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Clent , (edited ) to memes in QA does stuff

Are you guys getting paid to advertise this game?

Nothing but endless posts in the past 24 hours on something I’ve previously never heard about.

Edit: the down voted form gamers with hurt feelings. I was half joking. All these over sensitive comments. I hope the game is trash. I’m sure you all fork over cash anyway. It’s meme group not a gamer sub.

Kushia OP ,
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

Nah it’s just common to post memes about the same thing when things occur.

I actually don’t like the game that much.

Harrison ,

It can’t be that people are organically wanting to talk about a recently released triple A game by an old and relatively beloved game studio. They must be paid actors.

sundrei ,
@sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

In the grimdark future there can be no grass roots, only astroturf.

Jumper775 ,

I wish they were payed actors, I wanna get payed to spread misinformation about a video game. Seems like easy money to me.

FuntyMcCraiger ,

Something paid, something something nautical term

pjhenry1216 ,

I mean, just because you don't follow gaming news doesn't mean nothing happens in the gaming industry. And if you somehow didn't hear about this game that folks have been talking about for months as an extremely anticipated game, you clearly don't follow gaming news that closely.

Nitrate55 ,
@Nitrate55@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The game’s exclusive early access period for purchasers of the premium edition just released. Big name streamers are playing and streaming the game. Reviews are pouring out of every game review site. On top of all that, the general release is days away. Obviously, people are gonna be talking about it.

Clent ,

With all these down votes.

This is a meme group, I ask a question but because I didn’t add an /s, all the gamer bros jump all over me.

Same as it ever was.

kmkz_ninja ,

You asked a snarky ass question. Don’t be an idiot.

Clent ,

I have admitted as much.

If it’s so clearly snark, why the toxic gamers responses?

All the people calling me idiots, aka you are assholes.

This is fucking meme group, not totalseriousgamertalk.

Fragile egos.

kmkz_ninja ,

“Fragile egos”

From the guy complaining about downvotes.

Clent ,

What a clever response. I bet that make your ego feel nice.

Down votes at a measurable symptom of what I am describing.

kmkz_ninja ,

You’re being awful serious. This is a meme sub, not a serious one.

Clent ,

The clever thing isn’t working for you.

kmkz_ninja ,

Fortunately, it never has.

redcalcium ,

You might never heard of it but this game has been hyped for years. We got no Skyrim successor for 12 years because Bethesda was busy with starfield, so naturally people want to see if the wait is worth it.

ShittyRedditWasBetter ,

Then get out from under your rock? Starfield has been on the hype train for ages.

Clent ,

Wow. You are an asshole about me not paying attention to your hype train.

ShittyRedditWasBetter ,

I’m not even all that excited. I just don’t live under a rock 🤷‍♂️.

Chunk ,

We’re old mate. Hype trains don’t stop for people older than 22.

Clent ,

As am I.

Pity the toxic gamer culture doesn’t appear to recede with age.

More than half the responses are attacks on me personally for something I said in jest.

Before anyone accuses me of trolling or whatever. Realize this is a meme community, not a gamer community.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Idk how you’ve managed to not hear about it. Or see it. Shit I don’t even watch the videos and it’s all over my YouTube.

Chunk ,

Not everyone watches the same YouTube.

Currens_felis , to memes in QA does stuff

Anyone else seen the fallout 76 song it just works by the Chalkeaters?

library_napper , to technology in [OPINION] LinkedIn's new content strategy
@library_napper@monyet.cc avatar

You read thing on LinkedIn? Its just for posting bullshit corporate stuff anyway.

Franzia , to cat in Peak mankind

Dignity doesn’t pay the bills.

Cethin ,

Are you getting paid to pet cats? Where do I apply?

nosurprises ,

Pet cats until you find the one who will agree to pay your bills.

Otome-chan ,
@Otome-chan@kbin.social avatar

most cats will only pay for their share of the pet rent. if you can find a sugar kitty you're pretty lucky.

