There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

files.catbox.moe

AtariDump , to lemmyshitpost in 🗜️🍋

I… I don’t get it.

The lemons are so sour they compressed the files?

Luccus ,

This is a spin on a existing meme called “Thour”, where various animals or objects are licking a lemon.

Please refere to this link for references.

ABasilPlant ,

I knew about the “Thour” meme, but still didn’t get why the directory turned compressed. My guess is that by licking the lemon, the directory folds in on itself, thus becoming compressed.

Luccus ,

That’d be my interpretation aswell.

xx3rawr ,

It retreats its non existent head from the sourness, as if folding itself in, generally making itself smaller, hence, compressed.

ABasilPlant ,

That checks out - thanks!

JackbyDev ,

Maybe because it puckers up so it’s smaller?

ilinamorato , to games in Marvels Rivals requires creators to sign a contract that removes your right to give a negative review in order to access the playtest

They saw what MKBHD’s honest reviews did to Fisker and Humane and said “can we stop that from happening?”

teft , to programmer_humor in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....
@teft@lemmy.world avatar

Where’s a 13 year old girl that knows Unix when you need her?

AtariDump ,
AtariDump ,

I miss /r/ItsAUnixSystem

ptz OP ,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

I searched a few of the bigger instances, but didn’t find one. It’s been almost a year, so I figure if one was going to pop up, it would have by now.

So, I made one: !its_a_unix_system (dubvee.org/c/its_a_unix_system)

Will try to get a few posts up soon.

joelfromaus ,
@joelfromaus@aussie.zone avatar

Subscribed (⌐■_■)

Qkall , to memes in Modern jeart!
@Qkall@lemmy.ml avatar
Thcdenton , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift needs a glass of water at night too

Never gets old

mydoomlessaccount , to lemmyshitpost in And so he spake unto them

To be fair, from this screenshot, I can’t concretely tell if he’s actually speaking words. He could be staring in the camera going “ma ma ma bababa wiwiwihiiiiiiiii baba” for 10 minutes straight. I turned my phone all the way up, but the picture still doesn’t have sound, so I don’t know :(

yamapikariya OP ,
@yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

Complete valid points. Will add sound to the image in the future.

BleatingZombie ,

But only the sound from that frame

It looks like it would sound something like “Oooooooooooooo”

yamapikariya OP ,
@yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

Kinda like this? youtu.be/dDzJvwz-lRM

CrowAirbrush ,

He might as well be going: “ma ma ma bababa wiwiwihiiiiiiiii”.

hydroptic , to noncredibledefense in Vatnik problems require vatnik solutions

Wait what. I must have missed the latest Vatnik Show episode

Ilovethebomb ,

OP can’t just drop this and run without a link.

zaphod ,

OP stripped naked and is now running around the battlefield like a crazy person to avoid answering questions.

Gork OP ,

fuck I’ve been had

Gork OP ,

Here’s one that’s pretty recent (warning Reddit link)

psud ,

old.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/s/3yBw0Q2akP old Reddit version for those who can’t/won’t view it on new Reddit or the horrid app

flamingo_pinyata ,

Vatnik found a way around Catch 22. Pretty creative if you ask me.

hydroptic ,

Not so fast!

Sure, running around naked is fucking crazy, and if you’re crazy you can ask to be moved off the front.

But if you ask, that means you’re obviously sane (because who in their right mind would want to keep fighting against Ukraine) and therefore fit for duty, and you get sent back to the front.

Well, either that or you get shot for being a dirty traitor who doesn’t want to die for the motherland.

Leate_Wonceslace , to noncredibledefense in Decisions, decisions.
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Wait, can a tank get pregnant?

Asking for a friend.

sugar_in_your_tea ,

One way to find out. ;)

hemko ,

This horny side of NCD scares me

sugar_in_your_tea ,

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

( ″-_•) ︻デ═━━一 ▸

👶

nuke ,
@nuke@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is why I’m not allowed in three military museum anymore

Uvine_Umbra ,

Check the Japanese models

dutchkimble ,

I’ve seen a pair of twins emerge out of it’s hole

Kusimulkku ,

Nothing prevents you from trying to breed it

Ohnobro , to lemmyshitpost in Bridge pillars lookin fine these days ngl

People died

GBU_28 , (edited )

That day? Yeah, like probably thousands

chaotic_disorganizer , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Low-pitched gurgling noises
  • laughs in european sinks *
Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Explain

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

European sinks are typically much larger than American or Canadian sinks, so it’s likely that the person climbed inside of their sink and was laughing while inside of it.

GBU_28 ,

My kitchen sink is massive as are my friend’s. Where do you think we wash our SUVs?

tautalas ,
@tautalas@lemmy.world avatar
Theme ,

Did you upload a youtube video to show a lemmy stranger your sink?

tautalas ,
@tautalas@lemmy.world avatar

Hell yeah

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

🤴

SmackemWittadic ,
@SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world avatar

That’s a Chad move right there

Theme ,

Hero.

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Holy shit! Need that!

Colour_me_triggered ,

I’ve lived in Europe my whole life and only ever seen that system in the bathroom. But I also have a rather nice dishwasher because life is too short to spend it standing over the sink like a fucking chump.

tautalas ,
@tautalas@lemmy.world avatar

I love washing dishes. I watch YouTube or listen to a podcast, and it’s better than fishing for me. Especially after a party of some sort, when there’s shitload of them

Rodeo ,

Wanna be my roommate?

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I used to hate doing dishes but then I discovered the podcast+dishes combo and it’s like magic because somehow I can be entertained and productive at the same time!

Colour_me_triggered ,

I’m physically about as white as it’s possible to be. But I’m not nearly white enough to be entertained by podcasts.

Colour_me_triggered ,

Well if you want to hand wash my dishes you may feel free to do so. But you have to wear cat ears and a maid outfit while doing so.

fishbone ,

Is doing the dishes a requirement or can I just come over in cat ears and a maid outfit?

Colour_me_triggered ,

How do you feel about life in the far north?

fishbone ,

Love it, the colder the better. Worst case scenario, the cat ears will be plenty enough to keep me warm.

Colour_me_triggered ,

Well let me know if you want to take up residence as the family pet ;)

woelkchen ,
@woelkchen@lemmy.world avatar

Cheaper sinks without that mechanism still have the plug attached to a chain you can just yank, so you can unplug without reaching in either way.

time_fo_that ,

Omg that is legendary

HackerJoe , to noncredibledefense in The Best Offense is a Good Jeffence

Jeff stands for ‘Joint Evaluated Fission and Fusion File’

…medium.com/who-is-jeff-and-why-does-he-have-nucl…

nuke ,
@nuke@sh.itjust.works avatar

Too credible

Typical Joe move trying to downplay Jeff’s offensive capabilities.

PeriodicallyPedantic , to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

I can fix him. He’s already a family man, how hard can the rest be?

starman2112 , to noncredibledefense in The Best Offense is a Good Jeffence
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I too own <10 nuclear weapons

Pyroglyph , to lemmyshitpost in Definitely deserves a place in the food pyramid
@Pyroglyph@lemmy.world avatar

Craving carbs? Nah, you just need nitrogen. Just breathe some air, bro.

What even is that chart?

Hominine , to lemmyshitpost in Definitely deserves a place in the food pyramid
@Hominine@lemmy.world avatar

It says vagina, but they really want us to eat nuts.

Gork OP ,

The question then becomes, which nuts?

eager_eagle ,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

deez

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Some vaginas have nuts, so you can eat both

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • random
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines