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Sarcasmo220 , to memes in I just don't like it

I wonder if he made a big deal when Battlestar Galactica did it for their promo poster:

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/ca236c1f-ef06-493f-b3ee-93e255e95879.webp

FeelzGoodMan420 , to nostupidquestions in Help me understand littering

Littering and…littering and…literring and…smoking the reefer!

blunderworld , to asklemmy in Who is the GOATest GOAT?

David Attenborough

nickiwest , to asklemmy in People who watched Homestar Runner back in the day: If you have watched any of the sbemails on the website, which sbemail is your favorite of the bunch?

A lot of my favorites have already been mentioned, but I don’t see “Caper” yet.

“Thanks for stopping by; thanks for breaking my cow lamp,” is still common parlance in our household.

And “The Cheat Is Not Dead” is a classic Strongbad hit.

JASN_DE , to android in eSim or Physical Sim?

Physical leaves the option of a second one for travel or similar.

Majestix OP ,

Good Point, thanks

wildbus8979 ,

Also a lot easier to transfer to another phone if yours breaks

iamjackflack ,

Don’t android phones have 2 esims?

JASN_DE ,

Not all of them.

iamjackflack ,

Oh ok, thought that was a standard thing. My bad

LaggyKar ,
@LaggyKar@programming.dev avatar

You can have a physical SIM alongside an eSIM. These days you may have to have at least one of them be an eSIM, as many phones only have one physical SIM slot.

JASN_DE ,

Yes, I know. Many phones will also be restricted to one active esim profile at once.

eezeebee , to memes in I just don't like it
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

This guy made being able to speak his whole personality

Midnitte ,

Dude needs to spend some time talking to Dionysius… 🍸

Bremmy , to asklemmy in What has been the worst church service you have ever attended?

All of them

Mango , to nostupidquestions in My dad fought the Nazi's they lost. The world knows it. What is the deal with their recent resurgence?

To give an intellectually honest guess, I’d say the honest among them think that form of socialism is the best way to handle resources and that violent revolution is the only way to get there effectively. The dishonest among them likely just wanna exploit the rest of them.

Don_Dickle OP ,

Yea but what happens if the succeed in a violent revolution. Then the other side comes along and overthrow them?

Mango ,

With another violent revolution? Iunno. Ask those guys.

Don_Dickle OP ,

Wouldn’t really be violent we just take back the government then put them on trial for the world to see.

Mango ,

But how?

MrBobDobalina ,

With peaceful violence

Ephera ,

The Nazis called themselves “national-socialists”, because socialism was popular at the time. Anyone who actually wanted socialism would have voted for the social-democratic party (SPD) or the communist party (KPD). The actual politics of the NSDAP were very much focused on the nationalist, xenophobic part. You just rarely have the baddies calling themselves “the baddies party”.

Mango ,

But what about the dudes doing it today?

Ephera ,

The dudes doing socialism are socialists. The dudes doing racist and inhumane shit are nazis.

Mango ,

Do the Nazis even have a cover story at this point?

queermunist , (edited ) to asklemmy in People who watched Homestar Runner back in the day: If you have watched any of the sbemails on the website, which sbemail is your favorite of the bunch?
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

“Well let me introduce you to my main man Edgar!”

-Edgar antivirus, programmed entirely in mom’s basement

HotWheelsVroom OP ,

Scan Complete!

423,827

Viruses Found

A New Record!!

DavisJ3608 ,

Computer over?!

Virus equals Very Yes?!

HotWheelsVroom OP ,

That’s not a good prize!

And the Compy… just peed my carpet.

HotWheelsVroom OP ,

Strong Bad, what is going on?!

WIIHAPPYFEW ,
@WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net avatar

COMPUTER OVER?

VIRUS EQUALS VERY YES?!

THAT’S NOT A GOOD PRIZE!

esc27 ,

Did you get a virus? No… Did you get 400,000 viruses? Yes, very yes.

esc27 ,

Drop a train on em Edgar

Semi_Hemi_Demigod , to memes in Its all Linux !!
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

I was talking to my dad about my job and how people don’t know how to use Linux. He said “Yeah, nobody uses that UNIX stuff anymore.”