Nepenthe ,
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

Cat rent is a running joke in my household, because none of us honestly know where the fuck all the loose change is even coming from otherwise. She's such a thoughtful baby. That, or a little whore.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

My cat steals bras. All of ours, unfortunately because we could run a creepy internet used bra business. Not gonna sell our own bras are expensive.

Otome-chan ,
@Otome-chan@kbin.social avatar

My joke was about how some apartments charge you "pet rent" if you have a pet. Naturally, your cat needs to pay his own rent.

JackHandy , to memes in QA does stuff

You gotta do, what you gotta do.

empireOfLove , to memes in QA does stuff

this just in: actually spending money on QA allows you to put out a higher quality product

Kushia OP ,
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s truly amazing what can happen when they don’t cut quite so many corners and release the minimal viable product.

Harrison ,

I’m not sure that using the entire QA staff of the world’s largest agglomeration of Dev studios on a single game only qualifies as “not cutting corners”. That’s surely going above and beyond.

Neato ,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

If that's what it takes to ship a game that doesn't have multitudes of game breaking bugs like they're known for, perhaps the company has bigger problems. Like still using an engine that is this bad.

derpo ,

This engine is a house of cards that is decades past collapsing.

Rolder ,

It really depends on if that dev studio conglomerate collectively cut costs on QA and by how much

Zeth0s ,

If Agile consultant could read they’d be very upset

Haui ,
@Haui@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I really don’t like the word agile since everyone I ever met who had this in their job title was blowing up steam someones butt. Is that the job description or what is it with these agile types?

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Agile used to refer to a very specific way of developing software, but then it got coopted by the mainstream where companies kept doing shit the same way they always had but calling it “agile”. It’s basically like when early Christianity became the state religion of the Roman Empire.

Haui ,
@Haui@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

That’s a pretty cool comparison. Can you elaborate on that a bit? I have no idea what actually happened with christianity in ancient rome.

legios ,
@legios@aussie.zone avatar

Yeah, every single workplace I’ve worked at aside from one has been “iterative waterfall” - AKA waterfall with sprints.

Companies shouldn’t be allowed to say they’re “agile”…

fidodo ,

Also helps to come out with a game so popular you can bank on it for the next decade

Bloodwoodsrisen , to cat in Peak mankind
@Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I do this with my own household cats and they still ignore me. The one time I got to pet a wild kitty I was still in middle school and the other kids got all grossed out

Baby just needed some matted fur to be shaved off and a bath :(

Nepenthe , to cat in Peak mankind
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

Never understood the dumbass pspsps thing. It's annoying and I've pretty much never seen it work. What always has worked for me is to chill just a little ways away and completely ignore them. Just as non-threatening as you can make yourself if you were a piece of furniture left out on the sidewalk.

From personal experience, cats hate being made to do things and don't come when called unless they already know you and like you a lot. But they also loathe being ignored and will snoof right over shortly to the one person being completely indifferent to them.

This would be the same reason they seem to mercilessly hunt anyone with a cat allergy. Your perceived dislike of them shall not stand!

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

The psssppsssp thing just gets their attention. It may not get them to come over and they may act like they’re ignoring you, but it absolutely gets them to notice you- especially if it’s quiet.

It doesn’t change how the cat is going to behave after noticing, though and it’s best to play it off as not meant for them.

Another way I’ve had good luck is in creating some kind of toy to entice them to play- anything similar to those feather toys, for example. Rather than trying to play directly, flip it around in an open space… make it twitch… trigger their predatory instincts.

8ender ,

It’s also regional. Most people around here click their tongues at cats. In Quebec I’ve heard people whisper “ici” at cats.

Nepenthe ,
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

Oh, that's interesting. It never occurred to me to think the sound might vary. Does ici mean anything, or is it just a noise?

