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qbus , to memes in shrooms?

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tacosplease ,

Thanks to both of you! I really miss the mycology sub from the other place but not enough to go back.

the_third , to memes in shrooms?

Yeah, I’m just staying away from that. There are enough other things that can end up in my frying pan with less crawling through the woods while hanging my continued existence on my ability to read and memorize two books worth of not-plant-descriptions.

gimpchrist ,
@gimpchrist@lemmy.world avatar

All you really have to do is remember one mushroom and find it a lot… you don’t have to know all of them

Denvil ,

That is until you realize there was another mushroom that looks just like the one you were looking for that kills you… which is the point of the post

Rhynoplaz ,

So, if we just learn one that DEFINITELY DOES NOT have an evil twin, we should be good?

Zoidsberg ,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

This is the Rhynoplaz Mushroom, named after the forager that discovered it. It causes you to bleed out of every orifice at once.

Rhynoplaz ,

Aww, just like ME!

Catoblepas ,

That’s chicken of the woods, named for its flavor. If you see something that makes you say “that looks like chicken of the woods” it’s because it’s chicken of the woods.

gimpchrist ,
@gimpchrist@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks for not being an asshole

octopus_ink ,

Thanks for not being an asshole

Not sure that’s what was happening anyway.

How about when you are the first person to discover there IS a deadly lookalike to chicken of the woods?

I get your point but yeah - mushrooms are not going to be my goto if I’m stranded in the woods, and it sounds like they really shouldn’t be the goto of anyone not already an experienced mushroom forager before they end up stranded in the woods.

lath ,

Well, during a recent wave of mushroom poisoning people were told that mushrooms can interbreed to create mixed new variants and so one mushroom might not stay one mushroom for long if the conditions allow for it.

gimpchrist ,
@gimpchrist@lemmy.world avatar

Wellp.

mo_lave , to memes in shrooms?

Fungus amongus

SuperSpruce ,

Foongus Amoonguss

(This is an actual pokemon evolution line)

(used for a mushroom-like pokemon that looks like a poke ball to fool trainers into grabbing it)

MeDuViNoX ,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar
mo_lave ,

When the pokeball is sus

Unbeelievable , to programmerhumor in if you know you know

Waiting for this message, this may take a while

jlow , to memes in no comment

Goto 1, infinite circle?

qjkxbmwvz , (edited ) to memes in Americans be like

We tried personally evaluating people for loans on their individual merits, and shocker, there was rampant racism and sexism. Having strict metrics, instead of relying on the whims of a dickwad loan agent, is a good thing.

The new system isn’t perfect, and yeah, it completely favors people who have parents who know how the system works. But at least it’s not explicitly racist or sexist (again, there are of course systemic issues that feed into it).

I get that it’s frustrating to, for example, need to have debt in order to qualify for more debt. But in other contexts this is pretty standard — it’s essentially “financial experience.”

But yeah. It sucks that you should pay expenses with a credit card rather than debit in the USA. Personally it doesn’t matter to me (I pay them off every month), but it sucks for merchants who get stuck with the credit card transaction fees.

ryathal ,

You can live without a credit score, even get a mortgage. It’s not exactly easy, but it’s not that difficult. Once you have a mortgage, you have a good credit score.

ShellMonkey ,
@ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com avatar

The rise of check cards and normalizing paying for everything on plastic was a big tipping point. There’s even a Monopoly game that uses electronic cards these days. It lets activity tracking run rampant and of course the banks get to skim a fee off everything.

Franky I see it as having nothing to do with fiscal responsibility (can’t overspend the cash on hand) and more just a way to funnel more to those with means than anything. It’s funny how cash advances on cards charge a higher rate than purchases despite neither offering a security interest to the card issuer.

umbrella , to memes in What my dad sees. What I see.
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

i see none if that

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

I can see the student, no horse no wizard and definitely no boobs. This makes no sense to me

gravitas_deficiency , to memes in What my dad sees. What I see.

Your dad sees it too.

billwashere ,

Speaking as a dad… yes, yes he does.

DeeBeeDouble , to memes in What my dad sees. What I see.
@DeeBeeDouble@lemmy.ml avatar

I can’t see the wizard and the horse anymore lol

sar1n , to linuxmemes in I'd like to interject for a moment.

Delete this!

praise_idleness , to funny in orange

I can’t be the only one that hates orange flavored soda.

Jimmycakes ,

Think you might

BowtiesAreCool ,

I dislike pretty much orange anything other than actual oranges. Even then, I prefer the smaller varieties.

Rozz ,

My family hates grape flavored things because it doesn’t taste like grape

tacosanonymous ,

Love it or hate it, it’s the same flavor.

Swedneck ,
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how many kinds have you tried? 2?

they’re all different to varying degrees, some are too sweet, some aren’t orange-y enough, some just taste like industrial chemicals

nelly_man ,

I hate oranges in general, and by extension, anything that is orange flavored or scented. I’m assuming I’m not alone in that (though it usually soaks a lot of confusion with people that I meet).

SwingingKoala , to memes in This is not REAL capitalism!
@SwingingKoala@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It’s actually a centrally planned economy.

bennieandthez ,
@bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Yes, centrally planned by the Banks.

lautan , to linux in Flathub new home page

Looks nice

misc , to funny in orange

It could be worse have you tried pink tonics ?

PunnyName , to funny in orange

You don’t want medicine to taste too good. Otherwise it’s delicious enough to take too much and possibly overdose.

Kolanaki ,
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I remember several years ago a doughnut shop in, I think LA, had to stop serving their most popular doughnut ever because it was a Pepto Bismol doughnut and some government agency (FDA IIRC) said you can’t sell medicine as food.

What always got me was that it was so popular. Pepto Bismol is gross AF.

PunnyName ,

You don’t like mint + bismuth?
Well, we can’t be friends now!

Stamau123 ,

I believe that was voodoo doughnuts on Oregon

Alexstarfire ,

Pepto is the best tasting medicine I know of.

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Portland, VooDoo doughnuts. They had a couple that were supposed to be “hangover cures”

Metype ,
@Metype@lemmy.world avatar

You had me until the very last sentence.

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