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metaStatic , to programmer_humor in A QA engineer walks into a bar

I walk in and order 257 beers.

Alexstarfire ,

You give the bar 253 beers?

general_kitten , to science_memes in Aluminum

But it is tungsten that reigns supreme:

All the people here who bought this wireless tungsten cube to admire its surreal heft have precisely the wrong mindset. I, in my exalted wisdom and unbridled ambition, bought this cube to become fully accustomed to the intensity of its density, to make its weight bearable and in fact normal to me, so that all the world around me may fade into a fluffy arena of gravitational inconsequence. And it has worked, to profound success. I have carried the tungsten with me, have grown attached to the downward pull of its small form, its desire to be one with the floor. This force has become so normal to me that lifting any other object now feels like lifting cotton candy, or a fluffy pillow. Big burly manly men who pump iron now seem to me as little children who raise mere aluminum.

I can hardly remember the days before I became a man of tungsten. How distant those days seem now, how burdened by the apparent heaviness of everyday objects. I laugh at the philistines who still operate in a world devoid of tungsten, their shoulders thin and unempowered by the experience of bearing tungsten. Ha, what fools, blissful in their ignorance, anesthetized by their lack of meaningful struggle, devoid of passion.

Nietzsche once said that a man who has a why can bear almost any how. But a man who has a tungsten cube can bear any object less dense, and all this talk of why and how becomes unnecessary.

Schopenhauer once said that every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. Tungsten expands the limits of a man’s field of vision by showing him an example of increased density, in comparison to which the everyday objects to which he was formerly accustomed gain a light and airy quality. Who can lament the tragedy of life, when surrounded by such lightweight objects? Who can cry in a world of styrofoam and cushions?

Have you yet understood? This is no ordinary metal. In this metal is the alchemical potential to transform your world, by transforming your expectations. Those who have not yet held the cube in their hands and mouths will not understand, for they still live in a world of normal density, like Plato’s cave dwellers. Those who have opened their mind to the density of tungsten will shift their expectations of weight and density accordingly.

To give this cube a rating of anything less than five stars would be to condemn life itself. Who am I, as a mere mortal, to judge the most compact of all affordable materials? No. I say gratefully to whichever grand being may have created this universe: good job on the tungsten. It sure is dense.

I sit here with my tungsten cube, transcendent above death itself. For insofar as this tungsten cube will last forever, I am in the presence of immortality.

AnarchistArtificer ,

Is this a copy pasta? If not, it should be

general_kitten ,

It is

Vanth , to asklemmy in What's the most extravagant thing you've bought for your pet, and do you regret it?
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Expensive in time and labor, moderately expensive in costs. I built a set of floating shelves that went up around a corner, to a ledge at the top of a big window, and off another way for a cat-only path to the second floor. And it was designed to fit the design of the rest of the room.

It was a lot for a rental I only lived in for two years, but worth it for how much my cat enjoyed it.

A_Random_Idiot OP , to linux_gaming in [Guide] How to install Fallout London on Steam On Linux [Updated for Todays Patch]

Okay, I could not find a way to get the patcher to work to patch the game for linux users.

But the base install files are also updated to the same version as the patch, so just redownload the executable and the bin files from gog and follow the steps in the original guide

Guide has been edited with the updated setup file to target.

SkyNTP , to showerthoughts in When Harris had to pick a VP, all media kinda agreed it should be a white male, to balance the fact that she is black and a woman. So Walz is the DEI hire.

To be fair, visible representation is arguably kind of the job description of (or part of) a head of state.

unmagical , to asklemmy in what's that one sandwich you can't stop thinking about? be detailed

Warm ciabatta with pesto, heirloom tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, a pinch of salt and black pepper, balsamic glaze, and some greens.

For some variety add grilled portabella patties, Parmesan, or brie.

Zwiebel , to asklemmy in what's that one sandwich you can't stop thinking about? be detailed

One slice of (still hot) toasted sandwich bread with lots of melty butter and thinly sliced ham

Simple but delicious

anonymouse2 , to asklemmy in what's that one sandwich you can't stop thinking about? be detailed

A local Italian place has a hot turkey sub with Swiss & banana peppers that comes with a side of fries. It has fresh tomatoes & lettuce and is soaked in extra virgin olive oil. It’s so fuckin’ good.

