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ILikeBoobies ,

Power move

TheReturnOfPEB ,

Like … what did that horse do to Elon ?

irreticent ,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

Ever hear of Mr. Hands?

RagingRobot ,

All the best men have to pay for sex

bradorsomething ,

He’s just looking for a stable relationship.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

This isn’t even a horse joke- he wants brood mares. That’s why he has 11 children. He’s 100% in on the whole “Great Replacement” lie.

theverge.com/…/elon-musk-great-replacement-conspi…

Fedizen ,

I think he has some kind of “positive eugenics” bullshit and it aligns with his narcissism where he thinks he and his genes are special. If he believed in “great replacement” and acted on it earnestly he’d give his workers time to leave work and have kids.

Its clear like he saw “humans on mars” as catnip for futurists who will give him money he sees “great replacement” as catnip for racists who will protect his money pile from taxes.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

he thinks he and his genes are special.

Oh no question. He thinks that the reason he’s fallen upwards from Daddy’s emerald mine to Theil’s crush to king of the hill is because he is superior and not because he’s super lucky.

khannie , (edited )
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar

Pocket change.

as of June 2024, Forbes estimates his net worth to be US$210 billion.

Link.

Highest median house price by state in the US is $787,000. That’s the highest in the nicest place. Link.

A total of…

Brace yourself…

Approximately one 250,000th of his wealth. (actual is higher)

Edit: I apologise in advance for any maths fuck ups. It’s Friday evening where I am. You’re hearin’ me.

Edit 2: Read on for some shenanigans

dQw4w9WgXcQ ,

But the post says “horse” not “house”. You know, like the neigh-type of thing.

khannie , (edited )
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar

🐴🤦‍♂️

I will leave my post as an acknowledgment of my wine based mistakes.

On the other hand though… It just makes things worse by, like, several orders of magnitude.

Edit; What’s worse is that I read the whole horse article before, set in my mind what a cunt he was for offering something he had an excess of (other than money, obviously), then promptly got outraged that he only offered a house.

Kids, alcohol is a powerful drug.

arken ,

Well, it’s implied that a house is part of the deal, since where else is the horse going to live? A flight attendant won’t have a horse house just sitting around.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Nah she can just bring it with her to work, and tuck it away in the back.

bane_killgrind ,

You could spend 3/4 million on a horse, depending

jonne ,

I feel like a horse is more of a gift you give to people you hate. Now they’re stuck with a horse and they need to find a place to stable it and pay through the nose in maintenance.

Kortalh ,

Are you talking about neigh-bors? Because houses have those!

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

I love it. Don’t ever stop this.

khannie ,
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar

❤️

Xephonian ,

We’ve already established that. Now we’re just haggling about the price.

Raiderkev ,

This was news like 2 years ago

Jiggle_Physics ,

i think it is older than that now isn’t it? I happened in 2016, i thought it came to the news in like 2019 or 2020… then again, life is like a blur to me, so…

Zip2 ,

A ride for a ride.

Tyfud ,

I’m going to be so happy to see his death caused by a likely drug overdose. Not because I take joy in his death, but we’ll finally be rid of having to hear about his stupidity and drama every day.

stiephelando ,

Not because I take joy in his death

Uh, yeah me neither…

Passerby6497 , (edited )

I’m not sure what’s more ridiculous, offering her heroin for sex, or giving her the financial liability of taking care of an equine in exchange for 10-20 minutes of disappointment.

xantoxis ,

He was offering to play a game of 1-on-1 basketball with special rules in her driveway.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Reminds me of that job that offered the winner at work a Toyota, and gave her a Toy Yoda. She sued and won.

CheapFrottage ,

How the fuck did he get a horse on the flight in the first place?

werefreeatlast ,

It’s a big plane I assume. You have to see the horse I got my wife. I didn’t have real horse money. But this one changes colors in warm water or cold water. It’s awesome 😎.

homesnatch ,

Shall we assume the color-changing water horse was exchanged for sex?

werefreeatlast ,

Oh wait what? What kind of forum is this!

homesnatch ,

This isn’t H4S?

thisbenzingring ,

Elon should have known…

Horse girls, horse girls

They live in a different world

this song www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0owILEBvb0 by Tacocat always cracks me up

Willy ,

I couldn’t make out a single word.

thisbenzingring ,

They’re a punk band so that’s kinda the point but when you have heard it a few times it’s more clear

It’s a funny and smart song. Here’s the lyrics

They know the different breeds Of all their favorite steeds Breyers on their desks Long hair and long necks

Horse girls, horse girls They live in a different world They know the different breeds Of all their favorite steeds Breyers on their desks Long hair and long necks

No time for girls or boys Horses their only joy Work stables for the rides Makes them feel so alive

Horse girls, horse girls They live in a different world No time for girls or boys Horses their only joy Work stables for the rides Makes them feel so alive

Complete collection Of all things equestrian There’s ponies, colts, and foals Horses are in their souls

Horse girls, horse girls They live in a different world Complete collection Of all things equestrian There’s ponies, colts, and foals Horses are in their souls^___^

peopleproblems ,

No, see, the real mistake he made was being a cheapskate because she definitely had a price, and he thought it was too much. The richest man on earth wanted some ez pz ass and was too cheap to get it.

So she gets a $250k settlement and he looks like a pervert. Real smart man there.

The morale, to me, is that you don’t fucking sexually harass your employees, and if you do, you better fucking be ready to pay the consequences.

TrickDacy ,

Moral*

lanolinoil ,
@lanolinoil@lemmy.world avatar

maybe it’s what pumps him up

ScruffyDucky ,

TrickDacy ,

Lol nice

Pretzilla ,

He had a bunch of horses that came with some land he bought he was trying to get rid of - jeeze

answersplease77 ,

this’s why it’s a nightmare to be married to a douchbag like him

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