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AntiOutsideAktion , to memes in Let's Morb one more time..
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It’s a game about a comedy song duo from New Zealand that shot their entire career’s load of writing songs on a season of a TV show?

GiveOver ,

They call me the gamedevopotomus, my servers are playerless

Chickenslippers ,

My games are so potent that in this small segment i made all of the players in the area pregnant.

vulgarcynic ,
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I’m the cash-shop-anocerous. All my microtransactions bleed your wallet like a phlebotomus.

Jimmycakes ,

Do they let women play?

Evil_Shrubbery , (edited ) to science_memes in Omg

I hate it when food delivery people have witty comments & I just gulp up everything they brought me

DarkCloud , to showerthoughts in There is no history on the History channel. There's nothing true on TruTV. There's no music on music television. There's no science on the science channel.

I’ve heard it said, lawyers and police create criminals, doctors create sick people, politicians create corruption.

Don’t know how true a sentiment that is, but I can see some true aspects to it.

Kintarian OP ,

It’s only anecdotal, but it seems to me whenever the cops show up it gets worse.

CrimeDad , to nostupidquestions in How many squirrels do you think you could take in a fight to the death?

Maybe two. They are fast and bite really hard.

wesker , to lemmyshitpost in This is how I feed my omnivorous fish
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Maybe I could put my dick in that.

Greg OP ,
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I wouldn’t, my fish is a piranha

MissJinx ,
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Excuse me sir but piranhas are carnivorous fish and you should only feed them meet! Those vegans again! s/

Greg OP ,
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TIL that piranhas are omnivores. I checked on Wikipedia before posting 😅

MissJinx ,
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I don’t doubt I was joking because the vegan cat polemic

Akasazh ,
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Sir, this is a shitposting

ExtimateCookie , to asklemmy in Kindle's screen is partially frozen with the screensaver, the rest of the screen works normally. Already reset it and factory reset it, does anyone know if I can save it somehow?

it happened to me before and I ordered a replacement screen and paid a guy to replace it.

BaldManGoomba , to fediverse in Lemmy wouldn't really takeoff to replace Reddit until it's content is search indexable

You are assuming the point of this is to be famous rather than non profit niche community driven

TheOubliette , to asklemmy in What affect has capitalism had on your mental health?

I spend most of my time on working with others to destroy it.

YeetPics , to nostupidquestions in Why are doctors so hands off and unhelpful in the USA?
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Afaik it has to do with licensing regulations and litigations…

A doctor is licensed to practice by the state, and must carry insurance on a state-by-state basis to acquire a license to practice.

The problem is that if you get sued 3 times you get blackballed by the insurance industry in your state and the insurance companies won’t insure you.

You see a lot of doctors moving states often, its often because they became un-licensable in their former areas.

I have limited industry experience and have talked to quite a few doctors who were indeed a bit distant and hands-off in their practice for this reason alone.

bionicjoey , to patientgamers in [Recommendation] Renowned Explorers: International Society

I’m a big fan of this game. It’s tactically deep and can be fairly punishing while also being whimsical and silly. And I love the fact that encounters can be resolved with or without violence. The characters are all dripping with personality and it has a fun sort of globetrotting vibe.

Banichan , to games in Are we ever going to see a remake of any Bethesda game?
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No.

Damn, that was easy.

NegativeLookBehind , to programmerhumor in Pure evil
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Junior dev: Oh no what is that symbol? Let me examine the code closely to find out

Senior dev: The form still works. Fuck you.

pineapplelover , to lemmyshitpost in Regain Control in my ass

Thoughts & Prayers in my ass

10_0 , to memes in Rinse and repeat:(..

Based cost cutting, just cut the CEO and you’ll save several millions

JusticeForPorygon ,
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Pay the board or directors 75k/year each. Suddenly the bottom line would explode

Crackhappy , to science_memes in 2 Kinds
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This is disturbing. I have had this debate so many times at my work.

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