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HakFoo , to linux in More Linux libertarian shitposting 🦅🇺🇸🦅

We get, for some reason, a huge number of window replacement contractors coming door-to-door. Because I really want to be high-pressure sold $10k worth of low quality glass from the people who are running big enough marhins to put a full page colour ad in the local newspaper every day to go with their 6 hours a day of local TV spots.

I actually said to one “We’re a Linux household. Not interested in Windows” and slammed the door on them.

I now realize cocking a rifle would have made the effect even better.

Aussiemandeus , to asklemmy in The specific thing you spend the most time doing instead of the actual job you're being paid to do is your new profession. What's your new job title?
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Pro golfer or sword fighter. Can’t complain

littlecolt , to retrogaming in What are your favorite Nintendo 64 games?

Ever play Tetrisphere? It’s awesome!

Also, check out Mischief Makers. Very fun platform game.

VanHalbgott OP ,

I’ve heard of those two…perhaps I will.

TerminalEncounter , to asklemmy in Are there any workouts that men shouldn't do?
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You may have never realized, but big ol bubble butt on a dude is considered very attractive lmao especially if it’s muscle.

There’s exercises that might make you leaner instead of bulkier but I don’t think there’s anything that can strictly feminize, I think this is the eternal struggle of self-styled femboys.

gpstarman OP ,

You may have never realized, but big ol bubble butt on a dude is considered very attractive lmao especially if it’s muscle.

I do realize it. But, just wondering whats the limit, cause I’ve seen a dude on Youtube (it’s a clip where the host got distracted by a man walking with a giant butt along with his bodyguards) with a massive butt.

TerminalEncounter ,
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A big butt is masc. Ever seen baseball players? They got nice big butts. They get scouted at least partially on the sizes of their butts.

You will not exercise your way to a truly enormous giant butt. If that’s your goal, I’m sorry that you likely won’t achieve it. You can exercise to a big ol nice butt that can turn heads but I wouldn’t worry about it being “feminizing” cause… plenty og hot dudes have big butts

gpstarman OP ,

Thank You.

DieserTypMatthias , to selfhosted in How to make my server reachable
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AFAIK, Tailscale has Funnel, which is better than CF tunnels since you can expose any machine you have without buying an expensive switch.

tristan ,

Why would you need an expensive switch for CF tunnels??

It bypasses the switch and forms a tunnel directly to the machine and you don’t need to change any configuration on the switch

Both options can expose any service as long as the machine has internet

Carighan , to asklemmy in The specific thing you spend the most time doing instead of the actual job you're being paid to do is your new profession. What's your new job title?
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Professional Cat Petter! 😻

littlecolt , to asklemmy in TV nerds: what should I watch

Breaking Bad + Better Call Saul

radivojevic , to linux in More Linux libertarian shitposting 🦅🇺🇸🦅

A libertarian would say they get sudo, but you don’t get sudo.

Klaymore , to datahoarder in Mirroring YouTube videos
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You could use yt-dlp to download the videos / channels / playlists you want to save, although they wouldn’t be available online.

dan , to selfhosted in FOSS Alternative to Chromecast?
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Chromecast is fraud. Use DLNA

lemmyvore ,

We’d love to but there are almost zero Android apps that suport DLNA. You can use DLNA for your Jellyfin but if you want to cast from the app of any large streaming service it wants Chromecast (or Apple TV, which is another quagmire).

The_Che_Banana , to asklemmy in Are there any workouts that men shouldn't do?

Kegels.

gpstarman OP ,

Thank you. I’ll never do that in my entire life. I guess I’ll have a good sexual life ahead : )

Kuori , to asklemmy in Are there any workouts that men shouldn't do?
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The plans’ name is “Bikini Body”. I was like, “I should probably stay away from this. But what if I did it anyway?”

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gpstarman OP ,

Got me thinking too…😮‍💨

Kuori ,
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nothing wrong with experimenting! if you’re curious about exercises that might give you a more femme shape you may be interested in (warning:reddit) www.reddit.com/r/sissyfitness/ which i’m told is highly inclusive and helpful.

gpstarman OP ,

Probably I’ve worded my question badly. Because, femme shape is the thing that I don’t want.

It might still help, because I can look that subreddit and avoid what is recommended there.

Thank You.

jimmy90 , to selfhosted in How to make my server reachable

if your service has to be public i would recommend getting a switch that can do VLANs and put your server inside it’s own VLAN DMZ so if you get hacked they will be trapped inside the VLAN

kylian0087 ,

Also need a router that allows for VLANS as well. Otherwise you can not access the other network when your home. As you need routing between the VLANS. Or you can use a L3 switch.

littlecolt , to showerthoughts in If malls continue to shut down and decay over the next twenty years, someone should turn them into retirement communities for GenX and Millennials.

My current job is in an office/call center that used to be a Famous Barr at a mall. It’s funny, I worked in that mall as a teen/early 20’s. Now I’m back working at the fucking mall XD (tho now I’m provisioning telephone service and processing telecom orders, not sweeping up in a movie theater or trying to upsell people at a shop)

hopefull_cottonball , to linux in Why don't libertarian rednecks like Linux?

This feels racist

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