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Sam_Bass , to lemmyshitpost in well shoot

Time like that call for a spittake

CrowAirbrush , to lemmyshitpost in well shoot

You might want to watch “zakje” by John Fealey, bonus laughs if you’re Dutch as more of it will be relatable.

wesker , to lemmyshitpost in well shoot
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Protip: lick the end of the bag, so the plastic sticks to your fingers

crony ,
@crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz avatar

My fingers naturally can open them dry, no need for licking.

HotsauceHurricane ,

OOOh FANCY PANTS RICH MCGEE OVER HERE.

onion ,

Fancy pants? More like greasy hands!

crony , (edited )
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I can wash my hand for 2 minutes thoroughly, and will still open a bag with no issues

MudMan ,

My personal lifehack is to hold the side that opens between my lips and blow, that loosens them up pretty reliably.

And if you're lucky it makes a farting noise, so I consider that a bonus.

PahassaPaikassa ,

Even prorer tip: pull the handles gently apart from each other, the pulling will make the plastic to come apart and then you can grab the edges and open it.

This works in finnish supermarkets, dunno if the bags are the same over there.

downpunxx OP ,

find the grocery store vegetable rain forest get those little soldiers moist

bmsok ,

Hashtag producestrong

whereBeWaldo ,

I just eat the bag, its easier, free and delicious with the added benefit of supplying my daily microplastic demand

steelyDansSteamedHam ,

And I will not stop until my testicles can be used as ping pong balls!

Swedneck , to lemmyshitpost in well shoot
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yet another reason why paper veggie bags are better, trivially easy to open.

lamabop , to lemmyshitpost in well shoot

Learn to moisturise goddamnit

faizalr , to lemmyshitpost in well shoot
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Nice tshirt.

Varven , to lemmyshitpost in toxic
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Doctor who reference

hemko , to lemmyshitpost in toxic

What movie/show was this? I vaguely remember this character but no idea where it was from

Axiochus ,

Doctor Who!

Trainguyrom ,

It’s from the second? episode of the new Dr Who series

Zoot ,
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With David Tennant as the Doctor right? I never watched much Dr Who but yet I can very much remember the last human.

GratefullyGodless ,
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Her first appearance was with Christopher Eccleston’s Doctor. Her second, and final, appearance was with David Tennant’s Doctor.

Cqrd ,

The old new doctor who from 2005, important distinction because there’s a new doctor who series starting in 2024

EleventhHour , (edited )
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Only regarding the episode indexing, not a new show in the same sense as Classic Who compared to nuWho. That was a full-on reboot of the series. This… represents a shift between platforms and the marketing efforts to appeal to new viewers unfamiliar with Doctor Who.

Apparently, Disney believed that starting at S14 would be off-putting to potential new viewers to the show (feeling that catching up would be too daunting), so they reset it to S01 for their streaming service.

Edit:

That is - according to both Disney, the BBC, and literally everyone else ever asked about this with any “official knowledge” - is the only reason for the season number reset. Just a marketing decision for putting the show on D+ as a fresh, new series for the majority of D+ subscribers.

nforminvasion ,

Fuck Disney. They’re gearing to buy the show when the Tories axe the BBC even more.

Cqrd ,

Yep, but even my softwarre separates it as a different series. I understand all of that, but it is still, for all intents and purposes, a new Doctor Who series.

Trainguyrom ,

I did not know that! I checked out about 2 seasons into Capaldi after watching the new series religiously and haven’t returned primarily due to difficulties finding places to watch it, although now more due to young kids who i have to schedule around

punkaccountant , to lemmyshitpost in book club fed

Not sure if it’s bad photoshop or bad angle…but it looks like there is only one leg coming out of her dress.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

You’ve never seen her hop?

Zenjal , to lemmyshitpost in wait for it

Geeze, unbelievable. Like, I get the joke, but who did you spell it wrong 5 times?

Decoy321 ,

Get out.

smokebuddy , to lemmyshitpost in wait for it

Were you sent here by the devil?

fulcrummed ,

Wrong good sir, it’s on the level.

Anders , to lemmyshitpost in wait for it
psud ,

Everything is under control

rickdg , to lemmyshitpost in book club fed
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Worst case for him is house arrest, so actual golfing.

Best case, he’s back to fumbling as a non-convicted criminal, so still golfing.

db2 , to lemmyshitpost in book club fed

Grandpa dad more like.

verstra ,

She is taking to her children, saying that their grampa is in prison.

shani66 ,

And it’s well known that Trump has a thing for Ivanka, he’s making an incest joke

mishielda1234 ,

Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted, you’re right. Ivanka is Donald and Ivana Trump’s daughter, who is “writing” about talking to her kids. Trump’s daughter’s kids are his grandkids. Seems pretty straightforward to me.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in toxic
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moisturize fabric softener me!

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