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SpaceNoodle ,

Is the growth pattern exponential, bursty, steady? If it’s the first, you’re practically doubling every two months.

SpaceNoodle ,

“Free to play” but it’s absolutely packed with subscriptions and microtransactions, you have to pay for literally everything or else you’re dead almost instantly

SpaceNoodle ,

“All I said was that the protesters deserved to die! Stop being so mean to meeeeeeee” - this guy, probably.

SpaceNoodle ,

Is anyone paying for Prime just for the video content?

SpaceNoodle ,

Limp basically had fuck-all to do with Zoox.

Kuiper is a shitshow.

Alexa was turned into a skeleton crew.

Fire TV, following the Fire tablets, got moved to China for basic HW churn.

Kindle is the only innovating and lasting legacy of the organization formerly known as Lab126, but that predates Limp.

SpaceNoodle ,

Saving is extra.

SpaceNoodle ,

I calculated with my salary, and it takes me longer to get to my desk.

Running AI is so expensive that Amazon will probably charge you to use Alexa in future, says outgoing exec (www.businessinsider.com)

Running AI is so expensive that Amazon will probably charge you to use Alexa in future, says outgoing exec::In an interview with Bloomberg, Dave Limp said that he “absolutely” believes that Amazon will soon start charging a subscription fee for Alexa

SpaceNoodle ,

That’s clearly not mortadella, you philistine.

SpaceNoodle ,

I’d do the math to calculate the number of negative beetles you are, but I don’t actually care that much

SpaceNoodle ,

@Stamets thanks for all you’ve been doing for us. Hope to see you again soon. Take care of yourself.

SpaceNoodle ,

In that case, just keep taking care of yourself.

SpaceNoodle ,

DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

SpaceNoodle , (edited )

They’re light bulbs, they emit light, it’s literally what you’re seeing

Edit: fuck, you people don’t understand humor. Is it not open-source?

SpaceNoodle ,

I’d hesitate to call Dare “major.”

SpaceNoodle ,

A cursory search, which I ran before I commented, didn’t reveal that fact for me.

Mere charting isn’t a great measure, though, since plenty of ephemeral trash has done so as well.

SpaceNoodle ,

No.

SpaceNoodle ,

That’s what we want to happen. Some people just want to make others miserable while curled up in their unrealistic ideological safe spaces.

SpaceNoodle ,

Or a young friend. Or a friend around the same age.

SpaceNoodle ,

A 6 year old kindergartener does sound kinda old tho

The Man Amazon Erased (www.tabletmag.com)

Jackson soon discovered that Amazon suspended his account because a Black delivery driver who’d come to his house the previous day had reported hearing racist remarks from his video doorbell. In a brief email sent to Jackson at 3 a.m., the company explained how it unilaterally placed all of his linked devices and services on...

SpaceNoodle ,

ITT: people missing the point of the article

SpaceNoodle ,

Wow, a smartphone interface that doesn’t have full desktop functionality? Super bizarre.

SpaceNoodle ,

Literally not a strawman.

How dare I mention a side topic!

Get over yourself.

SpaceNoodle ,

Have fun with your illiteracy while glibly funding bigots.

SpaceNoodle ,

OK, I get it, you’re a bigot.

SpaceNoodle ,

Oink oink bigoty pig

SpaceNoodle ,

What do you call someone who defends bigots? A bigot!

SpaceNoodle ,

Of course!

SpaceNoodle ,

“No U?” Brilliant work there, Bigoty McBigotpants.

SpaceNoodle ,

I’m not even bothering to read your bigotry defense.

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