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SuperRecording , to memes in No context

‘stream of water’ is wrong characterization, it’s about a power-washing jet – blast off those poo particles

Grayox OP , (edited ) to memes in Were back baby!
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It may have actually been 502 error, but i already made the meme, oh well.

Zerush , to memes in Were back baby!
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It’s because Monday hangover after the holidays

https://file.coffee/u/C9_W9SS3nxnLyj_Gn4wJs.jpg

jlow ,

Awww, server such a cutie!

conorab ,

It’s running KDE, what do you expect? 😛

7bicycles , to memes in No context

zizek-theory

but genuinely he has a bit about this. toilet habits are oddly politically important

wowwoweowza , to memes in Were back baby!

I guess we were all there.

Does anyone know what happened?

Zerush , to memes in No context
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Dr_Fetus_Jackson ,
ElBarto , to memes in Oof
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My watch gave up on me and would patronize me when I walked to the fridge by saying “Congratulations” for just walking down the hall.

appel OP ,

I think I had that one as well. With the fireworks and everything? Yikes dawg…

ElBarto ,
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Yeah, it puts on a big show about it, I thought it was funny the first few times, but it became an asshole about it, standing up triggered it once.

lseif , to memes in No context

can bidet fanatics just leave people alone? im sure they are better, not everyone has the money or time to install one. also, i have a feeling they just dont know how to wipe properly.

MostlyGibberish ,

I mean, that goes both ways. As an American, and especially as a guy, I often get sideways looks when I mention I have a bidet. If you can’t or won’t try it out, fine, but people are really acting like it’s strange to clean yourself off using water.

ExLisper ,

Move to Spain. Every apartment has a bidet here. It’s as normalized as a jam stand in your kitchen.

Donebrach ,
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You live in a sad, small-minded reality, friend. Enjoy your needlessly poopy butt-hole.

cosmicrookie ,
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They don’t have to be actual installations. You can mount one on to you toilet for less than $30 although I’d suggest spending a bit more

lseif , to memes in Were back baby!

when lemmy goes down, you use an alt on a different instance.

when r*ddit goes down, you go outside.

DessertStorms , to memes in Oof
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VikingHippie , to memes in Oof

Me when I pet a dog and my watch thinks I’m going for a run 😄

ArmoredThirteen , to memes in Oof

My job: Good job getting literally anything done while morale plummets from like 5 layoffs in a row

spaphy , to memes in No context

I don’t think I’m going to smell anyone’s asshole in a nearby future and I pray you don’t either, friend.

Wipe until clean, spray your anus with water, just get the job done and shower often.

UnfortunateShort ,

If only most wet wipes weren’t non-flushable (even if they say they are, many are in fact not) and terrible for the environment. Still have to find a good brand.

AVincentInSpace , to memes in No context

Hello fellow Jerboa user!

Open source Lemmy clients ftw!

velox_vulnus ,

OP is the dev for both Jerboa and Lemmy, btw.

AVincentInSpace ,

oh wow did not know that!

ExLisper ,

You commenting here proves you’re not using Jerboa. Or was the keyboard bug finally fixed?

AVincentInSpace ,

Considering I have no idea what you’re talking about I’ll say it was.

There is a bug with the GrapheneOS keyboard being strangely buggy when backspacing (it gets confused about where the word starts so if you delete the last letter of a word it will instead delete the space just before the word which is annoying as hell) however that bug is definitely not exclusive to Jerboa and only happens with that keyboard so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

ExLisper ,

Yep, that’s the bug I’m talking about. I had it and I’m not using GrapheneOS so for me the app was ‘read only’ and I stopped using it. And it was exclusive to Jerboa for me, all the other apps work fine.

Fizz , to programmer_humor in what the hell is happening in ultramarine linux
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Imagine the smell of that office

hikikoma , (edited )

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