THE HUMAN SPECIES SCIENTIFICALLY THE INSEMINATION SHOULD BE RECORDED AUDIO-VISUALLY AND ADDED TO THE NEURAL NET.

exododo , to memes in I heard there will be a fediverse messenger.

Advantages/differences over matrix.org chat?

Samsy OP ,

Usable with every fedi account.

gamey ,
@gamey@feddit.rocks avatar

Taht’s OAuth and can be used for Matrix with various providers too!

exododo ,

Then it looks quite redundant. Do you have any link on how to access matrix with a fedi user?

gamey ,
@gamey@feddit.rocks avatar

You don’t access any Fediverse project with the same user and I never claimed there is a Fediverse service that Matrix has a OAuth option for, just that it’s just OAuth and can be implemented easily to basically everything, there are no shared accounts between Fediverse services and there are barly any Fediverse projects with OAuth implementations between each other ether, Pixelfed recently added Mastodon OAuth but even that’s a relatively new feature.

exododo ,

Ok, thanks for the clarification.

smileyhead ,

And then people will send you DMs on Fediverse even if you don’t use it for chat.

gamey ,
@gamey@feddit.rocks avatar

Well, the obvious dissatvantages are that Activipub isn’t made for chat applications and doesn’t support proper encryption yet (heavily WIP but veey far from implemented)

Roundcat , to memes in I heard there will be a fediverse messenger.
@Roundcat@kbin.social avatar
PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/watch?v=7FnUldr1Xxc

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

DigitalTraveler42 , to memes in I heard there will be a fediverse messenger.

It would be nice to have something Fedi to replace Signal, now that Signal dropped SMS support and seem to be trying to become the next WhatsApp/Discord.

MentalEdge ,
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

There’s matrix, but I agree making fedi DMs actually good would be nice.

anarchrist , (edited )

If you’re looking for the lemmy model of open source software on federated servers and you only have to trust the server admin, you’re looking for Matrix. If you want to try something newer and more trustless, check out SimpleX!

E: spellkng

jelloeater85 ,
@jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

I have it on my phone! Seems neat for totally anon chats.

Samsy OP ,

Did you talk to someone else on it?

jelloeater85 ,
@jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

I mean, I would if I knew anyone that wanted to chat on it. TBH Telegram is good enough for me privacy wise. Signal if your paranoid. Discord is public chat in my mind. Slack for getting stuff done at work. Matrix / Element if I feel like going back to IRC level weirdness.

sunbytes ,

Isn’t it just supposed to be a secure/private version of WhatsApp?

What are they doing that is bad?

DigitalTraveler42 ,

Dropping SMS support made it almost completely unusable with most of my contacts, but also they’re trying to become a social media company, as if we needed another one of those.

RaivoKulli ,

SMS

What is this, the stone age?

The_Picard_Maneuver , to memes in I heard there will be a fediverse messenger.
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Wait really?

Samsy OP ,
atocci ,
@atocci@kbin.social avatar

What's the benefit of this? I thought content on the fediverse was public by nature.

Samsy OP ,

Idk. Its fediverse, let’s make everything OpenSource and decentralized.

✅ reddit ✅ twitter ✅ facebook ✅ Instagram ❌ eBay ❌ amazon ❌ WhatsApp

atocci ,
@atocci@kbin.social avatar

I don't understand how most of this works I suppose, but I remember reading one of the problems with DMs in Mastodon and Lemmy is that they aren't actually private due to the way federation works, so I wonder how encryption is going to work in Sup.

MrBakedBeansOnToast ,

What’s the federated versions of Facebook and Instagram?

MargotRobbie ,

Friendica and Pixelfed, respectively.

Samsy OP ,

and Hubzilla

Shatur ,
@Shatur@lemmy.ml avatar

We have Matrix for WhatsApp. It’s quite mature.

QuentinCallaghan , to memes in I heard there will be a fediverse messenger.
@QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz avatar

Quickly, give him a CAPTCHA to read!

Samsy OP ,
TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Anyone can be a bus if they really, really want to. Don't vehicle-shame.

Fester ,

“Select all squares where a human might place a bottle of barbecue sauce”

scottmeme ,

selects every square

RaivoKulli ,

I get a kick out of it when I get a dumbass captcha like that and the stupid fucking robot tells me I did it wrong. Like, the whole point is that I know how to answer them and you don’t.

roon ,
@roon@lemmy.ml avatar

This image broken for anyone else?


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</span>

Edit: okay, I think lemmy.ml is down when posting this

wabafee ,

This car looks bussin

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Meta uses LLaMA AI.

It hurt itself in its confusion.

baronvonj , to memes in I heard there will be a fediverse messenger.
@baronvonj@lemmy.world avatar

Did you say Sup?

Cleverdawny , to memes in I heard there will be a fediverse messenger.

Isn’t that just IRC

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

Nope, because you cannot connect with accounts from a different network.

XMPP is pretty much federated without advertising it as being federated. This is just how it works.

Orbituary ,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

Remember when gchat was XMPP then Google fucked that right up?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Albbi ,

I loved Trillian for being a messaging app that just integrated gchat, msn, ICQ, etc. I miss a unified messenger so much. I think it died when SMS became mainstream.

Samsy OP ,

Beeper?

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

Pidgin?

Orbituary ,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

That was my choice. I still have my purple config files with my chat history. Pointless now, but whatever.

I had ICQ, Aim, gchat, and yahoo all in one client. Those were the days.

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

Remember when Facebook had an XMPP bridge to their messenger?

Cleverdawny ,

Good to know, thanks

Elon_Musk , to memes in perfection
@Elon_Musk@hexbear.net avatar

You may not like it, but my many many partners love it!

reverendsteveii , to memes in perfection

E-lon feet pics when??!!

