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pennomi , to science_memes in Just Average

And that’s why I like the “disappointing, good, awesome” scale. You only have three options and people generally know where to sort things.

Apytele , (edited )

It also helps clearly define the key interventions for each. All of these kind of apply to all of them but there’s a few key points for each it can help to focus on.

Disappointing: don’t brag about it but also don’t try to undersell yourself either - focus on your pregame:

  • actively listen for what your target finds appealing, particularly in terms of “the five love languages,” touch, praise, gifts, service, and time. Identify the target’s preferred top two (ideally top 1) and focus your efforts there. 90% of the average woman’s sexual satisfaction is going to occur before her pants even come off anyway and most men completely ignore that so you have the opportunity to really stand out by making that your strength.
  • also work on your fingering and oral game.

Average: nail down “the motion of the ocean” (roll your hips) and learning to slow it down.

  • if your dick has a curve to it, try to pick positions that will poke the tip of your dick into the g-spot in the front wall of her vagina. If your dick curves up towards your head, you want her facing you, so missionary or cowgirl. If your dick curves down towards your feet, you want doggy or reverse cowgirl (but be careful with reverse cowgirl if she’s taking you all the way out and back in too fast / hard she can actually damage your dick. The side curves are a bit tricky so what you wanna do is get her on her side facing the direction your dick curves while you straddle her bottom leg and put that top leg up around your hip on the side she’s facing. (y’all gonna get me breaking out the dolls LOL). That said, this is just gonna be your “classic” position. Make sure you still mix it up a bit; variety is the spice of life, and obviously listen to your partner FIRST, if she tells you she’s got a fave try to stick with that and just try this one once or twice to see if it does it for her.
  • stop masturbating as much except for rubbing one out about 24h before you anticipate having sex. (12h if you’re a premature ejaculator, 36-48h if you have ED / difficulty orgasming, although less masturbation should help with that, if you have both, see a doctor). You’ll last longer and seem less desperate and have better focus in the leadup.

“Awesome” - you’re not allowed to do doggystyle, either of the cowgirls, or put her legs over her head unless she looks like a literal Amazon or has explicitly told you that she is a size queen. You only get to do missionary, reverse missionary (her on top but laying down over you) or lotus (you sitting with her on your lap with legs around your hips). And if you’re REAL big, avoid even putting it in all the way if you can.

Valmond ,

I feel a “really good” could fit in there.

thefartographer ,

Well, of course. If it’s described as “really good,” I think we can assume it fits.

If it doesn’t fit or proves too be too painful, I guess that falls more towards “disappointing,” but that feels like a misnomer

MonkderVierte ,

I rather have 1-5.

0x0 , to science_memes in Seconds

Shouldn’t m = F/a so n/s^2?

mvirts ,

E=mc^2 so m is joule seconds^2 / meter ^ 2

F=ma so m is Newton seconds^2 / meter

A joule is 1 Newton / meter so they agree

zkfcfbzr ,

A joule is 1 Newton / second, but those units do still agree

mvirts ,

Lol wait is a joule actually one Newton meter? 😅

Now I’m so confused

umbrella , to science_memes in Seconds
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all the same thing anyway

li10 , to science_memes in Scientists Travelling

Always properly measure out your oregano, makes meal prep much easier.

howrar , to science_memes in arachnids

So what are these sentient dots? I keep seeing them everywhere, but no one else around me does. This is the first time I’ve seen anyone else acknowledge their existence.

tobogganablaze ,

Seems to be a mite (possibly red velvet mite).

lemmyng ,
@lemmyng@lemmy.ca avatar

Red spider mites. They’re plant pests.

tobogganablaze ,

Red spider mite is the common name for Tetranychus urticae. That’s quite the specific ID for such a terrible picture. I don’t think it’s correct, Trombidiidae seems more likely (and those are predators).

lemmyng ,
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You know what, I think you are right. I was hasty and the shape fits your suggestion better.

chickenf622 , to science_memes in Just Average

Did a new copypasta just drop?