Drunemeton , to asklemmy in what's that one sandwich you can't stop thinking about? be detailed
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The perfect Summer sammy, and one that’s surprisingly contested as actual food:

Summer Tomato Sandwiches

  1. Lightly toast white bread. I like buttermilk-based ones.
  2. Add mayo, not miracle whip, MAYO(!) to taste.
  3. Add sliced tomatoes.
  4. Enjoy!

We had these growing up on really hot Summer days, the kind of day when it’s too hot to cook.

youngalfred ,

Never heard of miracle whip, looked it up - of course it has high fructose corn syrup.
Real mayo all the way. Whole egg preferably 🙂

TheBananaKing ,

Untoasted multigrain, throw in some salt and pepper and maybe some parsley or chives.

This trick is to go light on the mayo.

snooggums , to programmer_humor in A QA engineer walks into a bar
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Should have tested for #^%_@()

kionite231 ,

Do they mean something or they are just random punctuations

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Random alphanumeric.

tilefan , to asklemmy in What's the most extravagant thing you've bought for your pet, and do you regret it?
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and I second the auto feeder thing. completely changed my relationship with my first cat

cheezoid2 ,

Is there such a thing as autofeeders for wet food?

tilefan ,
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yes, they just have a smaller capacity.

andioop , to programmer_humor in A QA engineer walks into a bar

I enjoyed this animation of the meme in the OP.

Stovetop , to asklemmy in What's the most extravagant thing you've bought for your pet, and do you regret it?

A self-cleaning litterbox. Absolutely worth it.

AlternateRoute ,

Which one specifically?

iamdisillusioned ,

I got the litter robot. I’ve had it 9 months. I have a cat that loves to dig and the rubber liner doesn’t look like it’s going to hold up for more than 2 years because she scratches the same spot relentlessly, but I still love it. I’d buy a new one every other year if I needed to.

VehicleTree ,

I have one too and it’s been great. They sell replacement parts including the rubber liner if you need one soon: litter-robot.com/litter-robot-4-globe-liner.html

iamdisillusioned , (edited )

Awesome, thanks for sharing! I ordered my free replacement. Glad I got the 3 year warranty.

proudblond ,

Same here. It’s a very painfully expensive purchase but now that we’ve had one, I’d pull that trigger again in a heartbeat if something happened to this one. I wish it was easier to deep clean but otherwise it is fantastic. We have three cats and empty the bin probably twice a week, still waaaay better than scooping. And the really prissy cat likes her clean litter.

MicrondeMMMMMMM , to lemmyshitpost in e pill
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I need to root my phone…

pewpew ,
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What would you do with a rooted phone?

Yambu , to science_memes in Aluminum

I still can’t believe there’s people pronouncing it aluminium instead of aluminium

smeenz ,

You do realise that aluminium (ium) is not spelled the same as aluminum (um) ? It’s not a case of the same letters being pronounced two different ways

AnarchistArtificer ,

I’m not the person you’re replying to, but actually, I didn’t know that; I just went and read up the history of the word and it’s pretty interesting (for a nerd like me), so thank you for highlighting this. I admit, it used to confuse/irk me to hear Americans pronouncing aluminium like aluminum, so it pleases me to realise that I was wrong and that Americans are actually just pronouncing aluminum like aluminum.

I think I didn’t realise this in part because apparently aluminium is generally used in American scientific writing. This is interesting to me because many journals style guidelines demand American spellings of words (My mind blanks of specific examples right now, but I often have to replace s with z when Americanising my writing). I don’t know why, but I find it neat to imagine a kinship with a hypothetical American scholar who curses as they “correct” aluminum to aluminium before submitting their paper.

Edit: I can’t believe I literally wrote an example of a word with the relevant s/z thing and didn’t notice. Americanise/Americanize

sm1dger ,

The same people who presumably fill balloons with helum, want to cut down on sodum in their diet, prevent Iran from refining uranum, power their phones with lithum batteries, and enjoy singing David Guetta’s house classic Titanum

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