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What are questions that will make it sound like I can afford a million euro house?

There is a house I walk by occasionally that I absolutely love. It’s old and run down but definitely art deco in a modest kind of way, with round balconies and a gold brick doorway. As a joke, I keep telling people this is my future house....

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I’m not sure about questions to ask but you should definitely wear a monocle

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Google has become an awful company. I’m in the process of degoogling but it’s not easy given all the monopolies they have created

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Collect your fart while taking a bath. Submerge an open jar, once it’s full of water, invert the jar and position it above the collection zone. Any farts released will bubble into the jar in their full potency. Lid the jar, label it, and refrigerate for maximum freshness.

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haha, this is amazing. The only thing I would add to that video is to lift the base of the jar out of the water while the rim is still submerged before putting on the lid. Otherwise the jar will have a positive pressure and the fart will explode out when the lid is opened.

What does this mean on Google Maps?

My best guess is it’s a busy road so it’s dangerous and not really meant for bicycle and walking. I’ve done 13 miles yesterday to get a comic book on a bike and this right here is the distance between my house and a friend’s house I told I can come on bike because what I just did gave me a feeling I could do it but my...

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*in this US (with pay-walled references)

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No spoilers! I want to be surprised by the messed up topic

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c/lemmyshitpost, come for the memes, stay for the lessons on construction materials

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So you wood agree?

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I think you’re right. I should bring this up at my next counselling session.

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There is a new temporary rule. I’m not actually sure what the context was that caused the rule. I’m just metashitposting

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Maybe I’m misunderstanding this whole thing. I just thought we couldn’t shitposts about feeding vegan pets?

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Yeah, it’s not all electric, some of the train is just regular matter

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I wouldn’t, my fish is a piranha

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TIL that piranhas are omnivores. I checked on Wikipedia before posting 😅

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I feel like I missed these completely. Does this mean no posting about rabbits etc?

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Apparently my bean vegan pet post was too soon

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Deleted by mods, I deserved that.

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You’ll have to wait until the embargo is lifted. I thought my post would be ok because it was meta but I guess the mods aren’t taking any chances. I don’t want to give the mods more work

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You’re 100% right, I’ll do better

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We missed the anniversary 😭 I guess it’ll have to be a biannual event like the Olympics

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Whoever filled the patent obviously didn’t consider the optics of this. I’m in the market for a new car and was considering a Ford. This will factor into my decision.

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A twin is a genetic clone and that would be considered incest.

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Holy shit, I assumed this was fake but it’s not x.com/elonmusk/status/1830390502836854925 (link accessible as of 2024-09-02)

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Wingers both left and right need to get out of their bubbles. Wingers have no idea what their opposition believe. And attacking centrists is an silly approach to further you’re cause. They’re literally the people you should be engaging with instead of producing bubbled memes like this.

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Facebook, I’ve been off it for 5ish years now. I miss some connections but I am much happier for it.

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