8ender ,

It’s means “here” in French

emergencyfood ,

So, in short, cats are tsunderes?

herrvogel ,

Pspsps is essential. It draws the cat’s attention to you. Then you extend a hand and look at how the cat’s reacting to it. You can tell with great accuracy how interested the cat is in being pet by you, just by watching that. Works great for me. And believe me, as a resident of İstanbul for more than two decades, I have considerable experience with stray cats. I have honed my stray cat petting skills by going out of my way to interact with most of the cats I see on the streets, which is of course a rather large number of cats because İstanbul.

SolarNialamide ,

Agreed. I live in a European country where it’s very normal to let your cats outside, and I was a mail carrier for 4 years, so I got to pet so many cats 5 days a week. You do the pspsps, then crouch a bit and extend the hand. They either ignore you and move or on they’re interested and come to you and bam you’re petting a sweet kitty.

Stumblinbear ,
@Stumblinbear@pawb.social avatar

I prefer clicking my tongue instead of pspspsps

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Tktktktk

Jumper775 , to cat in Peak mankind

Not possible. She is no random person as she is in fact the queen of thyme. Quit the BS, we all know what’s up.

Kushia OP , to memes in Already cracked
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

If you don’t want to sail the high seas you can also get it on xbox game pass for like $10 for the month once it’s out for the plebs in like a week.

HiT3k ,

This is the only reason I’m playing a pirated copy. Fuck MSFT for releasing Sept 1st and then punishing any Game Pass users who didn’t want to shell out $35 additional for digital content that isn’t even released. I’ll transfer my saves once my Game Pass version unlocks.

Kushia OP ,
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

For sure, just some people can be a bit hesitant about downloading a cracked version so I’d rather them give as little money as possible if they still wanna play it.

BuboScandiacus ,

You can transfer your save ?

Hyperi0n ,

Can’t transfer saves.

Imagine being so upset that you aren’t getting something you never paid for. Get a fucking grip, kid.

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  • Hyperi0n ,

    Good. Get a better OS.

    Kushia OP ,
    @Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

    Microsoft own Bethesda so I’d rather give them 10 bucks then 120.

    radiofreeval ,
    @radiofreeval@hexbear.net avatar

    Mmmm, DRMAAS

    FuglyDuck , to cat in Peak mankind
    @FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

    Psssp pssp pssssp

    visak ,

    What. I was in the middle of something. What do you want? You know what? Nevermind, I’m just going to go back to what I was doing.

    8ender , to cat in Peak mankind

    Yeah but that one time it comes over and you get to pet the cat gives you all the dopamine you need for an entire day

    ComfortablyGlum ,

    Right?! I have little dignity anyway; losing what’s left to pet an unknown, outdoor cat is totally worth it.

    MrsDoyle ,

    I went psst psssst pssst to a cute cat in a garden I was passing, not noticing a woman walking towards me. She thought I was hissing at her, gave me such a LOOK. She was wearing hijab, I’m an old lady, who knows what was going through her head.

    No dopamine for me that day.

    Haui ,
    @Haui@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    Exactly. If you‘re a grown up with a job I recon a whole week.

    atomicfox , to memes in Already cracked

    Hell yeah, game devs don’t deserve to be paid for their work 🤡

    Khotetsu ,

    Which dev did you write your check to?

    rgb3x3 ,

    Mike from QA. He’s a good guy.

    argv_minus_one ,

    Since when did Bethesda have QA?

    Holzkohlen ,

    Apparently Xbox did it for them

    Khotetsu ,

    Hell yeah, love Mike! Super chill dude who deserves every penny imo.

    atomicfox ,

    Since you’re ostensibly a pirate, it stands to reason that you wouldn’t understand how buying a game works.

    Holyginz ,

    You obviously don’t understand how companies work. Now get down off your soap box you are just showing your naivety and lack of knowledge lol

    Khotetsu ,

    As somebody who almost went into the game industry and didn’t because of the low wages, horrible working conditions, and just generally poor quality of life, I think I know more about how devs get paid than some rando on the internet.

