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mojofrododojo , 1 month ago I hope they have some kind of telemetry system. TOP 10 BY LENGTH TOP 10 BY GIRTH TOP 10 BY % of methane emitted TOP 10 BY DECIBEL interpretive grunting / prayer (In some regions known as seis de mayo) - I’m afraid this requires judges at the ready, so may not be practical. what other empirical measurements could offer meaningful opportunities for competition? We’re gonna make the shitlympics out of this
I hope they have some kind of telemetry system.
TOP 10 BY LENGTH
TOP 10 BY GIRTH
TOP 10 BY % of methane emitted
TOP 10 BY DECIBEL
interpretive grunting / prayer (In some regions known as seis de mayo) - I’m afraid this requires judges at the ready, so may not be practical.
what other empirical measurements could offer meaningful opportunities for competition?
We’re gonna make the shitlympics out of this
clutchtwopointzero , 1 month ago Needs an achievement system PLUMBERS JACKPOT - you clogged the toilet more than 10 consecutive times FIBER AT HOME - no loose stools for a whole month LIKE CLOCKWORK - you are super regular for a whole month METEOR EXTINCTION - you had a poop that was more than 1% of your body weight
Needs an achievement system
PLUMBERS JACKPOT - you clogged the toilet more than 10 consecutive times
FIBER AT HOME - no loose stools for a whole month
LIKE CLOCKWORK - you are super regular for a whole month
METEOR EXTINCTION - you had a poop that was more than 1% of your body weight
LemmyKnowsBest , 1 month ago If that’s the greatest legacy most of us will ever leave behind, sounds about right I guess.
If that’s the greatest legacy most of us will ever leave behind, sounds about right I guess.
RizzRustbolt , 1 month ago “I broke your toliet.” “I’ll get a plunger…” “No-no. I broke your toliet.”
“I broke your toliet.”
“I’ll get a plunger…”
“No-no. I broke your toliet.”
LemmyKnowsBest , 1 month ago WTF is a toliet? But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East! And Toliet is the Sun!
WTF is a toliet?
But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East! And Toliet is the Sun!
izax , 1 month ago And now it looks like a gas station bathroom!
And now it looks like a gas station bathroom!
kemsat , 1 month ago That’s a weird way to say “please don’t flush.”
That’s a weird way to say “please don’t flush.”
hungryphrog , 1 month ago can someone please poorly photoshop a shit stain on this photo
can someone please poorly photoshop a shit stain on this photo
Ghostalmedia , 1 month ago https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c18cfe03-8ffa-4605-8006-399960b477c1.jpeg
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c18cfe03-8ffa-4605-8006-399960b477c1.jpeg
hungryphrog , 1 month ago Perfect.
Perfect.