Semi-Hemi-Demigod

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 27 days ago to nostupidquestions in Do 9-5 jobs still exist in the U.S.?

Yeah. There's always a chance that a customer could have an issue on a weekend and then I've gotta fix it. Once I was on 27 hours of conference calls over a weekend. But as I've gotten better at my job those sorts of things happen less and less.

Honestly the worst part of my job is doing my timesheets and updating weekly status, but when the weather's good I do that from my hammock with a cold beer in hand which makes it suck less.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 27 days ago to nostupidquestions in Do 9-5 jobs still exist in the U.S.?

I'm salaried so I don't have a lunch break. I work from home so I basically set my own hours as long as I can be contacted from about 10am to 3pm and go to any meetings I have scheduled.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 27 days ago to noncredibledefense in The non-credible world of the DGSE

I bet the LGBTQ+ movement has done wonders for recruiting.

"Ve have footage of you haffink gay sex."

"Yes, I'm gay. That's my husband. The kids were finally gone for an hour so we had some fun."

"Blyat."

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 27 days ago to news in Hillary Clinton celebrates Donald Trump verdict with 'She was right' merch

He didn't lose shit. Square footage is what matters, not people.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 27 days ago to android in Apple Signals That It’s Working on TV+ App for Android Phones

I remember when iTunes was called SoundJam MP and that was much nicer than iTunes. I still miss its eclipse visualizer.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 28 days ago to nostupidquestions in Is lemmy now what reddit used to be 10+ years ago?

Which was when Slashdot was like BBS before the Eternal September

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 28 days ago to news in TRUMP GUILTY ON ALL 34 COUNTS

The top post in music is Alice Cooper's "Guilty"

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 28 days ago to news in Donald Trump found guilty in N.Y. hush money trial

President Biden’s campaign spokesman said Trump’s conviction shows “no one is above the law.” “There is still only one way to keep Donald Trump out of the Oval Office: at the ballot box,”

That's fucking terrifying

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 28 days ago to news in TRUMP GUILTY ON ALL 34 COUNTS

Well that didn't take long.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 28 days ago to technology in US Officials: A Russian Rocket Launch Last Week Likely Deployed A Space Weapon

I'm less concerned with them being effective and more concerned they'll fuck up and kick off Kessler Syndrome

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 28 days ago to news in Americans shrug over falling birthrate

A big one is that pregnancy and child birth SUUUUUCK. Women finally have the ability to avoid it entirely, and I don't blame them.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 28 days ago to news in Men with 'toxic masculinity' are more likely to make sexual advances without consent, study finds

You dodged three bullets, bro. If a woman gets turned off by asking then she's either not into you or she wants you to chase her, and both should be deal-breakers.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 28 days ago to news in Man with suspended license appears in Michigan court over Zoom while driving

I'd think it would be common sense not to be driving when you have a court appearance. I'd put on at least a collared shirt and a tie and take the call from a quiet place where there's nothing else going on.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 28 days ago to news in Israel Used U.S.-Made Bombs in Strike That Killed Dozens in Rafah [Robin Stein, Christiaan Triebert, and Haley Willis | May 29, 2024 | NY Times]

🇺🇸 *And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free" 🦅

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 28 days ago to android in Apple Signals That It’s Working on TV+ App for Android Phones

Hopefully this works out better than the time they made iTunes for Windows