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HootinNHollerin , to memes in perfection
@HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works avatar

I feel seen and heard, bodywise

Killing_Spark , to memes in Pleae someone! What's the safe word !!!!

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Just gotta figure out how to pronounce Irish

lateraltwo ,

Welsh*

DragonTypeWyvern ,

You have to pronounce it with an Irish accent.

Tylerdurdon , to memes in perfection

It looks like when someone doesn’t understand how human proportions work and they design a zombie game. They tell themselves they will fix it in post but never get around to it, and it gets released that way.

Viking_Hippie , to memes in perfection

TIL that perfection is when you cut off Elon Musk’s nipple 😂

Gormadt , to memes in Next level
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Jokes on you, my relatives have said my existence is unacceptable for years due to my sexuality

riodoro1 ,

Jokes on them, its their existence that is unacceptable. The fucking planet tells us so.

HurlingDurling ,

I’m sorry to hear that. You’re existence is not unacceptable

Carion , (edited )
@Carion@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz avatar

Everything humans do is natural.

trafguy ,

I’ll have you know it’s perfectly unnatural when I invert my corporeal form to assimilate my terrified victims into the eldritch void where my soul used to be.

But in all seriousness, agreed. It’s not possible for something that’s part of nature to be unnatural. All behaviors are natural. Some behaviors pose a threat to the individual or society at large, and that’s the only case where any action should be considered, but only as a harm reduction strategy rather than punitive. An individual’s sexuality, gender identity, etc., definitely don’t qualify as dangerous.

MobileTechGuy OP ,

Jokes on your relatives, they’re unacceptable and have demonstrated a such

Gormadt ,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s why they got demoted from family to simply relatives

Family is the relationship, relatives are blood

Family doesn’t treat me like they did

Finally getting away and being able to be me was bliss.

It was like stepping into the dawn and feeling the sun hit your face after a long cold night. The shivers that go through your body as the cold leaves your body.

The shaking breaths as the fresh air hits your lungs.

And the sadness for others still stuck in the darkness. Those afraid that the new day will be as dark as the old night. Those who are trapped still unable to breathe the air of freedom.

And for them I still dip into the shadows, so that I may show them the light. For without someone showing me the light I would have never gone through the pain to step out for myself.

MobileTechGuy OP ,

Good for you.

I wish you well

SolarNialamide , to memes in Next level

Way ahead of you bud

anhkagi , to memes in perfection

You opened my eyes, I will finally get an account on X

Napain OP ,

oh no! don’t

Hyperreality ,

I have been reliably informed that X is going to give it to you, that they're tired of waiting for you to get it on your own, and that X is going to deliver to you.

n3m37h ,

So that is what DMX was actually a talking about all those years ago?

VikingHippie ,

We finally find out that his stage name is a prophetic reference to sliding into your DMs. If they work anymore, that is…

riodoro1 ,

He doesnt post pictures there, you need his onlyfans

anhkagi ,

Oh, that upsets my plans…

theKalash , to mildlyinfuriating in The Spotify Car Thing cost $100, but I can't use it anymore.

Wait, why would you buy that? Do you not have a phone?

menemen ,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t own one. But having real buttons is always an advatage for me when driving a car. I think my car can do everything the “Car Thing” did via the buttons on the steering wheel and the screen of the radio (or multimedia screen or whatever we call those nowadays), but if I had an car that can’t I might have been interested.

rostby , to memes in Next level

Nigger

aeternum ,

come on dude. we're all just trying to have a nice time here. and then you had to ruin it.

RIPandTERROR ,
@RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Catch cancer please

pinkdrunkenelephants ,
bernieecclestoned , (edited ) to memes in Next level

Is that a still from Let The Right One In?

bastian_5 , to memes in Next level

Yeah, I mean ok sure if that’s what you want me to do I guess…

okiloki , to memes in Pleae someone! What's the safe word !!!!

I’ve heard “My dad is a lawyer” works for some people, but YMMV

Jerrimu2 , to memes in Pleae someone! What's the safe word !!!!

We just say safe word, it’s fool proof. Or cacao

orclev , (edited ) to cat in Liar!

Strong What we do in the shadows “he never gets the faces right” vibes here.

hsl , to asklemmy in Is there a way to see why my account was temporarily banned on Lemmy World?
@hsl@wayfarershaven.eu avatar

This is more of a support question, related to using Lemmy. Please see the sidebar for a list of communities that offer support. Removing under rule #3.

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