Semi-Hemi-Demigod

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 10 months ago to funny in Would work better than a turn signal

If you’re going to start crying because you can’t merge you lack the emotional fortitude to operate a 2,000 lb vehicle.

It also implies they’re the sort of person who won’t accelerate to the speed of traffic to merge, causing traffic and accidents.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 10 months ago to memes in dark tower deck supremacy

I'll have you know my back hurts all the time

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 10 months ago to funny in Would work better than a turn signal

People like this are why we need better public transit

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 10 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Are you feeling...

Where's the Infinite Sadness?

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 10 months ago to technology in Why did the metaverse die? Because Silicon Valley doesn’t understand the concept of fun

I think the article is accurate, and they make a good argument for the fact that Silicon Valley is anti-fun. Even without all the data tracking they still think people want to make money playing games, which is ridiculously out of touch

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 10 months ago to technology in Why did the metaverse die? Because Silicon Valley doesn’t understand the concept of fun

I feel the same way. They’re in it to become a unicorn and get a big exit. They don’t care about making good software, just profitable software. The vibe in Silicon Valley stopped being hackers and became bankers.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 10 months ago to showerthoughts in elon musk sounds like the name of a men's cologne

The word "elan" means "energy, style, and enthusiasm." I'm surprised a cologne named "Elan Musk" hasn't already been invented

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 10 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Enjoy. (I promise he's actually there somewhere)

Sneaksy Picard Maneuverses

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 10 months ago to lemmyshitpost in It's like they know...

I’m a Volvo owner with a CEL and I’m scared.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 10 months ago to games in You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

I spend three years locked in a tiny capsule and then die because the engineers forgot to add parachutes.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 10 months ago to world in Blinken warned lawmakers Azerbaijan may invade Armenia in coming weeks

All of the profit, none of the property destruction at home.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 10 months ago to world in Blinken warned lawmakers Azerbaijan may invade Armenia in coming weeks

We're really slow-rolling WWIII

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 10 months ago to nostupidquestions in What is the name of the building at festivals located opposite the stage where the cameramen and lighting crews are located?

Probably from the theater. The stage would be at the back of the building, and this would be in the "front of the house."

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 10 months ago to assholedesign in Doordash now has a tab to advertise other stores that you can accidentally swipe-up when trying to scroll down the menu

The product manager who led that team probably got a nice bonus for increasing engagement

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 10 months ago to selfhosted in good alternatives to raspberry pi which are cheap and efficient?

Plus it's got a built-in UPS