HurlingDurling , to asklemmy in What's A Piece Of Software You Could Never Do Without?
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Web browser

Kowowow , to science_memes in Seconds

Angle: seconds

thenextguy ,

Dessert: seconds

SpaceNoodle ,

Motion: seconded

cafeinux ,

Breakfast: second

pseudonym , to technology in Was browsing through the Immich cursed knowledge library. This is quite interesting.

Is that cursed? Seems like the right privacy-focused default behavior and good design to me

nincodedo , (edited )
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Imo the cursed part is that only some do that and not all.

satanmat , to science_memes in Hummingbird Feeders

Uh?

ELI5 please?

konalt , to science_memes in Balls
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i guess we doin telescopes now

essteeyou , to science_memes in Hummingbird Feeders

Hummingbirds ignored my feeder this year. Ants ended up finding a path to it, so I took it down. :-/

MysteryMeatbag ,

We found that ant moats like these are great for keeping the ants off our Hummingbird feeders. You can find how-to’s online for DIY versions too.

sharkfucker420 , to science_memes in Seconds
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Also angles

Would love to hear how mass is measured in seconds though

mkwt ,

Set G = 1 and c =1. Then equations like r = 2m make dimensional sense.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geometrized_unit_system

phdepressed ,

My brother, that explanation is not nearly dumbed down enough and as with most math wiki is useless for eli5 stuff.

mkwt ,

I think a lot of people understand the concept of light-seconds, which can measure distance in seconds.

Allow me to introduce the gravity-second. 1 gravity-second of mass-energy is enough mass-energy to have a Schwarzchild radius of 2 light-seconds.

pythonoob ,

I get what you’re saying but am still too dumb to understand it lol

davidgro ,

Size of a black hole.

Certain mass = certain distance

Distance = seconds

Therefore mass = seconds

Telorand , to linux in What to try in a linux distro ?

Spin up a VM in the distro of your choice and try to install everything you might need or want (like VPN clients, remote desktop software, gaming platforms, video production stuff, etc.). See if you can do everything you need, and highlight any problem areas to see if you need to explore alternatives or if there’s things you can live without.

The DE is pretty surface level, these days, since they all work pretty well for most people, and the terminal apps are pretty standardized. Focus on how you might use your computer from day to day.

ricecake , to science_memes in Balls

The weird thing is, they don’t actually sell the jars anymore. “Ball jars” are not made by the ball jar corporation after their antitrust lawsuits for being a fucking jar monopoly. So they sold the “ball jar” rights and now only do aluminum cans for food packaging and high end satellites and satellite launch systems.

LazaroFilm ,
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Came here to say this.

metostopholes ,
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They don’t even do aerospace anymore. Ball Aerospace & Technologies was bought by BAE Systems earlier this year.

Wogi ,

Well then what would you say you do here

Crackhappy ,
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Let me tell you. bob.

CosmicTurtle0 ,

On December 11, 1939, the U.S. Government sued the Ball Brothers, the Hazel-Atlas Glass Co., and the Owens-Illinois Glass Co. under monopoly charges based on the Hartford-Empire and Owens licensing agreements. The plaintiff claimed that small producers were being frozen out of business or prohibited from entering manufacture by the nature of the licenses. Almost a decade later, in 1947, the justices rendered a final verdict. The court prohibited the Ball Brothers from purchasing or otherwise controlling any other businesses engaged in the same manufacturing processes – in other words, the small jar producers. In addition, Ball had to divest itself of the Three Rivers Glass Co. (already closed for almost a decade) that Ball had acquired in 1936. Ball sold the property

Skullgrid ,
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now only do aluminum cans for :

  • food packaging
  • high end satellites
  • satellite launch systems.

I find this interpretation funny

Pantrygheist ,

Most advanced cans in the airspace industry

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

those 🕘 sweet 🕞sweet🕞 cans🕓

Hupf ,
@Hupf@feddit.org avatar

Well they don’t produce can’ts

And009 ,

No monopoly lawsuits in space

affiliate ,

oh thats good to know. i’ve got a few satellites lying around that i’ve been meaning to launch

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