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FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in I'm breakin' rocks in the hot sun
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Buy legal weed. Still federally illegal.

callyral , to lemmyshitpost in I'm breakin' rocks in the hot sun
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crossing the street beside, but not on, a sidewalk

londos , to lemmyshitpost in I'm breakin' rocks in the hot sun

To this day I don’t know how to read Tweets in the right order. I always feel like I’m reading a Carnac joke.

TexasDrunk ,

YouTube to MP3.

YOUTUBE TO MP3!

Opens envelope and blows into it, pulling out a card

What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

gst0ck ,

Think Jeopardy.

downpunxx OP ,

deep cut

residentmarchant ,

I know how to read them, but I still always read the top tweet first, then the original tweet, then the top tweet again…

I know, I’m dumb

tigeruppercut ,

Carnac

I never watched Carson but then I found out about art fern a couple years ago. Looks like I’ve got another set of sketches to look up now

callyral ,
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Retweets are like parentheses in math

callyral ,
@callyral@pawb.social avatar

Retweets are like parentheses in math

^sorry if this shows up as a double comment, i’m not sure why it wasn’t posting my comment^

db2 , to lemmyshitpost in I'm breakin' rocks in the hot sun

When you cross the street put your first step just over the crosswalk paint. Watch out for cops though, they’ll shoot!

henfredemars ,

Sir this is America. They would be shooting anyway.

Crashumbc ,

Only if you’re brown or darker…

henfredemars ,

Or an acorn. Or sleeping…

lung , to lemmyshitpost in I'm breakin' rocks in the hot sun
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Steal an unloved kitten and give her a good home

bazus1 ,

I knew there were some unsavory-types here on Lemmy, but I didn’t know there were f’n monsters here. How do you sleep at night, you ghoul?

ScruffyDucky ,

Probably surrounded by kitties

Crashumbc ,

That now have good homes.

Neato ,
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Any outdoor cats without tags that you can convince to live with you is legally yours.

Don’t let your cats outdoors, people. Free cats.

LodeMike , to lemmyshitpost in I'm breakin' rocks in the hot sun

Not a crime and also completely legal

Kidplayer_666 ,

It is violation of copyright?

quixotic120 ,

Civil matter, not criminal

LodeMike ,

No it’s completely legal. It’s called time shifting.

kn33 ,
wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Copyright infringement becomes a criminal offense when it involves intentional and willful violations on a commercial scale

nobody who is ripping music from a shitty yt music vid is turning it into a commercial venture

Crashumbc ,

According to the record companies and the money they pay judges it is!!!

henfredemars , to lemmyshitpost in I'm breakin' rocks in the hot sun

Posts direct content from news articles on Lemmy to save clicks and deny clickbait traffic.

MacNCheezus ,
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That’s not illegal, it’s merely unethical.

kn33 ,

It’s copyright infringement

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Oh, looks like I misread that comment.

Crashumbc ,

But moral…

samus12345 , to lemmyshitpost in I'm breakin' rocks in the hot sun
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Download pirated games and movies. 🏴‍☠️

son_named_bort , to lemmyshitpost in I'm breakin' rocks in the hot sun

Remove the tag from a couch that isn’t yours.

Delonix ,

That tag could be useful!

MacNCheezus , to lemmyshitpost in I'm breakin' rocks in the hot sun
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Drive past a red light at an empty intersection at 1am

Sir_Fridge , to lemmyshitpost in well shoot

ZAKJE

frankpsy , to lemmyshitpost in well shoot

If he was at Walmart his issue would be finding one of those bags.

Daxtron2 , to lemmyshitpost in well shoot

I’ve never understood the point of these bags. I have no problem just not using them?

whereBeWaldo ,

I don’t want the stuff I buy to touch the shopping cart or the conveyor also it is easier to separate them from other stuff in the fridge when you get back home

FireRetardant ,

Do you have any idea how many boxes, crates, hands and other surfaces the produce has already touched? Its also just sitting in the open at the store for people to touch, sneeze on, drop on the floor. The carts and the conveyor won’t make it any worse and you should be washing all produce before eating it anyway.

whereBeWaldo ,

Yeah I am aware of all of that, and I wash the stuff always. Even if the bag gets me no benefits it still makes me feel more at ease.

Esqplorer ,

Future generations hate you

whereBeWaldo ,

What a coincidence I hate them as well

Iapar ,

I’m hooked on a feelin’

I’m high on believin’

🎶

Spitzspot ,
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Babies’ diapers leak and the carts are almost never cleaned.

Stovetop ,
  • Loose small produce like beans or cherries - keeps them all together.
  • Moistened produce like kale or cilantro - keeps everything else in the bag from getting wet.
  • Produce with flaky detritus like onions or garlic - keeps pieces of peel from getting everywhere.
  • Raw meat prone to leakage - keeps other items in the bag from being exposed to potential pathogens.

They sell reusable mesh bags to help with the first scenario, but they aren’t really helpful for the other 3. I also try to be mindful of not buying more reusable bags I don’t need because most of those end up in landfills long before the 100/200/500/20,000 uses needed to offset the number of plastic bags you’d use otherwise.

Paper bags would help for the first and third scenarios as well, but not the other two. And single-use paper is nearly as bad.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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Moistened produce like kale or cilantro - keeps everything else in the bag from getting wet.

Moistening leafy greens makes the rot faster. I hate that grocery stores do this. I’ve even seen them spraying bags of greens, which is just a waste of water.

sirico , to lemmyshitpost in well shoot
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All that stuff was in dirt not long ago it’ll be fine without one

MutilationWave ,

Dirt AND shit!

Xephonian ,

I think they are for checkout convenience. That’s why they’re so thin, don’t mess up the weight.

Sam_Bass , to lemmyshitpost in well shoot

Time like that call for a spittake

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