    And I haven’t pirated a game since the Bay went down like 10 years ago. I just hate people who get so holier-than-thou because a handful of dollars from their purchase will go towards paying the devs’ salaries on the studio’s next game while ignoring how much of it will go to stock options for the shareholders and buying the CEO another Ferrari. You wanna pirate games or not, I don’t care. Just don’t give me this “my money is going to the devs” crap. Because it isn’t. That’s just the excuse you use for your pearl clutching.

    I will happily buy more expensive games that are shorter and with worse graphics than modern AAA games, so long as the devs are getting paid well and aren’t crunched. Because my money isn’t going to the devs, but it certainly tells the company what I do or don’t care about.

    Neato ,
    @Neato@kbin.social avatar

    They've already been paid. Bethesda doesn't have profit sharing.

    KurtVonnegut ,
    @KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net avatar

    … Do you think workers in a car factory don’t get paid until someone actually buys the car they helped build? All the devs have already been paid!

    atomicfox ,

    And how do these companies make the money required to pay the salaries of their employees?? 🤔

    msage ,

    Record-breaking profits usually suggest that even when they have all the money, they will not pay the devs much.

    BruceTwarzen ,

    They were the best selling game on steam for month before the gane even came out.

    atomicfox ,

    “Enough suckers ahead of me have paid for the game, now it’s morally right for me to pirate it!” 🤡

    CloutAtlas ,

    If you carjack someone else, commit actual grand theft auto, does that mean the workers in the car factory that produced the car get their pay retroactively revoked?

    That’s actual theft, you stole it from the owner, and even then it doesn’t affect the factory workers’ salary at all.

    If I get a copy of Starfield from a friend after they’re done playing it, does that count as stealing the devs’ salary?

    doublepepperoni ,
    @doublepepperoni@hexbear.net avatar

    Given how video game studios work, also probably laid off

    NormalC ,

    Piracy is always moral. These types of comments ignore the fact that “game devs” don’t actually have full control of their works but instead is split through a larger publishing/corporation and shareholders. Game devs have very little autonomy or personal agency at all.

    atomicfox ,

    Am I taking crazy pills? Thieves are claiming the moral high ground?

    treadful ,
    @treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

    It’s not theft.

    escapesamsara ,

    Can you define theft in any way that includes digital copying?

    radiofreeval ,
    @radiofreeval@hexbear.net avatar

    Theft is when capitalists could make more money but didn’t

    AuthorityClassError ,

    Actually, more accurately: ‘Theft’ is when capitalists could make more money fucking you over, but couldn’t. *Actual *theft is when capitalists make more money by fucking you over and then pay the fines for it as a cost of business.

    AhismaMiasma ,

    Wait, you WOULDN’T download a car?

    CloutAtlas ,

    Redefining theft from “taking a physical object that isn’t yours” to “right click copy, right click paste” has got to be one of the best psyops of all time.

    I was never going to give Todd Howard the money for this regardless, after FO76. He would have received $0 for this game regardless of if I downloaded it or not.

    GoodEye8 ,

    So it’s okay to steal because someone else is stealing more than you?

    verdigris ,

    Piracy 👏 is 👏 not 👏 theft 👏 get 👏 a 👏 dictionary

    CloutAtlas ,

    This is so fucking stupid. If you steal a physical item, say, a block of cheese, it is no longer in the possession of the shop, and can’t be sold to someone else. The cheesemonger will have to make another block to sell.

    If you copy and paste a bunch of 1’s and 0’s, the original is still there. How was that theft? Does the original still exist?

    Is watching a movie at a drive in from outside the lot with a pair of binoculars theft? If you can hear a copyrighted song from your neighbours yard, is that theft? Taping a movie when it airs on TV with a VHS, is that theft?

    GoodEye8 ,

    If you tell a joke and I start to word for word retelling your joke then I haven’t stolen your joke? After all the joke still exists in your head.

