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LaserTurboShark69 , to games in Kingdom Hearts is coming to Steam - June 13

Do I need a calculator to figure out which order to play these games in?

PotatoKat ,

If you boot it up they give you the order to play it in. There is only 1 problem and it’s at the beginning. They tell you to watch 358/2 before playing 2
DO NOT DO THAT IT SPOILS A MAJOR PLOT IN PART 2

Play it in this order

1

Chain of memories

2

358/2 days

bighatchester , to games in Kingdom Hearts is coming to Steam - June 13

The names for these games are so weird. Am I reading that right 1.5 + 2.5 and then 2.8 ?

FehrIsFair ,

Yes. That is correct.

ech ,

Not only are the numbers weird, the games within the series (more than just the main 3) came out as exclusives to a wide variety of platforms. KH has such a bizarre history.

IzzyScissor ,

To the point where I legitimately thought it was a mockery of the series. Oof.

Ilflish ,

1.5 kind of makes sense. It holds Kingdom Hearts 1 and a remake of the GBA game that comes before Kingdom Hearts 2 (also comes with a the cutscenes of another game between 1 and 2). I guess they wanted to keep the naming similar because 2.5 comes with Kingdom Hearts 2 and…a prequel to every game… and a cutscene collection of some weird side game about an AI. They then released a bundle of both of these on PS4 which they named 1.5+2.5. 2.8 they were really scrambling. Because they wanted to release the rest of the games in some way before Kingdom Hearts 3 so that holds a sequel to Kingdom Hearts 2, A standalone demo for 3 and…a movie from the earliest part of the series that actually is a giant pit of questions with no answers which may or may not have been answered by the gacha. No idea.

bighatchester ,

It all makes so much sense now…

MeDuViNoX ,
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Surely they’ve updated 3 by now? Couldn’t they call it 3.128? /j

LiveLM ,

Man I hate it when I want to start playing a new franchise and I need a whole book to figure out what order to even play the games in

ouRKaoS ,

To learn Kingdom Hearts lore going in blind you’d need an autistic kid who’s hyper-fixated on it, a couple cases of monster energy, and a weeks worth of LSD micro doses.

That should get you up to speed on about 50% of it.

dan1101 ,

I like the idea of these games but the execution was way way more complicated than it needed to be.

Theharpyeagle ,

As a huge fan of these games… absolutely. I keep coming back because I love the characters so much and the story arcs within each game can be fairly satisfying, but the overarching plot is a complete mess.

Kolanaki ,
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This isn’t even the tip of the naming weirdness this series has.

I’ve seen an hour long video essay that focused entirely on how they named the games.

Crow , to linuxmemes in Chad Linux user
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If I want to break my computer I should be able to break my computer!

darthpenis69 OP ,
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That’s right! By worshipping the almighty penguin he gives us the power to make our expensive computers into useless novelty items.

TechyShishy ,
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Look, if we want to spend 6 hours rebuilding our MBR/GPT, bootsector, and efi partition from scratch, using our grandfather's butterfly, we should be allowed to. Insert angry xkcd here.

Jeom ,
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task managers creator added a function to kill the entire pc. but people reported it as a bug and someone else at Microsoft removed it

Someonelol , to games in Kingdom Hearts is coming to Steam - June 13
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Great. Now do Xenogears next.

Syltti ,

Xenosaga first.

SquigglyEmpire ,

I think that one would have to come from Bandai.

MeDuViNoX ,
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Both would be amazing.

LupertEverett , to games in Kingdom Hearts is coming to Steam - June 13
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Epic Crap Store having one less exclusive is always good to hear about.

ech , (edited )

They don’t care. They already got what they wanted.

MeDuViNoX ,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

No, they always want more.

RizzRustbolt , to games in Kingdom Hearts is coming to Steam - June 13

How many Xehanorts is that?

Alk ,

Being generous with this actual estimate, there’s like 22 of them.

hal_5700X , to games in Kingdom Hearts is coming to Steam - June 13

Finally.

thisfro , to lemmyshitpost in Big booty girl meteorologists are best meteorologists

Because people with a well sized bottoms can’t be good meteorologists?

PenisWenisGenius ,

Oh, he likely has a well sized bottom. You just can’t see it because of his suit.

thisfro ,

Ah yes of course!

Kusimulkku ,

Are the “weather girls” on Mexican TV actual meteorologists or just presenters?

Dagwood222 ,

Realistically, how many ‘weather reporters’ actually studied it? And of the ones who did how many have access to a private weather station?

Kusimulkku ,

Where I live I think they’re all meteorologists or similar. That’s why I’m wondering what’s the situation in Mexico

Dagwood222 ,

I’m in the USA where it varies station by station, and even from news show to show.

thisfro ,

Yeah same

Deme , (edited )

Private weather station?

