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All good

On the brink of a federal shutdown, the House passes a 45-day funding plan and sends it to Senate (apnews.com)

WASHINGTON (AP) — On the brink of a federal government shutdown, the House on Saturday swiftly approved a 45-day funding bill to keep federal agencies open as Speaker Kevin McCarthy dropped demands for steep spending cuts and relied on Democratic votes for passage to send the package to the Senate....

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Very brave of them to do their jobs

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The rape gangs were no problem though

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Look up her back story

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For anyone that doesn’t click…

It was 200 satellites. Estimate is based on the cost of a falcon 9 launch ($67,000,000) which can take about 50 satellites.

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I’m sure it’s cheaper than 67 mil since they can launch at cost and not worry about profits but it’s definitely more than just the cost of the satellites.

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Fair enough!

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I couldn’t get into the anime until the live action. Now I like both!

I wonder how many fires have been started because people left the pizza box in the oven while trying to keep it warm

I’ve seen a few people put their delivered pizza in the oven after everyone grabs a piece to keep it warm. I’ve also seen a lot of those people forget the pizza is in there and either have to throw it out or only noticed after they preheated their oven.

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Cardboard burns up pretty quickly. I would think the fire would be contained in the oven no?

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It’s probably 5/5 lol

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It makes sense to just have one machine that employees have to maintain and refill. Sounds like you can still ask for a refill.

Go to 7/11 if you want to make your gross soda combos lol

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Bush and his cabinet all knew

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I believe he admitted it was lies

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Metamucil for regularity

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What a fucking saint

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But he didn’t do the drugs! /s

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You can legally kill someone in a self defense situation so just because guns are designed to kill doesn’t make them different from another product that can be used illegally.

Cars can be used to kill people illegally and we don’t hold the manufacturer responsible.

IMO holding manufacturers responsible would just lead to a legal mess and a waste of court time/resources. I’d rather have better background checks, and other limits on gun purchases.

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3/4 states would need to ratify an amendment repealing the 2nd amendment. I can’t imagine any amendment being ratified in my lifetime let alone one repealing the 2nd amendment.

I’d rather start with legislation that has majority support and a realistic chance of passing.

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Hostile but ok… I’m talking about intentionally misusing a car to kill people illegally like running someone over on purpose, not car safety standards like a defective airbag or something.

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Probably more doable but doubtful with the current Supreme Court.

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Everyone knows guns are deadly. Not everyone knew tobacco was. Tobacco companies knew and withheld that information and marketed their products as safe.

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Nothing beats the thrill of watching those images load line by line!

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Did the implosion cause the reveal?

How to sleep after wisdom teeth extraction

I seem to be generating excessive amounts of saliva to the point where I need a disposable cup to kinda drool it into every couple of minutes. This makes sleeping kinda hard and so I’m wondering is there a trick? I had to make a sort of makeshift bib out of a towel just to combat this last night and that allowed me to get a...

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Could smoke some weed. Maybe the cotton mouth will cancel out the drooling.

Edit: only joking of course!

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Yes probably not the best advice. Edited so it’s clear it’s only a joke.

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Does Trump have to be present for the whole thing? My adhd is getting triggered just thinking about sitting still for a 4 month trial. Good luck orange dude 😂

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Awesome! Any eta for that?

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Wow good job Texas! What if they never graduate high school though 😂

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Ahh figured it would cover that lol. Thanks!

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Flash storage has come a long way in 10 years!

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consumers may also help reduce system costs by adapting their electricity consumption to the availability of renewable energy

From the linked paper. They mention some other options for storage like batteries (plenty of environmental issues there though) but based on the quoted text I have a hard time taking this seriously if they actually expect people to change their behavior.

EU imports record volumes of liquefied natural gas from Russia (www.ft.com)

“It’s shocking that countries in the EU have worked so hard to wean themselves off piped Russian fossil gas only to replace it with the shipped equivalent. It doesn’t matter if it comes from a pipeline or a boat — it still means European companies are sending billions to [Vladimir] Putin’s war chest.”

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The jump comes from a low base as the EU did not import significant amounts of LNG before the war in Ukraine due to its reliance on piped gas from Russia.

Always read the articles people!

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Any chance a co-op studio could replace or compete with the big studios? I’m sure the biggest hurdle would be raising enough capital but it would be nice to see the actual actors and film crews taking ownership.

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I could live without more marvel movies but they’re still going to be made. It would be nice if the people making the films actually owned them.

Union Lets Tom Cruise Act During Strike From Fear Of What He’ll Do When He Can’t Make Movies (www.theonion.com)

“You can tell there is an unrelenting darkness within him that can only be exorcised by jumping a motorcycle into a canyon or parachuting out of a plane in semi-orbit—and none of us wants to find out where that energy would be redirected were he not able to spend 17 hours a day performing stunts for a camera crew."

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Where’s Shelly Tom?!

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Yeah it shouldn’t be hard at all. Just need to know the link between images and posts.

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Article said March 4th

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@linux @programmerhumor !programmerhumor

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Interesting. I assumed i for iterator.

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Make the posts you want to see. I’ve posted some questions in some niche communities here and I get well thought out responses and discourse.

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Yeah the only thing I’ve gone back to Reddit for is some sports subs and like you said, only when something specific is happening.

TIL The Katy Freeway in Houston, TX was expanded in 2008 to 26 lanes (one of the widest in the world) and 5 years later had longer peak travel times than before the expansion (www.nytimes.com)

For critics of widening projects, the prime example of induced demand is the Katy Freeway in Houston, one of the widest highways in the world with 26 lanes....

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If they had the space for 26 lanes maybe go with express lanes and better on/off ramps?

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Some express lanes do charge a toll so I see his point but ideally it would be a toll free express lane

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Mario Bros 1-3

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Benedict Cumberbatch plays him in The Electrical Life of Louis Wain. Really enjoyed it!

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I didn’t notice but It definitely had some disorienting vibes so maybe that was part of it

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There’s a clear link between cocaine and cardiovascular disease

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At work if I ask 2 questions in an email I’m guaranteed 1 or 0 answers.

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It sounds like he’s depriving himself

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