    If you have an excellent idea, for the sake of scale let’s say it’s a million dollar idea, but you don’t have the means to realize that idea. Now let’s say I heard of your idea and I can realize the idea and make millions off it. Have I stolen your idea? The idea still exists in your mind but it’s no longer a million dollar idea because I already made millions from it.

    If someone scrapes the web for your activity to create a profile of you (which is for instace what Facebook does) is that stealing your data? After all none of your data goes missing

    Similarly if someone hacks your bank and takes your financial and personal data the bank holds, is it not stealing? Does it magically turn into stealing if after taking your data they delete all the data from the banks system? What if they encrypt it without deleting, effectively making the data impossible for the bank to use?

    Rolive ,

    As if they do lol. All the money goes to the high level managers/shareholders.

    The ones doing all the work get paid a small flat amount.

    jcit878 ,

    they been paid a salary this whole time. you think they are waiting for the sales to start trickling in so they can finally feed their family?

    atomicfox ,

    And again, how did the company make the money to pay them that salary? Way to deliberately misunderstand my comment.

    caron ,

    By others suckers paying for their games lol

    Selmafudd , to memes in Already cracked

    Oh shit this is good news, I looked at it yesterday and it’s $120 here and instantly thought fuck that I’ll wait until it’s cracked

    learningduck ,

    What kind of country are you in that a game cost $120!?

    Dave ,
    @Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

    Probably a country where the dollars are worth a different amount.

    Mr_Blott ,

    Metric dollars Vs imperial

    Selmafudd ,

    Australia, they love price gouging us here. Just went and checked steam again, the premium version is $170…

    learningduck ,

    Just curious. It’s it because of tax/vat or just everything being expensive?

    rotopenguin ,
    @rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

    There’s a lot that goes into an Australian release. Shipping all those bits to the bottom of the world is outrageously expensive. All of the map geometry has to be altered to be right-side up there. The physics math has to be re-coded to deal with -1g gravity. Somebody has to be paid to go through all of the scripts to replace every instance of “jelly” with “marmite”. Asset loading code has to be changed to compensate for the Coriolis effect.

    All of this adds up to expensive Au ports, the new costs often overshadowing the title’s original development costs.

    escapesamsara ,

    Close, it’s really because you need to flip all those bits upside down so they can be read properly by the computers down there.

    learningduck ,

    Good one 😂

    SnowdenHeroOfOurTime ,

    Best comment here by far lmao

    Tagger ,

    How much is game pass on Australia?

    Dave ,
    @Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

    This site says $11.95AUD, the equivalent of $7.72USD.

    As for the $170 premium version, that’s $170AUD. Australia has 10% GST (VAT) so 170/110*100 = $154.55AUD excluding tax.

    $154AUD is $99.64USD.

    They aren’t getting gouged, well, at least not worse than US customers.

    Tagger ,

    thanks

    landsharkkidd ,
    @landsharkkidd@aussie.zone avatar

    Yeah I have Game Pass so I was pretty keen to play the early access but when I found out it was $170, just to play 5 days earlier? No fucking thank you.

    I’m spending that money on an SSD because my partner bought the deluxe version and running it on my computer is arse. My computer isn’t even that bad!

    dan1101 ,

    How much is a decent middle class income in Australia? I’d say it’s about $45,000 per year in the US.

    Selmafudd ,

    Average is 90k, median salary is 80k

    dan1101 ,

    So higher relative income in Australia.

    How much is 4 liters of milk and 4 liters of petrol in Australia? 4 liters because that about equals a US gallon which is our usual measurement for those things.

    In the US right now a gallon of milk is about $2.65 and a gallon of petrol is about $3.80.

    Selmafudd ,

    I donno about cow milk maybe $5-6 is my guess, petrol is like $7-8

    dan1101 ,

    So it seems like the scale is just higher in Australia. As of today 1 USD = 1.55 AUD

    sweeny ,

    The real cost of gas and milk is the environment

    Moc , to memes in Already cracked

    I’m waiting until the good mods come out

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