It’s pretty much impossible to make reliable forecasts based on the data of a singular weather station. The initial data comes in from a variety of sources including satellites, radars, surface observation stations (weather stations) and upper air soundings around the globe. All of the above are maintained by public sector organizations who collaborate and share the data because the weather is an inescapably global thing. During WW2 the Germans actually set foot in Canada to set up a weather station in an attempt to spread the coverage of their observation network.

Nowadays all that data is used as inputs for numerical weather prediction models, running on supercomputers in the basements of meteorological institutes and agencies. Big global ones like ECMWF and GFS are used pretty much by all meteorologists around the world, who look at those and other smaller, more local models. They compare the different forecasts and critically evaluate the probabilities of different outcomes. They apply their own judgement selecting the most credible raw forecast and then edit that if needed. All in all, it’s a very global effort.

At least where myself and @Kusimulkku are from, meteorologists at the public broadcasting company (where that title is a requirement for getting the job) collaborate closely with their colleagues at the national meteorological institute. Their job is to comprehend the situation as presented by the institute, decide which bits of it are important, and then boil that down into a smooth and easy to understand presentation.

If a weather reporter isn’t an actual meteorologist, then there is an actual meteorologist behind the scenes who made the presentation for the reporter to present.

Dagwood222 ,

You realize that your long and complex comment didn’t mention big booty even once?

Rectified.

herbeauty.co/…/11-most-attractive-weather-girls-o…

dragontamer ,

I thought I’d share with you that someone really liked your post and shared it on a sublemmy I moderate: lemmy.world/post/15449701

I also like your post. I realize you’re in a shitposting topic so maybe everyone else is just… well… shitposting. But its still good to see experienced posts like yours.

Artyom ,

I am willing to wager that in America, at least 95% of the people who report the weather live have degrees in meteorology or a related field. I almost took that career path.

Dagwood222 ,

tuko.co.ke/…/439109-beautiful-female-weather-pres…

Feel free to check these presenters out and let me know their study habits.

Artyom ,

The top one is a double major in broadcast journalism and political science and has a certificate in meteorology. The next american majored in meteorology and minored in math, and recently went back to get a masters in climate science. I could go through the whole list, but I have better things to do. Thanks for providing the source to prove my point.

Dagwood222 ,

If you’re worried about time management, don’t dive into rabbit holes in the comment section of a thread about big booty weather girls.

xx3rawr ,

I hope they are at least professional journalists. I hope.

NoneOfUrBusiness ,

I mean no, but the people with meteorology degrees are probably not gonna be working a job where the number one requirement is to be hot (and not, y'know, have a meteorology degree).

AnUnusualRelic , to lemmyshitpost in The Way of the Samurai begins with mastering Adobe Flash
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Whereas in modern Japan, the samurai would just send you a fax.

steal_your_face , to games in Kingdom Hearts is coming to Steam - June 13
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SternburgExport , to lemmyshitpost in O Guard of the Sky, what is your Wisdom?

Imagine standing there in disbelief of what you‘re witnessing and when you ask him he‘s just like: „The fuck you want?“

aciDC14 , to games in Kingdom Hearts is coming to Steam - June 13

Finally!!! Thank god i don’t have to shill 60(+) dollars to Epic just to get it on PC!

ech , (edited )

You’re still rewarding the Epic exclusivity by giving them your money now. They get the bonus cash from Epic and your purchase years later.

hungryphrog , to lemmyshitpost in The Way of the Samurai begins with mastering Adobe Flash
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Gurfaild , to lemmyshitpost in The Way of the Samurai begins with mastering Adobe Flash

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Gork OP ,

Truly the finest words he has ever written. Hamlet cannot compare to the pain felt by losing an SSL cert.

proper , to games in Kingdom Hearts is coming to Steam - June 13
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gotta be deck compatible right?

khlinxchaos ,

Probably not fully, unless they actually do work on the games. The cutscenes on some of the games play with a proprietary protocol that even Proton-GE can’t run. So, while the game works, the cutscenes don’t.

It’s feasible that they will fix it, but I consider it highly unlikely.

mynachmadarch ,

Do you have any documentation on this you can link because it doesn't really make sense what you mean and I love learning about these things. Most of the cutscenes will be rendered in engine so nothing special there, and the pre-rendered ones if they used an unusual codec I don't get why the codec isn't baked into the game files which would render that also a moot problem.

khlinxchaos ,

github.com/FlaareZero/…/how_to.mdgithub.com/KHOmega/…/vanilla-linux-setup.md

The codec for prerendered cutscenes isn’t baked in.

mynachmadarch ,

Okay, that's pretty lame. According to several spots (all quoting an RPGsite writer and an emoji response from a Sqenix dev) square Enix actually brought in a third party company specifically to improve Steam Deck support. Honestly makes sense, the steam deck seems like their largest potential new customer base.

BarbecueCowboy ,

I’d hope so and square enix has been… improving, but their track record of ports even working properly on an average windows PC is not super great. I’m still hoping I’m wrong, but betting against it launching in verified status and kinda 50/50 on it working at all on my steam deck.

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