Then I pointed out that his phone and his computer both run flavors of UNIX, since he’s been using Apple products since I made him switch by not supporting his issues with Windows, and that most of the websites and apps he’s using are running Linux on the backend.

uis ,

Well, he is correct. Linux is not UNIX. It is UNIX-like system. And Android is abomination.

candybrie ,

I think macOS is actually Unix certified. It at least was at one point.

uis ,

At one point many years ago. BSD is true UNIX btw.

candybrie ,

I looked it up. macOS is still unix certified.

BSD is usually not unix certified, so has to refer to itself as unix like.

What is and isn’t unix is kind of up to what definition you’re working with (pedigree, legally, practically).

frezik ,

And what always gets lost in these discussions is if that old Unix stuff was so amazingly good that we should automatically assume Linux is inferior for not doing it. Even though all the old Unix vendors are basically dead now and replaced by Linux. That might have happened for a reason.

uis ,

BSD is usually not unix certified, so has to refer to itself as unix like.

Wait, really? Not POSIX? Huh

Also another reason I doubt current version macos is certified is:

“Because it’s an expensive and lengthy process. And every version will need to be re-certified.”

Zink ,
uis ,

Thanks. SCO is still going?

Zink ,

I clicked on their certificate and was first registered in ‘03, with renewal due in May of this year.

So… I don’t know! Lol

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

The main difference between being unix certified or not is being willing to pay for it. That’s pretty much it.

refalo ,

then what did he say after that?

Default_Defect , to greentext in Anon rides a bike
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

I was waiting for the part where they blow through a red light and get tagged by a car and blame them for it.

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Yeah, was waiting for the part where a car just fly past him and hit him, then the internet blame him for exists.

Nikki ,
@Nikki@lemmy.world avatar

i was waiting for the part where a tractor trailer passes them at 55 in a 40 without even considering moving over into the left turn lane and runs them off the road or kills them

sugar_in_your_tea ,

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a cyclist blow through a red light, most cyclists don’t have a death wish. I’ve seen tons of cars do it though. And my area has a lot of cyclists vs most areas.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a cyclist blow through a red light

Lol never been to Philly, huh?

sugar_in_your_tea ,

Nope, never been anywhere near the NE. I guess cyclists are better behaved here in the west.

HEXN3T ,
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

RAAHHHHHHH FORD F-150 RAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 or something like that idk

gmtom , to foodporn in I made a strawberry shortcake

Seems pretty tall tbh

cupcakezealot , to showerthoughts in We're almost 1/40th of the way through the third millennium
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

i believe you mean the newmannium

Untrending , to android in eSim or Physical Sim?

Physical for your main contract, esim for traveling

RBWells , to asklemmy in What has been the worst church service you have ever attended?

Oh my God this brought back a memory. It was probably the time my friend invited me to their church and expected me to speak in tongues. Like wouldn’t let me leave until I was filled with the spirit and speaking in tongues. It was terrifying.

SendMePhotos ,

Can you type out a longer, detailed play-by-play so we can eat popcorn as we read it?

RBWells ,

It was so long ago, I remember being surprised that such a regular girl belonged to such a terrifying church, I guess if you grow up in it, it seems normal?

We arrived with her parents and sat towards the middle of the pews, there was the usual call and response and singing and a sort of sermon I don’t remember but then one by one the people in the audience started standing up and babbling. Then my friend did and their parents and the pastor was exhorting us that EVERYONE needed to submit and be filled with the spirit, EVERYONE!! Who, me? EVERYONE! I stood up and made some nonsense sounds and that seemed to satisfy them. I was congratulated and hugged and then there was some more churchy stuff not so crazy.

I mostly remember being scared, and also being so confused that this was “church” to my friend. My mom made us go to “church” and it was guys in robes and some singing, a sermon, some praying, a little more singing, a benediction (really pretty - “May the Lord bless you and keep you, may he make his face shine upon you and be gracious unto you”) and then walk out in an orderly fashion. Mostly really boring, not scary because I didn’t believe any of it.

But to her, “church” was this mass of people being crazy and babbling and the preacher yelling, and it never, like, coalesced into order, it was literally a pack of shouting mostly adults, who seemed convinced this was an essential sign that God was speaking directly through you.

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