Elon_Musk ,
@Elon_Musk@hexbear.net avatar

Looking into it

reverendsteveii ,

It’ll likely take a complex arrangement of mirrors for you to actually see them, but I assure you they’re down there somewhere

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Man, you emulate his style shockingly well

Archlinuxforever ,
@Archlinuxforever@lemmy.3cm.us avatar

This is the first time on this platform that I am glad to see a hexbear user.

rockerface , to memes in perfection

『HEAVY WEATHER』

pinkdrunkenelephants , to memes in Next level

Yeah, becoming unacceptable is a good way to open yourself up to violence, abuse and corruption of the legal system itself just to get rid of you. Becoming unacceptable opens yourself up to getting killed for no good reason. The people around you have the power to collectively decide you need to go, and to remove you, at any time and for any reason, and they will subvert their own laws to do it… remember the lockdowns if you don’t believe me.

I don’t care if it’s hypocritical of me to say. It’s the truth. People are no-good monsters to be feared specifically for that reason.

redempt ,

maybe you’re taking it too literally

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

Perhaps. I have seen it happen literally way too may times myself to really be able to treat it as anything but. I take your point though.

Dkarma ,

“rEmEmBeR tHe lOcKdOwnZzzzz!1!1!1”

Yeah I remember when right wing assholes showed their true colors and refused to do the bare minimum like wear masks like the rest of us so in order to reduce the spread local government had to put in place common sense restrictions.

Conspiracy clowns who are afraid of a vaccine that’s already in millions of arms.

You’re not a hypocrite, just a sucker. You can fool some of the ppl all of the time and those ppl are usually right wing Americans.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

And I remember when left-wing assholes showed their true colors when they forced their families to stay isolated from each other, destroying everyone’s mental health, causing developmental delays in children, causing suicide, murder and domestic violence rates to skyrocket; completely fucking ignoring and dismissing the ADA and HIPAA; imprisoning people in their houses for years on end; cheering when people who opposed them died of covid; blatant mass censorship of their cruelty; massive police crackdowns where entire populations who protested were beaten down and the left cheered for the exact same cops and evil cop behavior they claim to hate; how the stupid fucking Australian government used the lockdowns as an excuse to empty out entire towns of Aborigine peoples to throw them in literal concentration camps out by Darwin while the left claims to care about racism; the complete lack of respect for human rights; and in general showing that the left is nothing but a bunch of emotional hypocrites just as the right frames them to be.

I remember the lockdowns well.

And dumbass people on the left think they can pretend none of it ever happened, but you can’t. The lockdowns’ effects are everywhere: the inflation spike we’ve all seen, the trillions of dollars corporations stole that would never have been possible without the lockdowns – trillions corporations are using to buy up all the houses and land imposing a new feudalism on the American people and denying them their right to home ownership, the deaths of despair that are still high and still happening, how schoolkids lost on average a third of a school year of learning and how kids born during covid are struggling to catch up.

And most importantly, how the dumb fuck left enabled the rise of the fucking alt-right into mainstream politics, justifying the right by supporting and defending something so insane, and now when you see Nazis marching down your streets and they laugh at, make fun of and dismiss you when you call them out on it. Who would take seriously your moral claims after you’ve done something so monstrous?

Honestly. You’re fucking horrific monsters. And you wonder why dumb fuck centrists call you out for being just as bad as the right. 🤦

Thanks for proving my point, though. Only if humanity really was mostly monstrous would your only refutation be about the lockdowns – and you defending monstrous behavior – instead of addressing my main claims in any real meaningful way.

You know you did wrong and you just don’t want to feel bad about it.

HikingVet ,

You know you can’t recover from death right?

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

You know you can’t use your fear of death to justify atrocities, right? Isn’t that what you believe, that some things are wrong regardless of the outcome? Isn’t that you tell rape victims when they demand justice or revenge when your system refuses to do anything about their attackers, or domestic violence victims when you imprison them for killing their abusers? You know, the same crimes you enabled and sent soaring through the roof because of your actions?

You think those dead victims benefitted from the lockdowns? You think their lives were a suitable sacrifice for yours? You think the right wing is going to take you seriously when you talk about life or death or justice, knowing what you did? You think they aren’t emboldened enough now after protesting you to kill millions of us? You think you didn’t just cause more to die in more obscene and brutal ways because you chose selfishness over righteousness? You think you have the right to subvert everything and everyone just to save yourself?

You really think that’s how morality works? Because let me tell you, it doesn’t.

HikingVet ,

You know you are goin full Qanon right?

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

You know that some people on the left also opposed the lockdowns and that it’s not and wasn’t all right wingers, don’t you? r/lockdowncriticalleft ring a bell?

Or do you think you can weasel your way out of taking responsibility for serious moral crimes against humanity as a whole with blatant shit smearing?

You understand what you did is wrong regardless of who is telling you, right? Even if I was some Trumptard dipshit, I would still be right, because the litany of horrific shit you pulled for the first two years of this decade is still wrong on its face. If it was them doing it, you’d have gone to war and attempted to overthrow the government over it.

Nice job proving that most humans are shit, though. That’s absolutely a move a shit human would pull.

HikingVet ,

Oh cool, so you are just slinging false accusations and alienating people who might be an ally, but because you have a grievance with people who aren’t ideologically lock step with you are they are somehow the scum of the earth.

Cheers fuckwad.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

Or maybe, just maybe, what you did was wrong and you’re too immature to own up to it.

Keep being shit, though. I’m sure that’s gonna inspire a lot of faith in humanity.

Redo11 , to programmerhumor in It gets worse the more you look at it

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